04-18-2023, 08:23 PM | #1 |
Sidearms
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Week 1: Zuo vs. Cereal - ZUO WINS
Rules
You know the drill. Due Dates: Verses this week are due Friday and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ @Cereal |
04-18-2023, 11:19 PM | #2 |
killa
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check check
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04-18-2023, 11:32 PM | #3 |
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Check, let’s do 8-10
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04-21-2023, 10:23 PM | #4 |
killa
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dust of the typecast aite, atlas nutten but ass
hashish for this bastard til his babe loos like diaper rash im hypermanic and hyper fast.. dash dash dah fuck this gimmic i could nuke him with a limerick - call me the bash brother of thrashing the princess soo peachy if you eat me you are bashful tactful sinafile limp wrist faggot - if i was cami yall be saggot no maggot no abo-digits-nulled just a knuckle duster vs a knuckle rubber all clit for this blood clock a has been once of mother ofa sucker sup punk its punkie brewster you choose bra il blow up your blu-tooth just to watch-star,wars sure god of ahem ill spit in your mouth missie just to see if yall kiss me while pissssssing/the bed the end .. mic drop
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04-21-2023, 11:05 PM | #5 |
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He’s the gayest of all em, if it’s a girl then it’s torture..
Fuck pussy, the D is always coming after C like alphabetical order Get hit n get popped. Lettin it rip at an opp Makes sense his names Cereal.. he’s gettin bagged n then boxed He’s a fagit, he’s a furry One punch will leave u like a Sasquatch sighting.. vision blurry He was never a leader, someone I’d never follow Pedophile.. leaves a mess at the table then kids swallow Not a threat, you couldn’t ever harm me Leave a piece of ur mind scattered across the site like Pharaohs Army This is my biggest regret, should’ve battled someone better I’m leaving dummy on paper like a random letter |
04-22-2023, 12:27 AM | #6 |
Retired
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Wasn’t so much fond of Cereals. Some of this was just down right silly.
Bagged and boxed, pharoahs army punches were cool from Zelph V. Zelph |
04-22-2023, 04:18 AM | #7 |
Badgerdick
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Champed - Art of Writing League
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lmao Cereal’s verse read like a box of Alphabites being poured out on the floor at random. He probably eats his with a spork. Milk falling through the gaps and splashing onto the velcro strap of his protective helmet, drool down his chin reflecting back his own retardism and inability to form a coherent sentence at 36 years old.
Vote - Zuo |
04-22-2023, 12:44 PM | #8 |
Bullying Yall Bitches.
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Vote - zuo, I tried to quote something in cereal verse but … yeah
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04-23-2023, 02:11 PM | #9 |
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Cereal had nothing here. Wild for some one who spends all day on these sites and can’t formulate a fucking punch
Read zelphs first bar He’s the gayest of all em, if it’s a girl then it’s torture.. Fuck pussy, the D is always coming after C like alphabetical order Enough to win V/Zelph |
04-23-2023, 06:15 PM | #10 |
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Zuo Wins 4-0
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