So I had a foursome earrrlyyy this morning - Page 3

Amen · 04-28-2018, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

Vote on NBL playoffs faggots

You vote 1st, then I'll go and vote, bro.

Destroyer · 04-28-2018, 08:57 AM

I always vote.

El Muffin · 04-28-2018, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Amen

On the phone with her nigga, as you claimed. Then goes off to banging 2 other niggas - meaning you and your home boy.

Not exactly sure what was so confusing about that. She's a slore. So is the chick you be proudly posting.

I been telling you leave that wild high school life style alone for a minute now. You a grown ass kid tho. DO you.

Ill post that bitch all day I never said she was wifey

Only that we were entertaining the thought of being faithful to each other .. She was territorial n so was i

Obv all it takes is the wool to be pulled back n then you erase all ideas of that .

Bitch crazy n all that shit was just grandiose talk . so boom .. Just fuck her n keep it moving

Done

Got love 4 her but she's nuts .. I can't do it obv

Amen · 04-28-2018, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Destroyer

I always vote.

Let's be real, fam. Only time you vote is when it's against @Barcotic

Lets be honest with ourselves, now lol...

Mediocrity · 04-28-2018, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

I, personally, think every time a member of this site has sex they should make a topic about it.

That way we can be high schoolers.

Mediocrity · 04-28-2018, 03:14 PM

Soo is it safe to assume Muff is a meth head who fucks druggy bitches and falls in love with them but it’s not the dope dick that keeps them around, it’s the dope?

El Muffin · 04-28-2018, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediocrity

Soo is it safe to assume Muff is a meth head who fucks druggy bitches and falls in love with them but it’s not the dope dick that keeps them around, it’s the dope?

Look at this faggot

First of all . these girls I'm Fucking with of late do not use what I sell fool

She just called the cops on me last night because of the shit

Stop talking

I got messages / videos all kinds of sgkt to corroborate my shit

Stop being lame n quoting yourself

Witty · 04-28-2018, 04:48 PM

She called the cops on you and you're still fucking with her?

Eŋg · 04-28-2018, 04:55 PM

the only woman i could (and have) forgive(n) for calling the cops on me is my mother.

Witty · 04-28-2018, 04:57 PM

Excellent use of parentheses.

Mediocrity · 04-28-2018, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by El Muffin

Look at this faggot

First of all . these girls I'm Fucking with of late do not use what I sell fool

She just called the cops on me last night because of the shit

Stop talking

I got messages / videos all kinds of sgkt to corroborate my shit

Stop being lame n quoting yourself

Prove it

dull boy · 04-28-2018, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by El Muffin

Tbh I wouldnt know what to do with the 3rd girl if it were all bitches

Interesting.

Aero · 04-28-2018, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Eŋg

the only woman i could (and have) forgive(n) for calling the cops on me is my mother.

I was there with her that night but to be fair you were out of control.

El Muffin · 04-28-2018, 07:11 PM

@Witty

No I dipppedd

Eŋg · 04-28-2018, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

I was there with her that night but to be fair you were out of control.

jokes of this nature are rarely funny, particularly when you've all the stature of a diminutive japanese eunuch.

Cred · 04-28-2018, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

Interesting.

Lmao

Candy · 04-29-2018, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by El Muffin

@sraL (your HoT analysis was accurate. Ill get to that )

Ok so this bitch

http://imgur.com/LIMuN3O

We've been off n on . she just recently offered for me to come stay with her n she'll help me out with clientele etc

So ok. I come up . we fuck a couple nights... Well last night she got drunk n told me a deep rooted fantasy of hers about how she always wanted to get dug out n treated like a slut by two black guys . I'm like ok babe but I'm not tag teaming you with some nigga. She's like "oh don't worry I don't expect you to.... I already gotta bitch lined up" she wouldn't tell me nor show me who Tf this bitch was.. Said it was a surprise . so last night after beer pong tournament .. We head back. Its me .. A dude who fucked with her in the past that I'm aware of n we come from similar areas .. Me n bro cool af. So we pick up aforementioned mystery hoe. Apparently she already checked me out before n thought I was attractive or whatnot n then ole girl boosted it by bragging about the dick game so she was beyond with it. But little. Did. I know that this bitcg was BEYOOOOND BAD BRO LIKE borderline shitting on ole girl.. she was Romanian but like had Sicilian skin color with a bodddyyy yo . I was on it lol. Hitting it off with her in the car . shits kosher .. Well when we make it back to the spot? After a few bowls n drinks got it us.. Well the girl im Fucking with popped it off by sucking me off in the kitchen .. So they pop up n my bro is like nigga you ain't say nothing but a thannngg. Pulls his dick out n now she sucking both of us off. Romanian girl plays dick hop scotch n works her way into the rotation.... But when I got that mouth I was like oh shit ! I couldn't get enough bro like I could of just fucked with her n I'm guuucciii . things migrate to the bedroom ..we all get to Fucking . there's switching up n everything but apparently I was way into this girl than the bitch I'm Fucking with . I couldn't tell .. I was wary to show as much attention to her than this girl but Idk maybe she picked up that I was feeling her a lot. I don't blame her because I let her catch my nut too xD . apparently a misread? Idk lol I don't know the etiquette? So I deflected the issue n was like yoooo u were content with Fucking ole boy n u don't hear me saying shkf . she started saying shit like " but I wanted to do some freaky shit with you involved .. Not have you love on some bitcg more than me.. " I'm disputing the fuck out of it lol Yknow typical seller defense shit. Not working out so wwll

I'm dealing with it today . she madddd salty . saw that I have her as friends on fb now too lol xD

I'm tryna calm her down

Apparently tonight here in a few hrs she tryna just get a 3some popping off

We shall see . this girl not on her level but has a nice ass n mean head game from what I've heard

Hopefully it works out getter

..did the story look like this..

Candy · 04-29-2018, 12:50 AM

or like this

El Muffin · 04-29-2018, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dull boy

Interesting.

I'm sure I'd get the job done

But not like I can premeditate n predict how to go about it

Like she'd obv be on some cunnylingus shit .. Till I got around to her

Honestly idk what would happen but I'm confident once I put in work all of em would catch wreck

I just don't want No one to feel left out n I don't have prior experience Fucking with 3 at once

Just 2

Amen · 04-29-2018, 09:21 AM

All you would need is stamina bro.

You could divide them equally by time per slut or strokes.

10 minutes per hoe or 10 strokes per hoe, sort of thing.

Be creative, Muff.

04-28-2018, 04:48 PM	#48
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	She called the cops on you and you're still fucking with her? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-28-2018, 04:57 PM	#50
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,794 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Excellent use of parentheses. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-28-2018, 07:11 PM	#54
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	@Witty No I dipppedd __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-29-2018, 12:50 AM	#58
Candy Sell Her Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 985 Battle Record: 1-3 Rep Power: 5082452	or like this __________________ curious más curioso y más curioso

04-28-2018, 03:14 PM	#46
Mediocrity Brother Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 518 Rep Power: 4919692	Soo is it safe to assume Muff is a meth head who fucks druggy bitches and falls in love with them but it’s not the dope dick that keeps them around, it’s the dope?

04-28-2018, 04:55 PM	#49
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,146 Rep Power: 0	the only woman i could (and have) forgive(n) for calling the cops on me is my mother.

04-29-2018, 09:21 AM	#60
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,470 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	All you would need is stamina bro. You could divide them equally by time per slut or strokes. 10 minutes per hoe or 10 strokes per hoe, sort of thing. Be creative, Muff.