hereditary

uh-oh · 10-04-2018, 10:04 PM

was dope and wack.

im late, sure. i was waiting on the HD shit to drop, forgot about it until now and just checked it.

who's seen it? lets talk spoilers YO

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SPOILERS

so granted its a horror movie right, and the suspension of disbelief should be allowed, but its always the random things that throw me off, and never the main things. like in the walking dead its like sure i can believe in the zombie apocalypse, but i can't believe you can just sidekick ones skull to mush. its still a fucking SKULL. so hopefully my spoiler alert and longwinded lead up has shaken anyone off the trail who wouldve read anyways like myself and been mad at myself but yo. little girl at a party. what brother would bring their sister? you skip the party. now the whole getting the head knocked off. thats not how humans WORK. her head couldve feasibly exploded. but why would it just fall off. it wouldve just been a pile of gore with like a jaw hanging there and pieces of skull and skin with maybe the brain blasting out. but word your head don't just fucking fall off. now the kid goes home. and goes to sleep. the mother finds the headless kid. NO POLICE? no investigation? no manslaughter charge? he was stoned etc all kinds of shit. they just magically cut to her being buried. somehow this kid just continues life a free man. that was really my main beef. im trying to think of other shit now but that was the main thing that bugged me throughout. also the end. im assuming that when the old dude burned up that the main chick lost her mind and the demon took over her, which is why she was all climbing walls and shit. i still don't get how she got in the attic though, i guess it couldve happened while he was looking where the corpse was

but also, i was kinda hoping the demon was the first creepy naked dude, mainly cuz i recognised him from the funeral. weird white guy with the smile. when the kid seen him i was hoping for some weird shit to happen then and there but word.

overall 7/10. i enjoyed it while watching it but was irritated by stupid shit.

Blue Bayou · 10-04-2018, 10:05 PM

Fucking loved it

It's a slooow burner for sure.... but amazing

King Paimon ftw

uh-oh · 10-04-2018, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Fucking loved it

It's a slooow burner for sure.... but amazing

King Paimon ftw

lol word, i think the main thing i enjoyed was the lack of a million jump scares. it was just a freaky spooky movie with an ugly kid and overall weirdness. i dug it

everytime i watch a good scary movie i want to try and get into more and never do. i think lars recommended the vvitch before i'll probably check that next.

i think the last one i watched prior to this was the conjuring which was ok. but that was probably like 5 years ago. so there is a pretty good gap of time of good movies that couldve come out lol

Blue Bayou · 10-04-2018, 10:13 PM

The Witch is veryyyy similar

Extremelyyy slow in parts, but incredibly well done and same bare bones as Hereditary (no reliance on jump scares.... eerie and all tone).. it's on Netflix fire it up

The original Conjuring is a top horror flick for me

uh-oh · 10-04-2018, 10:21 PM

the conjuring had norman bates mom from bates motel the show right? and they were like traveling exorcists or some shit? i remember liking it but i can't remember LOVING IT. i thought this was better, but granted i just watched this and vaguely remember that. if thats even what im remembering lol

Blue Bayou · 10-04-2018, 10:32 PM

Yeah shes Lorraine Warren... her and her husband ed are real life paranormal investigators... very well known

Victor. · 10-04-2018, 10:50 PM

thanks for the bar

Lenox · 10-04-2018, 10:53 PM

Hella overrated

Geno · 10-04-2018, 11:03 PM

Saw it. It was ok.

Geno · 10-04-2018, 11:04 PM

The nun is that fire tbh. Best horror flick ive seen in a long time. Up with the conjurings.

The whole catholic backdrop was wicked. Higjly recommend for any horror buffs such as myself

Ryno · 10-04-2018, 11:41 PM

This movie was fire. I saw that bitch crawl across the wall n I was like wtf? Lol

The Dead Poet · 10-05-2018, 11:33 AM

I watched this shit the other day

AND HOLY FUCK WAS IT DOPE. I hate Cage. In almost everything. This shit was glorious.

10-04-2018, 10:04 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	hereditary was dope and wack. im late, sure. i was waiting on the HD shit to drop, forgot about it until now and just checked it. who's seen it? lets talk spoilers YO ////////////////////////------------------------/////////////////////////// SPOILERS so granted its a horror movie right, and the suspension of disbelief should be allowed, but its always the random things that throw me off, and never the main things. like in the walking dead its like sure i can believe in the zombie apocalypse, but i can't believe you can just sidekick ones skull to mush. its still a fucking SKULL. so hopefully my spoiler alert and longwinded lead up has shaken anyone off the trail who wouldve read anyways like myself and been mad at myself but yo. little girl at a party. what brother would bring their sister? you skip the party. now the whole getting the head knocked off. thats not how humans WORK. her head couldve feasibly exploded. but why would it just fall off. it wouldve just been a pile of gore with like a jaw hanging there and pieces of skull and skin with maybe the brain blasting out. but word your head don't just fucking fall off. now the kid goes home. and goes to sleep. the mother finds the headless kid. NO POLICE? no investigation? no manslaughter charge? he was stoned etc all kinds of shit. they just magically cut to her being buried. somehow this kid just continues life a free man. that was really my main beef. im trying to think of other shit now but that was the main thing that bugged me throughout. also the end. im assuming that when the old dude burned up that the main chick lost her mind and the demon took over her, which is why she was all climbing walls and shit. i still don't get how she got in the attic though, i guess it couldve happened while he was looking where the corpse was but also, i was kinda hoping the demon was the first creepy naked dude, mainly cuz i recognised him from the funeral. weird white guy with the smile. when the kid seen him i was hoping for some weird shit to happen then and there but word. overall 7/10. i enjoyed it while watching it but was irritated by stupid shit. __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Fucking loved it It's a slooow burner for sure.... but amazing King Paimon ftw __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

10-04-2018, 10:13 PM	#4
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	The Witch is veryyyy similar Extremelyyy slow in parts, but incredibly well done and same bare bones as Hereditary (no reliance on jump scares.... eerie and all tone).. it's on Netflix fire it up The original Conjuring is a top horror flick for me __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	the conjuring had norman bates mom from bates motel the show right? and they were like traveling exorcists or some shit? i remember liking it but i can't remember LOVING IT. i thought this was better, but granted i just watched this and vaguely remember that. if thats even what im remembering lol __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	Yeah shes Lorraine Warren... her and her husband ed are real life paranormal investigators... very well known __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

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Lenox Hungry Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 1,419 Battle Record: 1-5 Rep Power: 16155610	Hella overrated

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,325 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036758	The nun is that fire tbh. Best horror flick ive seen in a long time. Up with the conjurings. The whole catholic backdrop was wicked. Higjly recommend for any horror buffs such as myself __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Ryno Retired Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 646 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 1601590	This movie was fire. I saw that bitch crawl across the wall n I was like wtf? Lol