02-16-2013, 01:11 PM | #81 |
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beating up oprah's minge on a coca binge
giving her stitches w/an old syringe one way ticket to oz in a stolen blimp judo throw a bitch in a pit full of swords pointing up, ready to shred skull from chords you dont want to be caught cuz golem gorge |
02-16-2013, 01:27 PM | #82 |
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Bitch you aint repping OZ, where the munchkins slinging kilos of them yellow brick stones.
And since the east fell, the pain strains and hella hits home. The pawn shop's full of tin man, selling his own, People dyin for them ruby sneakes, it never gets old.
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02-16-2013, 01:46 PM | #83 |
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ruby slippers, true militia, view the scripture
red is health, magic is the blue elixir. mammoth puke and blisters mutant fixture. i hate working but the money is great to buy a drink at awkward times where i got nothing to say substance and taste - tongue and nerves create a beautiful mesh despise you fucking people. i'm reclusive at best |
02-16-2013, 02:31 PM | #84 |
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You introvert, fill in the dark of your silhouette,
Or reach for cooling comforts, laid on inverted pillow pets. Repetition and outcome, expecting a difference Like you stay in your confines, to escape any ignorance. Following fault lines, denying civility, Afraid to invoke minds, for your own inabilities. Spending life weeping, " man, if i just had stability, then the things i run away from wouldn't feel like they're running me." And you're probably fat too
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02-20-2013, 11:03 AM | #85 |
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Death is eventual. The eventual is inevitable,
just a receptacle for truisms and lessons illegible. im attracted to synapses, their lapses, limits of their tendrils. your dementia won't defend you, once you've given everything you ever thought. for want of a purpose, our words were lost, for want of a return, first thing we'd burned was god. rewind and reminisce; refrain, divide and desist, to forgive is to confide in empty rain- so just forget the end's so far away.
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02-20-2013, 12:20 PM | #86 | |
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trying to get a bitch pregnant by jerking off in a cup but then you swallow it yourself with some sugar and koolaid cause youre sweet like honey filled treats and too gay LEAVE |
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02-20-2013, 09:04 PM | #87 |
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Whoa, slow down Tonto, those similes are dangerous. Sweet like honey filled treats? AMAZINGNESS. Jesus, you're a genius. A titan with letters. Rhyming is expert. Fucking writing professor. Some shit I can't even begin to describe... but wait, limmie give this a try...
Buddy, you're stupid as shit. Trying to insult a writer by writing a diss so deprived of the wit that's required to spit. If I were you I'd retire and quit. Seriously. Do it today. Your similes are killing me, and I don't mean in a good way. |
02-21-2013, 12:29 AM | #88 |
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similes perfect, like licking a virgin clitoris while she's making a sandwich
chicken or turkey, taking advantage of her innocent person making her spasm, leaking blood accidentally on purpose sorry i dissed you faggot. i'm just better at writing internet verses |
02-21-2013, 10:22 AM | #89 |
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It's not your rhymes I'm questioning. It's the ass backwards shit in your mind that's upsetting. See,
you're gay for those antics. Because perfect would be her gurgling skeet while making that sandwich. She can pleasure my dick while you pleasure her clit. Not at the same time, I mean separate and shit. I'll call her when I need to release semen. You can call her so you feel needed. Sorry? Word. But you never did diss me. You just insulted my clever wit senses with your lesser pen fitness. |
02-22-2013, 10:38 AM | #90 |
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ill snap an elderly bitch's leg like a celery stick
May the corpse be with you fuckers crawl around day cares and issue rubbas tickle blubber on fat, horniest dimes open wide whore. eat this scat corny surprise |
02-23-2013, 02:25 AM | #91 |
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The story implies I do the waltz when I rhyme or stutter rather summersault or you die.
You never fought and your eye is pulitzer prize winner stinger caught you, goodnight. You try to fry my mind with your wack shit, but it'll never happened, I'm captain obvious Rapping hostages up in matza balls soup goup - mazaltoff. olive garden never ending pasta dish, mariana breadsticks, ravioli no baloney little homies phoney only one who knows B - obi wan kenobi shogun flurry overtake, create a spacial in your cranium indent my stadium crazy man I invest in my shit I spazz son, word to the dragunz and mad buns rap nuns They can't fuck with me, never could I'm out of this world lyrically I'm very good God damn right don't ever say his name in vain State your name, Hussein, Who Sayin? Yo, come correct or get your neck spun correct Once you've spun you disconnect and recollect on this flex
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02-25-2013, 05:28 PM | #92 |
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I asked God if he had money for a cab
He said 'No mother fucker, I don't have money for a cab' On second thoughts, it might have been my Dad My bad.
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02-26-2013, 05:20 AM | #93 |
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Freestyle? Son! I dont even need to try....
I am always looking down on you because im always fucking high Im the guy im the man Im the fucking bomb People dont say did flo win cus they know I fucking won I was raised blazing on lemon haze so i was always in a daze and if your saw my eyes glazed they'd be so for days and days Lyrical renegade not here to serenade.... I got my bongs bubbling over like over carbonated lemonade cus im bustin this freestyle an im bustin it out all acapella watch yo head cus when i spit i spin my words like helicopter propellas i aint a good fella fam but you know that i can..... flip my words upside down like a hand stand jump up and spread out my arm span like .... na na na na na na naa its BATMAN but i aint a black man nor a white man or a brown man either shit they wont let me join neither the nwa or the kkk shit they even turned me away from the al quieda so what am i to do, with my ethinicity... i aint got no crew?.... ill suppose ill have to start my own new crew and call it no clue! an if you join my new crew no clue that will take my members from 1 to 2 which aint a lot i know thats true but one day ill be bigger then bono from u2 ill be like virus spreadin on viral videos on youtube, so sick im a pandemic call me bird flu ill even hire that guy who sang "dabba dee dabba die" cus he aint got no body to listen so he must need a crew....cus i dont know what ethnicity you are but eiffel 65s skin colors blue! well unless if your an avatar.... but if im flippin that shit backwards that shits just fetched far |
02-26-2013, 07:27 PM | #94 |
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yes, it's fetched far- step in my yard & catch scars
in the crease like stretchmarks, got my eyes where her breasts are bout to throw the bitch in a sketch car & take off like the death star I collect parts.. so her top'll fit nice in my head jar the night is my playground, never fight it, just stay down handing over your life is the way out Whimpers & screams- I write to the same sounds wish your mom would say it's all a dream? yeah right- ill claw your sheets so don't fall asleep drink coffee or snort yay to stall the sheep Freddy needs helpers- here's the call for creeps |
03-01-2013, 12:58 AM | #95 |
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Dried up passion. Tired of rapping but tied to the habit. I shouldn't, it's forced.
Try to write. Wind up looking at porn. Wish I wouldn't been born. Cliche rage. 30 years old, full of teenage angst. Cynical. Colder. No one grows up, they just pretend and get older. Regrets pile up. Bills past due. Hate your job, but still have two. This is life. Twist the knife. Try and laugh with your kid. See the light in his eyes. Know this'll happen to him. Dimmin'. Potential you lose becomes salt in the wounds. Death approaching. Time running out. You've figured nothing out. |
03-02-2013, 12:28 PM | #96 |
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Happy pills for me and Void. I'll try to rap like that. Still annoyed.
Life is a poker face. My glass is half empty. Chips Ahoy. I watch porn, too. On 4chan. Wait. That chick's a boy. Another problem. Tranny sex. Masturbation. Hand reflex. Twitching now. Life's a mess, fun is over. Mission: Spam Kleenex. No one knows. But I do. Double ply used. Dried lube. Chaffed skin. Surgery making heavenly blessed beauties of guy dudes. Nothing's safe men. They make vaginas out of white pythons. One wrong click and you'll end up just like Tyson.
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03-03-2013, 04:34 PM | #97 |
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Love should come with a caption - no sense was made
end of days. still confused in this tender age tend to rage - emotistical; a sour pussy slit wrist diction, threatened by the hours and seconds ,, dowager presence - slut bags with foul coochies don't cry for me. Nanc' Sinatra boots walkin the distance Offer some wisdom? Ask the Jews! Love is gained in losing self. Circumcision. absence makes the heart fonder; go 'head and hurl the distance "Apart" .. "A Part". See how space can make a world of difference? girls and women, please observe the system open ur eyes cause Mary Kay's pearl of wisdom always come with a price. |
03-04-2013, 09:35 PM | #98 |
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Who's a doppleganger? I am! I lied. I'll double up and gang her in my van.
She's all worried, and nervous. Don't worry, miss perfect. If you leave, I'LL get furious. Worse than... you've seen. Digging your burial, cursing. "GOD DAMN WHORE, I JUST WANT PUSSY. i'M SAD!!!!!!!!" Bunch of a rookies. Desecrate your tombstone and spit blood on the back Till the graveyard shifters are like .. "holy shit dude, horsehead sacrifice?" Don't look. It's a bat. To his forehead, afterlife. You're more dead. Faggot, DIE. In a morgue. Legs. Hands are tied. Coroner, looks. Breath. "Savage crime." Getting hooked. Meth, bandaged eyes. They're on my hooves. yet havent tried To look in my basement. I got a wood bed. Appetite. And I cook dead mammals. LIVE I won't even get caught. With my devious art. Plus look, your sisters a good sex alibi. |
03-04-2013, 09:58 PM | #99 |
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It's a monstrosity u guise. officer of the law u got it all wrong, she offered me her bra and I should've complied.
Miranda read me my rights, a bedtime good-bye, lullaby, song, but once i saw those cottage cheese thighs gulping her thong- well it was all over. see, sobriety's for fakers. highly contagious. i'm fighting the craze, one flip of the cup at a time. say, what a fucking design flaw. customer line called, they said AA's run out of juice and up to you to refuel them. SPLITS ON THE LOOSE. loose on the job, comes to fruition in nods, shakes from alzheimer patient alarm clocks. remember getting up, Marv? u probably did. i'll buy your gin and tonic, chalk it up as a win! MISSION COMPLETE
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03-04-2013, 10:23 PM | #100 |
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The hairiest snout accompanies this tetra-mammalian scout
Peanut butter & jelly on rainy days = bloody taste in the alien's mouth Preparation H-bomb, prevailing as surveillance surmounts "Outer body expediences" seem sort of peculiar now You think because you're valiant, that's clout? Nah, says the valium grouch, popped a tablet had them carry him out Discard those green days, it's a Polish eclipse, inscriptions streak the skies Star Trek screenplays, taking control of the ship in between the lines Star Wars special effects, explains the trainspotting for speed A sane silence concedes, changing lanes, jobless but free I'm Bane Rising on Bluray disc with shark fins pokin' out of collarbone grease |
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