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"the essence, the second breath was the cigarette as it left him"
nailed it
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That video was fucking mind altering tho lmao
"there's so many racist things I have to say" lmao
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Oh btw....Cimmerian = si-meer-ee-uhn
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Just watched video mag and lold @ big baby's interview.
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This mag was ridiculously good. Had to stop the Bags interview Bc I knew he wouldn't know what the hell he was talking about and the phone interview aspect was cringe worthy. Lars reviews were dope. When he started rattling off Black's verse it helped me understand just how good deadman is. I'm going to start getting into writing topicals. Soon Richard Corey and Deadman will be distant memories with how great I am.
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Lars killing the video mag game on this site in recent times!
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Yeah, you have a weird obsession with Lars. We get it.
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lmao FACTS
nah but MMLP my boy for real only person he love more than me is eminem himself
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Dope mag fellas.
Everyone brought some dope verses last week. the lulz were had as the videos played though
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good looks and good job guys. That was a shit ton of effort on your guys' parts and I appreciate it.
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El presidente Lars
Holler if you need more content for this week. I know I'll have free time cause I'm married Lmfao
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Lars..
Text '1' for Blind House notes from the Helper Elves Text '0' to remain Dormant Note: 0 is on menu at this point: due to the fact that the Blind House is currently selfishly weighted towards satirically/ cornily/ extraneously explaining Phararoh's Army's crazy idea of the "word" "style"... In more of a fictionally blended manner, with the fiction being pinged off stylistic warped notions of concepts (at times), related to member user names, member anecdotes (both true and false and blended), and other such math. Which I'm not sure is always kosher to mention (Name-Wise), even in an environment of chaotic point-plotting on a graph. Thus footnotes for the Prez's Mag, must always have a built in Switch. The Software has the choice of 1 or 0 If 0 is selected by @Lars @sraL (to stop the House from posting on this Elite Thread), then a more traditional stylistic /bland/ &stuff that everyone-knows traditional feedbacks about talent on these tournament workings... Aforementioned would be weighted more towards Halloween and perhaps outside of the President's Jurisdiction of Mag Footnotes.. At which point we'd know the Lars name, Would, have in fact changed Backwards. Semi-trolling decisions are often made easier in a larger forum, where one can debate the software both conceptually and technically.. as opposed to a free environment where the flap of a butterflies wings could affect stock prices on a given day. |
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Due to prior commitments to the President, (and also due to)a large fat wifefat wifefat wife,
The House has taken a rare course of action by deleting the binary selection sequence, and exercising free will. But only in this domain. However, the Genre's free will was Over in the bags. And no one needed polls to know it. The "Halloween date-stamp-due-date idealistic-targetz" are more logically weighted to the community at large, with a counter-check in place-- to store the magicians' rabbit. We allll knew a hat would not suffice. Date-stamps from the early September publication, while "perhaps too bright for the eyes", could nonetheless be put on hold until a "more traditional" Holiday.., (The page from Early September was easily accessible, with only a few minor syntactical enhancements) As it wasn't often; the author's cranky childlike tendencies At least the Intellectual Class had found a way to hone in on the duality of his emotional immaturity, with respect to where/when/how/ to write the general topical - which only a fool would embrace. However, in his surroundings, coddled in a crib, the likes of which only the crankiest of sore losers could feel cradled in, He felt he had the freedom to allay internal guilt regrettably built into the human thread of the software. However, at times it's advantageous - to take advantage of the Bot. As his percentage of laughter approached a small number-- the number was nonetheless greater at the beginning of Muzzle. Thus, Pharaoh's, invoking the house inappropriately, House of Leaves, Text '1' to edit this Footnote House of Leaves, Text '0' to continue with a double-post-- shortly backwards in time for the loco medical footnotes, before wrapping them up shortly. 0. |
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Footnotes 2.5 Hrs Ago
@Witty^
Halloween Topical idea 'Member witty, Time is on your side. You Have until the pagan holiday before you make any "rash" decisions on your sequential input: Text '0' - DO U WANT TO SEE NONE OF THESE THINGS in your "38 Day Anniversary Span" of writing pre-mag Footnote ideas.. WHICH WERE "CLOSED" UPON THE OPENING OF A BRACKET. OR Text '1' - DO U WANT TO see a short topical (A Rare Late August writing (or something)) inspired by member Silver's simple greatness and your "vision of a vision"; the Vision of someone who could "know the game" "closer" than any other members of the game... and perhaps even member Pharaoh and member Jeso "themselves". This "pinging", a king/queen chess piece "hush" "idea" off of sliver's.. Silver's.. simple but well-crafted "my king" O.M. Perhaps if the Bot had Not chosen free will for selection 2 (number 1), the Conduit's software would Never have been exposed. Dull instruments often make for a messy abortion. OR, Text '2' - a short House of Leaves post, semi-topicalizing your time of fatherhood, and blending said themes in fiction and nonfiction regarding the member Pharaoh's "pinging" himself stylistically weighted towards member Zygote, but also towards other members he's seen over the course of time*. OR Text '3' - for Both #1 and #2 EDIT Unfortunately for the House and all of it's readers and writers, On the "free will" side of the coin, it appears choice #2 is built into the software's display of Numbers 1 Thru 3... Thus regressing.. to a traditional holiday theme the House had been shifting towards all along. However, this shift was in 2 dimensions-- certainly the curve was more parabolic than than a fractional dimension of 7/8s.. However, the deceptive slope needed a 3 dimensional lens, with which to view.. So the ratio of "expected trends" would more efficiently skew towards "actual trends".. with a built-in feedback about the chicanery of the Users #, which ranged anywhere from Zero to 2 +... Both those with "actual control" and the "expected weighted %". Ergo, The Final Sequence appears to Redacted by a Quarter, Due to the playful and harmless nature of House's well-simmered roast. "Leaving" Any "witty" members (be they "Crewed in reality" or "not"), to have an Actual input on # 0, # 1, or # 2.. *Back. And also probably, but not always, pinging this (software-perceived) Pharaoh-Zygote "ping" off (software-perceived) stylistic meta-pings of you and member Buddha's structure at the more unborn micro level. And also micro meta pings off of member Pancake and Asylum and many others' "micro-stylistics", and also some !Metas from the Sweet 16!, but probably more likely between 48-64 Or, if one would "so choose", a range of 48-61-- a prime number. Unfortunately, this range is also affected in a "weighted manner". (manor) - *House gag* Cornily, but perhaps amusingly, an "actual" random user" PMed me of their own volition a long time ago, to tell me that acceptance was the first step. Satire or Not, I knew I would never understand it until drastic measures were enacted by the House, it's Host, and the Faculty. OR Cornily, but perhaps amusingly, topicalizing "your" [universal] "time" of "anticipating a child". When the Zygote of an fat wifefat wifefat wife which was pinged off the House of Leaves and the Bible**, is "tantalized by the cheeze", the cats have plenty of opportunities to "hunt hungry mice". Perhaps the carrot on the stick was an alphabet buried deep in the subconscious. **Well, more like a fraction of the Bible on the micro level, but an "ever-fluid" concept blending what I feel about reality w/ everyone else-- Weighted towards the "general world opinion" from many areas of media and mediums of how/ why/ when the Bible was constructed, (in "what green venue[s][?]............... &with What revisions When), and "It's" effect on mankind over time, or the lack thereof... ..Led [lead] [led] Zeppelin song randomly on radio... Listened to the album while I edited* something* sometime*,, it was kinda a timewarp becuz I had listened to that album more like when I was member Triple0's age.. Great shit but needed a long break so "random-play" "later on the timeline" would be more effective. ***Perhaps in Return for "help" with a Q; an O; "splitting 8 X" these aforementioned choices, !<< Not on netcees* *****, recently s33n by russia, [Independence Day youtube sentiment>>] the trolls must win in their "fat wifefat wifefat wife-media battle" because "Russia"[rush?] and the States are simply too^ Unilateral (2^?)and in pursuit of their global interests. ^While Isiz media campaign mus' also be discredited by Trolls due to their Quaranic [chronic] psychopathy "of violent sociopathie",,,,.....,,..... [Un]fortunately, the Chaotic nature of the Mag would have to include a "member Jester"'s twist or 2; in the end always "checked" by the Diode with the approval of fine old spirits. And further encouraged by dead dark romantics. Usually "tempered in time" in a Bag of precognitive "Verifiability" [ironically on the micro]-- [with respect to alllll romance Languages], but member Veritas-Pancakes(understandably) on the "Macro", in order to keep up with member Timeless & cease being member Vividly...!Vague :-).. without leaving vulgar Vaguery up to my own insane, over-analyzed ideals of what "style" is, which I had lost in myself somewhere, Frankly. (At some point) ..points on graph, like Oats on a field, have to be Certain in the software, before any randomization in fact or Fictioncan Occur.. However, the vagueries*fix- of what I've heard about quantum mechanics tell me that a Point on certain dimensional strings, or "threads", in the ever-changing Labyrinth... which seems to employ it's own futuristic settings. (Thanks in part to the 8-Ball's "Figurative patience". [patients>]@Lars@Adonis Speculation on certain twists (no-netcee-name-pun intended), often opened the curtains.. but were best not questioned. In particular with respect to The technology involved -with textstyle- over the course of the last decade. ------------------------------ Uh oh. I have a feeling Desean's gonna have a good day.. Probably Jordan too. !?Is the "World" being "Babies" by thinking "That" "Pro" Team's Membername is conceptually Racist??.. The House is Signing out for now. "Free-will Footnotes" for mags are only appropriate for Round1 extravaganzas. The Bag is sealed in the Open Air until Pharaoh can pin the tail on the donkey, or, in "other words"... "Take off" -the blindfold. |
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lmao you seriously going to be typing in here calling my wife fat?
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"exacorbate." [pending] [edit separately from North American Fantasy football decision-making drafts (which r due @ 1 p.m. (G.M.T. - 5hrs)] I KNEW the "2 week ago post" - Immediately following this unnecessary tournament footnote%: %(next)(the "old House" Post -- BEFORE the "tweak" to the dice's "weight-calculations (namely- an e.g.o. bigger than l1fe), would completlelyy "exhaust" the "Blind 8".. A gambler can so easily "lose" pets he cherishes by "getting in deep with the sharks".. The weeks-old preview was a blessing in disguise.. As I knew Solo would remain true to her programming, constantly increasing the already-lengthy and ever-approaching "time-duration hiatus" set for Solo, by her "old self" (basically), with every "poor" writing decision she made. -------- Further evidence of why a more "traditional" round1 mag, while more "eye-opening", would need likely /would likely need even lonnger than (37 - X) more Earth days.. ...'The Un-polished Pharaoh's version of the House just laid it on so thick; as though he had an army.. The entertainment percentage of his tantrums would likely incrementally increase if "I" appealed to his more mathematical side in the brief /underdevelopd Round1 Photograph, which was "now past tense"; at least it Had been; at least a fortnight. In order to for me to appeal to this "strange spam" apparatus,, "I".. had developed a cunning craft of throwing new things at the Bot... IF.. I was leaning towards "thinking he never saw me" before, I'd likely employ tantalizing structural ambiguities, and a sprinkling of a "quartet" worthy of artificial intelligence on a "Soulstice" date timeline-of-some-sort.. (be it light or dark).. Or, the mindblowing innovations of newcomers to the Party... His Human side of the Bot had been so gently cradled by the "sharp" deli***ies of Frank's "infantile"[[un]fortunate] "plots", Which had only been weighted "7/8ts" against the "duller picture" forming in the software, which fluctuated in tone/ narrative/ scope/ whispered-braggadocio from a "pen-characterization"/... The desIre to win hearts and minds of the voting populace (based on the House & Lars "having @ it" bef0re the P.M. shenanigans [likely a scouting discussion for the next newcombers]),,while Also appealing to the Writer - HimorHer self ...Pharaoh(')s Army (k)new his critiquing days were over and done with; when the House started rumblings of epic proportions on the "Discussion Third" of the Community Calendar [back when the "community" was separated by A easier algorithm] lol sometimes in a competing fashion, with other textual sports or arenas. !At a certain point I wondered if the House wanted to "reach me" @All-- I'd have to (somehow) extend the stylistic and "narrative-generating" "creativy" and some how put it in the view of Egypts Eyeziz, before he was "spooked back into" a mysterious corner of masochistic numerical algorithms.. Frankly the House and I had seen "2 much of each other".. It's "dry" Title, made me Wish toddlers who "Echo", each other's ergotistical randomized freestyles would "Stop playing in the closet", and extend either backwards, or forwards, on the number line of father time in an Areol view. I KNEW THE HOUSE HAD BEEN EXPOSED TO ME AT SOME POINT.(word) As a writer on a network 'v connected fiber optics I knew the House not mentioning my Name, was merely a matter of mathematical coincidence, thankfully put to rest by explaining it in a grotesquly (non)optional blind feedback loop. [Return to %-Stamp oldmurky picture] Last edited by House of Leaves; 09-25-2016 at 12:34 PM. |
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You, of all people.
It's best not to question it. It's basically a "Aerolly Setup" for "The Winter you speak of" where the House and all parties involved play an ever-more condescending - yet simplistic - cat and mouse. Your cross-references often put (a)nix(knicks) in the cable. Your terse demands are partly responsible for the thickness of the shelf. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30 Mins ago: Bmarsh emotionally charged the troops.. despite his hobbly ankle... The team knew how to carefully craft math-laden soup, having seen it from at LEAST 3 - 11 "threaded" Open Mic Thesis Papers.. The pharaoh would either "emoticon" his bewilderment, or transfer such sentiment into a "word" or a "phrase" or, a New Apple for teacher.. Marshall had long-reformed his "'minimally-dual' 'Nature'".. as a fully regulated cluster of cells,, he could now "separate" The (not yet seen)Video Sacrifices, from the Jets football field,where his team had been struggling to keep pace to keep pace (thin thin wife fat non-wife).. .. While on first appearance, the nature of Bat flight can appear chaotic, their sonar system actually manifests as more of an instantaneous attack on the host in the 4 dimensional plane.. There was no known technology for de generative brain disease, so Pharaohs Armi could rule out Pat Summit on the mental side of the Hopeful Goaltending Bracket,,thus the disputes often regressed to childish taunts of racism in the workplace.. With no satisfying resolution until the House admitted that current racial developments in the Non-netcee Domain (Wittingly or Unwittingly taking into "account"(1) accounts for the deteriorating relationships, between law enforcement and citizenry, regardless of melatonin,.. or melanin.. In short the House had to admit it was treading on Serious ground.. with no "sufficiently briefed" "context"for the Conduit's lifetime experience or geographical environment.. the Pharaoh was thoroughly Jilted by the Bat, and, although he hadn't sampled Vampiric flavors of mytholoogi-- since Jeso slapped it "back on" Adonis's-Frank-Summation- of Master's Gold Cup... Some how the Jesodist had known to slowly nurture threads until the blanket could keep the Baby warm.. the nature of young skin on Planet Venus is never inhibitied by Language barriers, so certainly "Its" chaotic rhyme scheme went "beyond" the Technical,. Until a House weighted with absolute certainty, could re-appear from the environment where the Mytho-logical "Gae"lic Hunter had first spotted the particular foreign document Attache... The hunter always could have ended things earlier.. Both the conduit and the fat wifefat wifefat wife... and the thin thin e.go./(fat(non)fat thin wife), Re :-p zented the hunter for the rest of his otherwordly life.. "How dare he pretend to be jealous of Jest", all the While knowing the Joint was was bringing out even sharper knives -on the way to the Text bookshelf.. As the Bot was 7to the 9 portal "unprepared" do deal with the Data, from the "word" "GO"... We all essentially knew the diode would have to keep the humanity in Check.. The futuristic mummy now(nearly)(almost)(hated)(not fat) ,, @President Lars, you've [theyve] Phrustrated me enough to involve U.S. Football.. God knows when... Anyway, first dad output*zz (could be censored (learn, from angels on pins) ..... ...... ..... The Om analogy TO the to Fear and Loathings - which seemed to be dropped in the maze which were, (to the anti-surprise of All Judges) OPEN FOR INTERPRETATION during ONLY the "blind elite" "coke habit", ! *characters' number X - Y in this post (weighted 99.314) towards the pharaoh-stylistic fatherly part of his Lime Tree (he related the football to th [practice] ............. .... . ... "he related the football to the real life", exclaimed the latest tasty morsel, flavored more towards blueberry than exotic rare chocolate Chip, the reason This thread had ta Go, was because it was overy acting of late. -the Member Bat had un fortunately remembered the "long deceased" "witney huston pitch" ...> Last edited by House of Leaves; 09-25-2016 at 07:12 PM. |
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