BATTLE ROYALE: THE BRAD PITT HAIR BLOWING DIVISION

[Orc]

@Resin M-I-C
@Hush
@Tic
@Schadenfreude
@Destroyer
@jilti
@Utmost
@Greed

Hello, young Padawans. You are probably wondering why I have gathered you here today. Well, the premise of this hallowed meeting is simple; you have been chosen to complete a mission of great importance.

I have toiled through hours upon hours of research, reading only your worst verses, and decided that you can in fact do better. The stage is set, the candles are lit, and the ambiance is downright wonderful.

You eight are now involved with a giant organisation that is responsible for every major political decision made throughout the modern world. That organisation is of course the Brad Pitt Hair Blowing Division™

You need to become more than just a figurehead to succeed. You must become the organisation itself. Sleek. Soft yet firm, and most importantly, flowing.

This is your time. Take no prisoners.

[Hush]

I said yo

[Hush]

I don't know who's more pussy the white boys or the gooks
Ironic u all some yellow bellies but atleast resin got a genetic excuse
The guidos taking testosterone enemas he deserves the shaming
Once bags introduced his asteroids he been rock solid but still known for flaming
None of these lames are on my level. With this shit I'm so savage
From me jilti gets the utmost respect wich is absolutely none cuz they both faggots
none of these low tier lames could put the champ in trouble
Shit, Once greed saw it was the blowing division he felt his chances double
The other big nosed geek faced me last week and get trashed and battered
The tic L he left with in the nbl touched his core but was no laughing matter
I don't even wana smash destroyer. time already melted his face
One shot put him in the sky. This a blue parking spot- I'll give this elderly space
Res kept checking the thread but wouldn't show to battle Me. Weakling fuck
I should leave u hanging in ur window cuz all week u was a Peking duck

[Schadenfreude]

...yea

[Orc]

Jilti checks

[Tic]

@Hush 1st round supposed to be 14, you only went 12, b.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Tic

@Hush 1st round supposed to be 14, you only went 12, b.

Added 1 . Thx

[Utmost]

yo

[Resin M-I-C]

ok

[Tic]

Hush allllways talk how he the best, a great. I’ll kill ‘em he’s slippin
You’re just an old bitch sayin the saaame bullshit day after day….Hillary Clinton
Jilti is trippin…fgt thinks he’s hard but I’ll split ya shit
Take the metal & raise it to the back of ya head like Olympic lifts
Des gets knocked down but never really gets up. Success is hard to place
Ya career's an infinite Burpee. & you failed every obstacle in the Spartan Race
Utmost likely a Woman…his actions are blatant, apparent
I’ll Dress Up the blade & slashhh til his whole attire Go Red like he's raising awareness
This a battle Feature & Greed you were dead from the start
1 swing’ll have ya Face Pushed In til the medics can’t tell you & Resin apart
We laugh at Freud's Stuttering rhymes. They're all potty, touche
Ya skills Dried up & they'll never see Waterboy - Shit, even Bobby Booshay.
Asians supposed to be smart, but when asked for proof Resins far from it
Watch his whoooole world fall apart Intestine. It'll be hard to stomach

[Destroyer]

here

[jilti]

Hope yall ready

[jilti]

take two in the dome if freude think he champ'n this group
if we see Schaden-ahead, thats just whats gonna happen to you
if we actually lose to the gosling group, its this bald niggas fault
des'll get blamed for Hair Loss, even tho he couldnt do nothing at all
bury Resins ancient ass in the vault. gotta tell him the truth man
might as well give Artifacts before they find your remains in a tomb, fam
news flash! Hush'll never be king, just an informant around pigs
passenger side of cop cars is the only time we'll see u with the Crown,Vic
now its tic aka dark matter.. point the laser beam at'cha snout
put the light to Dark face that would make the jackson family proud
who's placing last out the brad pitt hair group? aint a hard riddle
Most likely be Utm, stuck in back of the division like the trademark symbol
a little side note greed, @Chill Phil traded his ride for a 2015 model
but if ur negotiating hardcore and its Agreed Upon men, we not talk'n autos

[Greed]

Hush you drop wack, fuck every line u said fool
Verses hella hyped until you see it live.. deadpool
Im robbing u fuccin clowns, put all of your stuff on the ground
The way im jackin jil, you got lots more to worry about then bumpin ur crown
Ive been diagnosed with a case of overkilling garb emcees
Only time destroyer goes over the top is editing his own photography
The way Tic fleas the ring, worms his way out of these hard blows
Jusr to get ate up by this sickness dog'll need more then vaccination for parvo
Schadenfreude was doomed from the start, he wont last in this game
Even if he was good no one would speak on it in fear if mispronouncing his name
Im the next one up.. but most can see that
Resin a top tier emcee.. only utmost believe that
Res is truly garbage, a joke if im being serious
Ironic that you getting the utmost respect is why you have none period

[Schadenfreude]

Make Hush crash mom’s car again, from dodging & dipping
unload a clip & watch him flip it, his reaction’s like the NayNay while whipping.
Vicious, slay all u bitches, while everyone bares witness,
especially this Cali victim, Jilt’s not built to body shit, less it’s in a LA Fitness.
Resin u need to be more introspective, yo life’s grave kid,
u should re-examine the man in the Mirra, then off yourself like Dave did.
Changed yo name to Greed, but u’ve never had writing..
u & UFC had the same problem, there was nothing to gain in Pride Fighting.
In 1-2 Ut was a winner, too bad yo verses can’t hit any sicker
Shit if it only took one bar to be better, u’d be ‘bout as vicious as Snickers.
Des u dead, wait. No u’re dead weight when u drop queer
no wonder why Bags is lifting more, s’been carrying yo ass since u got here.
Tic’s wife slobs me while another bitch cunnilingus the bi-hoe
distracted doing me right tho, if head w/ no hands is art - she’s Venus de Milo.

..BODIES.

[Destroyer]

keep my bars tight, but i keep my ends tighter
look res, all u got to do is flip that shit to C I M Niser
and jilt, bottom line, des just isn't a fan, dude
dont act like anyone forgot that pic u posted w/ a banana between ur manboobs
reign supreme over all of u, i will turn u from chicken to dark meat
if we hear 'tic king' it's just the explosive charges i set under his carseat
is it greed or pride this week? man, either way u'll get toasted
for me, the seven deadliest sins are those shit bars that u posted^^^
i just handed an L to this kid, & it was mainly due to ur bad text
cuz if anyone 'feeling schad,' it's just hush describing when dad left
sleep on silk sheets, but its a fact that im not a bitch...
my room provides the 'utmost in comfort,' & i provide the exact opposite
if des end up a jilted lover, its because she a whore
if jilted lover its cause he recently fell for a dude who's full name is theodore

faggot

[Utmost]

Welp.

Res's back n' good lord did Tic body you - I was ALMOST inspired dude
I expected a string of good verses.. not you being strung up by ur wire fu
& Hush, if they paris up with beef in a room - ur comin out pulse missin
Coz ima make this Royale scene bloody.. just like Sam L. in Pulp Fiction
*Spoiler* this german fuck Schaden dies - bullets leavin his dome a crater
Coz my glocks put dots over ü.. guess now there speakin ya nomenclature
Plus Tic is played as fuck - anybody who thinks he's ill is square
im the vanguard of this text shit, ur the van guard too.. after u lured children there
& Des u old fuckin herb, u get zero bitches n thats a sizable drought
I mean, u probably throw on ur best suspenders.. when ya back decides to go out
These no names are left.. Jil n Greed tryna hide all the caressin n touchin
Call these fags ' the life of pablo'.. never comin out to the rest of the public
Done. RIP and alls well - at the eulogy people will awkwardly gawk
They'll say u were sweethearts...nah, i just used the candy to outline ya body in chalk

[Resin M-I-C]

Aiyyo
skillwise there's a huge space in here n i'm simply better
fuck a division, i'm gonna leave this whole crop in the dust that's Interstellar.
get the Utmost respect for my ruger, i got strays that'll track ur circle
when im geekin with the machine it won't be to turn a stephon back to urkel.
Hush says he a millionaire, a lying midget is what i call this guy
cuz all the money in the world cant help you when it says 'u must be this tall to ride.'
n des has a girl with no tits, she'll never see people holler
if his wife means the World to him then her chest is what the earth was to medieval scholars.
Schaden is a dumbass nazi name, ima hurt this fag
a swift swing of the blade will leave you red in the middle like ur country's flag.
i rip foes.. i'll knock down greed and jilti with a hip throw
it's a shitshow, u two winning's a longer reach than taking a selfie to capture tic's nose.
Gosling or Pitt, to even come close to me u need to leave with some luck
u losers call me Asian so u already know i find every type of Division easy as fuck.
Mahfuckas.
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[Hush]

@Orc can I vote ?

[Orc]

you can rank the other verses in order