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12-28-2021, 03:24 PM | #1 |
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[Round 1] 2. Advanced Placement vs 11. TransAction [Advanced Placement advances]
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Check in by 12/31/2021 at 11:59 p.m. EST You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy ----------------------------------------------------------- Verses due Tuesday, 1/4/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern) It's a lot of time and not a lot of lines, don't ask for extensions ----------------------------------------------------------- 8 lines per team, no more & no less If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 8 lines. 8 is the absolute minimum. ----------------------------------------------------------- All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.) If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted. Don't bitch about votes. If you have any complaints, PM me directly and I will assess the situation. Votes without explanations or that appear to be aliases will not be accepted @Dominate @Aero @Zaddy @Eviction |
01-04-2022, 09:36 PM | #2 |
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Zelph shows Aero his Tinder profile
Zelph: Look Aero I made a page!!! Any advice? Aero: I doubt you take my advice but... NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement Edited to fix spelling mistake.
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01-04-2022, 09:40 PM | #3 |
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Eviction/Zaddy:
Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important. When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee |
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01-04-2022, 11:43 PM | #5 |
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They literally edited the verse after posting ours
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01-04-2022, 11:48 PM | #6 |
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It was literally one letter
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01-05-2022, 12:01 AM | #7 |
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Won’t be the first time aero screws me out of a win
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01-05-2022, 12:03 AM | #8 |
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Don’t be like that boo
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01-05-2022, 12:01 PM | #9 |
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NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today
Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? took a bit of intro to build up.. but i get the personal, decent Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” dope wp, this hit and personal too.. Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast ive seen pump &.. lines similar. this was clean though.. cool here & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement ok for a closer, overall pretty cool 8 line verse Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important. When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. i feel you trolled w this one We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. aight, barely Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie wp was ok.. line also felt lazy & ehh I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee not feelin vote Aero/Dom |
01-05-2022, 03:18 PM | #10 |
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dom/aero
NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? I dig it Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” fire Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast also good & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement weakest bar of the verse, but still not too bad zelph/dia Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important. When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. a bit basic, and it's a concept thats been done before We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. sort of just a name flip on yourself, and it didnt really land for me Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie eh this is okay, its a little bit of a stretch phonetically but I don't hate it I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee its been done and also just doesnt hold up syntactically as a wp overall aero/dom had a really good verse imo. This came off as a bit onesided v/ Aero and Dom |
01-05-2022, 07:16 PM | #11 |
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NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today
Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? what Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” lmaoooooooo fire Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast nice & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement what Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important. When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. MEH We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. meh Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie hell yea I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee fire ok so hmm. tough one. the second verses first 4 bars were weak. last 4 saved it. the middle 4 of the first verse were dope. dago's bi is line of the battle. it edges car dash he in and kamala fur face. vote - aero and dom? i don't know if they're advanced placement or transaction. the verse dom posted
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01-06-2022, 06:42 PM | #12 |
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NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today
Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? Lol good swipe right flip on the tinder concept that has been done Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” Fire lmao .. good fresh wp delivered well with a personal hit Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast Played & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement Lol good misdirection... I like these style of bars ... cool close Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important. When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. Played idea We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. Ehh nah Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie I like the wordplay as an attack line but the syllables being Orr bugs me... cool tho I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee Fucking gone Cool battle Aero and Dom won
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01-07-2022, 02:13 AM | #13 |
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Zelph shows Aero his Tinder profile
Zelph: Look Aero I made a page!!! Any advice? Aero: I doubt you take my advice but... NO HEADSHOTS, & dont act desperate if you wanna get laid today Zelph cried out "Oh God, please swipe right" I'm like didnt HE? With a razor blade? I thought this was light, definitely more that could have been done with the swipe and razor idea but this one felt like it needed more work either in the wording or execution to make it more comedic or hit harder in the delivery, in the end it didn’t really have either/or to assist it (for me) and felt a bit flat out the gate personally. Life’s hectic, but when a day goes by I swear I wouldn’t do it differently For Zelph, when a Dago’s bi he thinks “THIS is why I moved to Italy” This was much better, good idea and worded really smooth, I haven’t seen this Dago bi done before so it was fresh to me. This one could easily have been the opening line, stronger off the bat and doing damage immediately. I fuck with it. Eviction’s mom gets dicked down and dumped quick cuz that vagina’s the stupidest That bitch seen more pump & bolt actions than ANY rifle enthusiast I liked this one, good concept at the root of it, execution wise these hyperbole style punches have been used for years over and they always tend to be formulated in a similar way with more _______ than ________ which doesn’t tend to hit as hard as it would worded differently so that the payoff is right at the end and it’s not as easy to telegraph what’s coming up. You can mask is better by saving the pump and bolt action play until right at the end of the punchline/payoff. As it is it’s a straight jab, just could have been even better if worded differently IMO. & you live in a dank basement. Team gets no attention cuz you bland/basic TransAction’s getting looked over… Dia’s mom every month w/ his bank statement I hated bland/basic as an end rhyme personally, just feels super lazy and simplistic to me. Again here it’s a simple enough punchline to form, conceptually it has legs but the execution could have been done differently to swap things around and make this hit even harder to me. Once you’ve read as far as “TranAction getting looked over,” you can start to see where the payoff may be going before you even reach the end of the line and it loses some surprise factor to catch people off guard. Some misdirection may have made better use of this line and it’s impact.
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01-07-2022, 02:27 AM | #14 |
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Who says shit like “Keeping text alive” you’re a nerd if you think this shits important.
When it comes to concepts dom so stiff you’ll think he’s suffering from rigor mortis. I’ve seen punchlines revolve around the idea of competitions stiff/rigid mortis before in truth, this one needed some sort of twist on it or something added to lift it up and beyond that really but this one to me is just a fairly straight jab thrown with little weight behind it, I didn’t feel like it really did any damage to your opponents it was more of a generic insult that could have been applied to anyone by swapping the name out, I would have preferred something personal either against one or both of those guys off-rip. We’re the OG you’re the fuckin variants, if you had a name, we’re dragging it in dirt. The only transaction is when dom and aero parade around in their favorite skirt. This was better, slightly more comedic and taking their pen, it wasn’t a huge hit but it had a payoff and it was worded better than the last for sure. Im killin ur family. Watch As your kin is floating by me Switch gears, Once he see’s the kardashian trouble like kim, khloe& Kylie Car Dash he in trouble LOL this made me laugh to be honest, not a wordplay I would probably have thought of tbh but this is def my fave line from you guys so far in terms of its wording and execution. This one was worded more harshly and delivered well, it has more elements to it that I enjoy overall. I’ll fuck your girl. There’s no way u have more style than me Presidential; As soon as I Kamala fur face she smiles with glee LOL this reminds me of Allen Knight a little to be real, come all over her face? It seems like a bit of a reach but I’ll allow it I guess. You guys picked it up as the verse went on, definitely an improvement towards the end as the verse stepped it up in terms of wording and execution but a sluggish start somewhat. I think bar of the battle here was Dago bi which was a clear standout, both teams had some inconsistency to them but overall I gave the nod to AdvancedPlacement on this one.
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01-07-2022, 02:39 AM | #15 |
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Swipe right was cool, dago fire and pump action was good
Kardashian works I guess, the rest I didn’t like Vote - aero/dominate
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01-07-2022, 07:06 AM | #16 |
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Dom and aero advance
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