Let me see if I have this straight...

[~RustyGunZ~]

Half the battlers here are fromRB of course they’re dropping and loving forced wordplays

[dull boy]

I doubt anyone in this thread has room to talk. Like y’all are some sort of authority lol Most of you are sub par, at best.

[Destroyer]

So, we’re under par?
But wouldn’t that be good?

[Saint]

Des got robbed!

[Amen]

Originally Posted by dull boy

I doubt anyone in this thread has room to talk. Like y’all are some sort of authority lol Most of you are sub par, at best.

Show us, mr. Professional text battler.

[veritas]

I have been waiting on y’all to catch up to my level. It will probably most likely never happen.

[Barcotic]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Although sometimes it goes over well
For example, I wrote a verse recently with the punchline
“Des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop until I win the giant stuffed bear.”
That shit is basically nonsense but it went over really well

its not nonsense tho
clown's mouth was the concept n the way u worded it was perfect
theres still wit in there for sure

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

The style that people like now is just bar after bar of obscure wordplay that must be googled to understand and sort of works only one way if mispronounced?

wait.

does this mean i'm a relevant text battler again?!?!

[~RustyGunZ~]

No

[Geno]

Wordplay shit smh. Wtf

Ncs already beat the fuck outta that horse tho. Over and over. Used to see shit like that all the time on nc1

[Witty]

Just posting to clarify that subpar means below average.

[uh-oh]

just force rhyme nonsensical stuff cool like i do dummies

YALL OVERCOOK PASTA. AND PUT SUGAR IN THE SAUCE
I'M AN OVERLOOKED MONSTA. WIPE A BOOGER ON YA DOG

>

[Geno]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

So, we’re under par?
But wouldn’t that be good?

Lol. In golf terms below par is better than above yes. But u just went over there heads with this shit lmao

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

just force rhyme nonsensical stuff cool like i do dummies

YALL OVERCOOK PASTA. AND PUT SUGAR IN THE SAUCE
I'M AN OVERLOOKED MONSTA. WIPE A BOOGER ON YA DOG

>

u a young wannabe god. With dandruff.
G.e.d. Can’t see V. Shout out to my man, @Muff

[uh-oh]

THE AT SIGN RUINED YA FLOW THO
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS YA KNOW BRO
I TRAIN IN EXUBERANT DOJOS FULL OF GRATUITOUS BROKE HO'S
SPILL MY FLUIDS. I BLOW LOADS.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT
YOUR A WASTE WE HATE YA GIMMICK YOU'LL GET ATE UP IN A MINUTE
KILLA
YOU PROLLY ROLLER SKATE AND PLAY WITH LIMERICKS
AND CURL YA CHINHAIR LIKE A GRACEFUL ANGEL WITH IT
<3
WUT

[uh-oh]

see what im saying dawggggg

i don't even know what a limerick is i just had to google it. but it popped up in my brain so i used it

meanwhile its poetry in 5 lines thats humorous and obscene

thats what i do. write in nonsensical non rhyming humorous phrases devoid of a common structure

text is wack

[veritas]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

THE AT SIGN RUINED YA FLOW THO
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THIS YA KNOW BRO
I TRAIN IN EXUBERANT DOJOS FULL OF GRATUITOUS BROKE HO'S
SPILL MY FLUIDS. I BLOW LOADS.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT
YOUR A WASTE WE HATE YA GIMMICK YOU'LL GET ATE UP IN A MINUTE
KILLA
YOU PROLLY ROLLER SKATE AND PLAY WITH LIMERICKS
AND CURL YA CHINHAIR LIKE A GRACEFUL ANGEL WITH IT
<3
WUT

John Doe has the upper hand now
You move like a land cow
who can’t understand Tao
Man wow.
We ain’t in the same galaxy of skill killa
I’m sipping exotic milks draped in lavish silks in my hilly villa
V really rilla
u an insipid gorilla
I come equipped wit some scrilla in a folder colored Manila to buy ya a hooker ta blow you because ima good friend.

[veritas]

Text is wack

[Inno]

Uh oh can’t even spit a verse on his own beats

[uh-oh]

word lol

for real though on the creative front i put up to many blocks. if shit isn't perfection i just don't go with it. just making beats, which im decently proficient at, let alone rhyming on them. its why i get irked and irritated feeding other peoples shit. like wtf you know this isn't good why put it out

thats texts saving grace i guess. you can always say yea it was TEXT THO