THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[Mr. J]

the words drown you & before the flow is a mouthful
I doubt you could swallow your pride & count to round 2
down in Bermuda tripping off the acid & herb users
dice rolling curb shooters, politician lines & verb maneuvers
linguistic acrobatics that turn fools into actual romantics
if you ride the camel backwards, do right, manual tactics
basic wordplay makes me play with words in the worse way
get wasted where the turds lay its honorary birds day...
better give that chicken a coupe & enough seed til Thursday
Bobby Bouche said you're wrong so you must be thirrrstaayyy
get tackled, strangled & straddled, dragged at the end of battle
carried on the back of the saddle & thrown outta the castle
have the janitor trash you & send my regards through the English Channel
get booted with sandals, wax on, wax off, shaking a baby's rattle

[Adverse]

Leonardo in the art of writin', come spar with a titan...
I'm something out the sketch book of a Marvel writer
Godly when i'm droppin', don't body yourself...
You a bitch and i'm ballin', bet you'll try and Kehlani yourself
I'm fond of hell, born in a dark dimension..
Stretching arms and tendons set to rip apart you peasants
Dudes seeing your skills are the same people spottin' Nessy
I guess you got to become one yourself if you want an honest legend
Dismantle squads in seconds, I will not stop the wreckin'
Getting rid of you kids like a fucking contraceptive
So suave, if you could bottle up my essence...
You could sell it for a million on the dot to some investor

[Mr. J]

oh..looks like I have to wait
cause JESODIST is gonna write an entire page
which is funny shouldnt he write for VividlyVague
isnt that just odd, or is it insane?

[JESODIST]

The Invisible Coronation of a Sinister Creation,
Leave your Physical in Ruination Just for hyping this Lyrical Confrontation,
I am a Mystical Manifestation with Invicible Concentration,
Masterminding your life from an Invisible Dimension,
Your aim is to Cripple the Nation,
Thats why your lines will never make a Spiritual Connection,
You are a cancer in disguise your name is too Pitiful to Mention,
I slickly Assault your carcass from the skies with a Hail of Lead,
Split apart your Chakras then Play football with your Decapited Head,
Completely Modernized just remember your Corrupted Daddys Sick,
While your talent size is Smaller than a cup of Saki Bitch,
Using Massive cleats to Rip out your Saggy Tits,
Use your Amputated limbs like Hockey Sticks,
Proven Prophets debating back and Forth Like Politics,
Your value is as deteriorated like some Broken Monoliths,
Use your Chestplate for a Shield in Battle,
Claim you are shepherds but are butchered among the Field of Cattle,
Like a cowboy I Got better things to do like Cleaning a Saddle,
Hoping that you Dont ever Record the pathetic Speech that you Babble,
There is no doubt You are a Beast Unravelled,
but Eating this type of beef will get all your Teeth Dismantled,
My Altered ego
You are just my undeveloped Clone on the Making Tormented and Racing
Radiating heat through the Pores generated by a Core that is Flaming,
Size you up like a Portrait I'm Framing,
The Flows I am Creating come to life and there is No Debating,
they are the very reason that the Globe is Gyrating,
Those that Adore Satan are the only ones who Knows what i am Saying,
A satanic Curse Makes my Opponent Fold on the Weighing,
For bringing a halfhearted verse filled with Mold and Decaying,
You a clown who should be Hosting a Parody,
You become Temptor of me? Of Course its Blasphemy,
Chances of that rerendered Not Even Probably,
You are a templar beneat a Roasted Casualty,
Who Surrender to the Ghost of Socrates,
The Demon in Property possessing your Soul like Babidi,
Will have you Obsessed Trolls Beaten Properly for thinking of Mocking Me...
Claoked by Divine Angels set by the Celestial Father,
Project Alice on the run addicted to Sever the Slaughter,
Bow down or live Forever a Martyr,
I taught you to never back down and be Very Persistent, You owe me your Every Existence,
As a kid when you wallowed I held you on th Palm of my Hands,
Now you are bound to follow the UnGodly Commands,
I Bleed G e ms make you know that You've Seen Them,
They Glow on the scene and Grow with the Season....

[Detriment]

I'm so outdated about dating, no doubt ladies
Are out waiting to browse mating options
Debating on taking this watson, my cocks been
Aroused by the gals so fowl there's no way to stop them

[Adverse]

This is doomsday, excommunicate the human race
Blacking out and they fucked like a roofie'd date
You baboons and apes ain't even in my evolution stage
Bring them cals down on ya like you tryna lose some weight
You fruity faggot rappers buncha prunes and grapes
This the truest yet, shining damn right I illuminate

[Mr. J]

Listen to what the nuisance say, Kuum by yay..
straight outta tombstone slates, at the shooting range
each shot got the game screaming out Ali Bomaye
in the coupe I lay with chickens out here poopin eggs
I got the golden goose, chippin away at soldiers too
look at em, you jokin who while sippin cobras juice
holla at the brokers boo, ask them what they sold to you
that foundation alone should have you broke in two
bring them bifocals through & learn how to focus dude
2 is a party, 3s company see how Mr Roper looks at you
I guess I should write this other verse before dudes get mad
I guess if you paid attention youd see the truth in that

[2tripple0]

This bitch is deficient within his persistence
You think you real but lack any existance
Cause yo u weak and don't know how to float down this brook
Like mobb deep u shook cause I ain't hungry but still don't overlook
You got me deep in the underground like new Orleans
But since I'm painful its degree of reflection was like a screen
The belief of someone decided to try his suggestion
I'm dropping heat don't need no ammunition
Even when your bars are half the inspiration in my lines
Like Jesus I'm Christ on the cover of the new York times

[Adverse]

I'll smack the shit out you before you think that's battery
Pull your spine out and plug into an outlet, FATALITY
Shit like that would make Kratos be proud of me
Glue your mouth to a semi exhaust and Rev it up now you smoking sour dies
He's insane, all that's gonna be life to you is DNA
That trigger finger bout to TWITCH like it's streamin games
Never say my name in it, instead bleed from veins
While I bring the pain, ether on every single page
Can't be tamed like a feral beast, watch me bare my teeth
I'm diseased and your comedy like Will Ferrell be

[2tripple0]

Well I couldn't have said it better
Your game so salty I had to stick u like pepper
For real bro you a tough opponent
If you weren't so busy pitching up tents
And If your satisfied with those lines
Then i would guess your a bat way your so defined
For real ya set ups got me bugging
Made me think ya an electrical outlet I'm unplugging
I wish I could read more of your rhymes
Not going to lie but you gasping like u were about to sigh
Think u ill and ya lines killer
But you all filler got more eggs than kinder
Put tools in ya fans hands like Bob the builder
For real got ya sister feeling like she a gold digger
You dropping gems and focusing on the big picture
U just jealous cuz I'm getting head from ya babysitter

[Mr. J]

congratulations! looks like you made it out the shitter
I can tell because you brought a roll of toilet paper witcha
oh my god...you clogged all of the toilet fixtures
now that shits overflowing with more shit...get the picture?
I was loln at the happenings in chat & predictions
I musta fell into a portal to another black dimension
because now...anyone whose wack has opinions
why do that? howd you do this? my snacks are delicious
I flow for fun but still attract all of these fat ass bitches
but I dont mind its all that accompanies me
plus when people get mad its really funny to me
they try to bounce back but you rubber dummies are weak
you need to give it up & take those rubber duckies to sleep
you need to hop in traffic & start running in the street
thats the only way youll get tracks coming from me

[2tripple0]

Now I don't know much about you
But I'm guessing ya feeling cloudy and got a face full of blue
Like the reflection in the ocean
And the type to play with peoples emotions
And get all dizzy looking for attention
You so fake I'd call you a bridge just don't have a suspension
Its funny to me
But you got rings in your trunk that tells us your age like some trees
I'm sick of looking after cats like you
But I'm sticking u anyways like sum glue
And your concepts are childish
So outdated well at least your whole freestyle is
Keep being a dick and making complaints
I'll leave ya body underground like u were playing for the saints
Bout as dry as some wet paint
If you the baker then no one getting a piece of the cake

[Mr. J]

treadmill got the guy jogging in place
tap dance to start clogging his face
blurred his eyes. sure is foggy today
handicap parking, no walking away.
candle, the flame hurting his wackness
shine, I meant Im burning his waxes
right? no Im learning these taxes.
wait, how am I turning into that fish
outta water, blub blub blub thats it!
filet, they in the cage with oil
safe, get them covered in foil
wait...this is funny you toy you

[2tripple0]

Wow dude you keep baffling me
But I've already traveled the world and the 7 seas
You like a pan full of grease
Or a house because you can't be released
Serious bro u think u a challenge
But if this was a cliff I'd throw u off the ledge
Gonna keep badgering me?
But you stalking in the background like some weeds
U can't uplift the pain I feel
In fact you so fake that u don't even know what's real
Better peel like a banana
Or I'll hang you with ya bandana
Gotta slip past you like a bouncer
You could be doogie still getting no houser

[Adverse]

I'm ruthless okay? And this dude's just a gay...
It's sad when the lime is the 2nd biggest fruit on this page
Make him roadkill in the street, face the music today
I'll put your whole life on that truck like you movin' away
I'm shaking the rust off, regaining my original form...
It should be criminal to be this dope, that's what they lookin' pitiful for
They called me the underdog but i've been here before..
And still moved mountains until my muscle ridges was sore

[Mr. J]

Billie Jean is a silly teen
this thread is killing me
my X file is in Gillians dream
pass gas & feelin the breeze

[Mr. J]

Demons Light Steaming Like the Beats at Night
Readers Like a Reading Light got me Gleaming Nice
Sheep on Ice Piece of Pie with a Reeses Mic
Breathing Like Ice Cream on Ice Creaming on Time
I like to write so it looks like Im These Beasts that Cry
Jesus Sighed & screamed at the wall Squeezing Christ
3 6s on my 6 speed thats high as my Nieces Bike
yeeeee Im Nice no....weeeeeee Im Bright
staring into the mirror & I am Leaking By
Teasing Crime & dispersing this Thesis Right

[2tripple0]

I'm starting to regulate
But this just like someone eating off a plate
You be found missing in ya house for days
If u were a pet it would definitely be a stray
And that ain't wordplay
Nothing much to say life floats like astronaughts in outerspace
Gonna rekindle that flame
Blame the rest for the lack of age
Gonna relate but people there's no escape
If you was a baker you still wouldn't get no cake
This ain't easy like pimping
Gods forgiving and this ain't no bullshitting
Everyone has a part try play
And just like Shakespeare the world is a stage
If I was a donut it would definitely be glazed
And I love to hear you whine and moan how none of your lines are straight
Gonna end this in suspense
Cuz I'm about to dip as if I was tabacco you can chew

[JESODIST]

You are greener than Pistachios in Cashew in the Patio of the Few,
Take away all the memories in the Spatio that you Knew,
Make him look younger after cutting that Mustachio that he Grew,
While he was in school searching for that Abacus he Threw,
Make the place a mess Like a troop of Spartacus came Through,
Destroy your world like Galactus in the Blew,
I am Scoping the field like an Eagle that Sore, Scripting the Gore,
Swinging the swords getting Deep in your Core till your feelings are Torn in the Floor
I Win all your fans over and got them pleading For some More,
Beat you in the game before you get a chance to Even the Score,
Without discretion Sacrifice you like a Sheep or a Boar,
Pay attetion your frees make me Snore, This profession is not for you what Need is a Chore,
Go sail with the breeze explore the Seas and Shore, Have something new Wielded with Ore,
A Mean Warden Quenching earth with the Enemy Tears,
Father Nature is Here About to clean a garden getting Ready the Sheers,
Eating this trout from the head to tail like a Fiercest of Bears,
A keen observation You were brought Here to Sin, Now Seeking salvation Not knowing Where to Begin,
Secretely handed the Keys of the nation, Aint that the Strangest Thing?
Come play in the Ring ever Blazing within, Causing Hades to Sing,
Watch me defeat opponents Without Saying a Thing, Causing Hades to Sing,
Whole families can be hung by the Same Strings, This is the price they pay for choosing Fame and Blings,
You only as sick as a dog that is Scatteing Rabies,
Dancing your soul off like The Father of Elvis till you Shatter your Pelvis,
Because you are Not man enough so we Fathered your Babies,
Have your Face Stuffed in the Crapper for calling yourself an Insane Psychotic Rapper,
Cut with Dagger and Gut like a Snapper, Light you up and turn you off with a Touch like a Clapper,
Always On Top of the Source, Darker off Course, Its Laughable Whores Against Unstoppable Force,
I am the grand architect who Designed the Infernal Institutions,
Have you blazing on the path Without Time for Verbal Retribution,
Because everything that seeps from your Mental is Pollution,
You get Passed around Satan's Warlock like an Ancient Harlot,
You are dumber than brothers fearing the Lies of Tarot,
Get eaten alive by malevolent spirits Confined in the Shadows with a Side of Scallops,
So Feast your Eyes and get on the Ride with Charon,
Your final test will be to save the princess and Survive the Terrorizing Dra g on,
Feeding you Lies and Jargon, Ashing every Path you Walk on till its looking Charred like Carbon,
Commiting crimes that only God will Pardon,
Deep inside all you Are is Rotten,
Scarred Forgotten with less weight than a Strand of Cotton,
Drive over your Carcass with a war tank and leave it Flat like Carton,
Your Faith is the Worse, to Slice your Head with Relics and Cymbals,
Couldn't escape this curse if you Branded you body with Angelic Symbols,
A battle against me is unfair you'll be Slain from the Start,
Read between the lines not everything we are Saying is Dark,
I got a Baby named Bart who loves Staring at Ladies in the Park,
he wins their affection by Playing the Harp,
A Ghost in the Section Commanding the Occult Generation,
Serve as Protection reviving Constructing a Nation in Cold Desolation,
Upon Closer Inspection getting deep in their Pores and Exposed Sections,
Walking you through with The Source and Direction,
He got what is necessary to Control your Attention,
Challenge anyone in this side Without an Exemption,
never did he Obliged or Forced a Connection...

[Pharaohs Army]

its no wonder Its so e.z.
i Cypher wit So Many Ppl -it's like a Multilateral Agreement

for every epic line?, i See1 so bad you couldn't execute if you tried 10 hundred times
the professor is sublime. committing a thousand crimes with riddles bound in rhymes
play time's over(that was fun come gimme a pound) but now, i'm no longer fucking around leaving emcees in buckets drowned
i use putty knife to scrape white walls when the blood looks brown; it comes right off..
when i rock it my speech more toxic than ammonia &bleach-in-your nostrils,
a confused paradox wit gods &satan in his gospels.
One of your vices is animal sacrifices
-won't help your crops grow or help defeat the Pharaoh 'n all his niceness
lemme make this really clear i dont give a shit about u silly queers,
i'm just trying ta get high 'n make acid tracks that people really hear
just trying to unfold some hot "pockets" for advanced doctors to translate what they see 2what they hear