NEED JUDGES ON WHO WON THIS FACEBOOK TEXT BATTLE.....ZACH MOORE OR D-BRYANT?

De Loco · 08-29-2021, 08:51 PM

Personals

Zach

Chopper line
Einstein line
Qriousity line
Crimson tide line

D-BRYANT

Wonderbred knickname
Leo Tolstoy reference
Sam Miller reference
Drew is Zach's homie

De Loco · 08-29-2021, 08:57 PM

ZACH MOORE'S VERSE
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I agreed to this cuz they said youre the TIGHTEST ON THE ROSTER but now it looks like “dee’ll fall through”…guess I should’ve “deCLINED THE FAWKIN OFFER!” His girl won’t “put out for him”…but she hopped on “deez nuts” and I AIN’T WANNA STOP HER! Hit his fam with the AK, he’ll be dead before there’s TIME TO CALL THE DOCTOR and he can take his kid with him…like the last time a “BRYANT GOT A CHOPPER!”

Plus I know that you’re HARBORING HATE FOR ME cuz I’ve beaten legends while you’ve just LOST TO SOME LAME EMCEES…like Einstein? Ironic how you’re “gassed up” when we “SAW THAT YA TANK ON E!” Plus Qriosity BODIED YOU, MADE YA FLEE cuz you couldn’t get past Q like the dude who LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN TO BEAT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE!

Making money moves, I’m the one they WRITIN THE CHECKS FOR while “all the moves you make are Ls” like a KNIGHT ON A CHESSBOARD! Good thing he’s a “bama fan” cuz I’ll take a KNIFE TO HIS NECK, blood gushin, and he’ll see a “crimson tide” when I SLICE HIM AND “RED POURS!”

De Loco · 08-29-2021, 08:59 PM

D-BRYANT'S VERSE

SINCE MR MOORE HERE IS FROM THE BAY AREA:

No Bell's saving this rookie he can't rap more ish`/
At Bay side nobody`s more pussy than Zach Moore is`(Zack Morris)/

The winner of this battle y'all knowing it's Dee/
Zach up first is such a bad Move, U-Haul companies are voting for me

Wonderbred Gets `no credit' courting chicks wit d*cks he hella wack /
His threesome's a "Trans Union" enough to embarrass Experian and Equifax/
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I'll give Leo Tolstoy here a bullet wound u can put ur hand thru/
The hole in his chest is 'wide open' like a B-Ball player that Can't shoot!/

He'll vomit from it...somebody get this guy a bucket/
Zach'll Digest (die just) rappin!! kill him from out or inside of his stomach/

This who u sending out first to absorb my fist pound kid?/
I battled Sam Miller TWICE, never ducked him unlike this clown did!/
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My verse ain't rushed,..so who hired this f@g?/
If he gives his Max Effort, My 'first take' on it is fire his a$s!!/

Hey Drew,
Zach getting the bag the non breathing should/
The same guy that beat "You" ..and im proving that he's not even good!/

Broke Zach's neck wit a white noose..laid the corpse beside You/
So send the next loser please! Better yet make the next guy YOU

Answer · 08-30-2021, 03:10 PM

they both suck

UPN Zuch · 08-30-2021, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

they both suck

sral · 08-30-2021, 04:42 PM

Second guy won comfortably

De Loco · 08-30-2021, 10:24 PM

Any kind of breakdowns or explainations are encouraged.

Answer · 08-30-2021, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by De Loco

Any kind of breakdowns or explainations are encouraged.

They both suck

Explanation: they both suck

De Loco · 08-31-2021, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer

They both suck

Explanation: they both suck

We get it...but If you had to pick a winner who sucked a little more and who sucked a little less?

Incredible · 08-31-2021, 04:41 PM

Second guy sucked less. He wins. CLOSED

Don't do this shit again. Keep that on FB bro.

08-29-2021, 08:51 PM	#1
De Loco Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: The Westcoast Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	NEED JUDGES ON WHO WON THIS FACEBOOK TEXT BATTLE.....ZACH MOORE OR D-BRYANT? Personals Zach Chopper line Einstein line Qriousity line Crimson tide line D-BRYANT Wonderbred knickname Leo Tolstoy reference Sam Miller reference Drew is Zach's homie Last edited by De Loco; 08-29-2021 at 09:18 PM.

08-30-2021, 04:42 PM	#6
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,253 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	Second guy won comfortably __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

08-30-2021, 10:24 PM	#7
De Loco Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: The Westcoast Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	Any kind of breakdowns or explainations are encouraged. Last edited by De Loco; 08-30-2021 at 10:26 PM.

08-29-2021, 08:57 PM	#2
De Loco Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: The Westcoast Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	ZACH MOORE'S VERSE . . . look I agreed to this cuz they said youre the TIGHTEST ON THE ROSTER but now it looks like “dee’ll fall through”…guess I should’ve “deCLINED THE FAWKIN OFFER!” His girl won’t “put out for him”…but she hopped on “deez nuts” and I AIN’T WANNA STOP HER! Hit his fam with the AK, he’ll be dead before there’s TIME TO CALL THE DOCTOR and he can take his kid with him…like the last time a “BRYANT GOT A CHOPPER!” Plus I know that you’re HARBORING HATE FOR ME cuz I’ve beaten legends while you’ve just LOST TO SOME LAME EMCEES…like Einstein? Ironic how you’re “gassed up” when we “SAW THAT YA TANK ON E!” Plus Qriosity BODIED YOU, MADE YA FLEE cuz you couldn’t get past Q like the dude who LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN TO BEAT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE! Making money moves, I’m the one they WRITIN THE CHECKS FOR while “all the moves you make are Ls” like a KNIGHT ON A CHESSBOARD! Good thing he’s a “bama fan” cuz I’ll take a KNIFE TO HIS NECK, blood gushin, and he’ll see a “crimson tide” when I SLICE HIM AND “RED POURS!”

08-29-2021, 08:59 PM	#3
De Loco Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Location: The Westcoast Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	D-BRYANT'S VERSE SINCE MR MOORE HERE IS FROM THE BAY AREA: No Bell's saving this rookie he can't rap more ish`/ At Bay side nobody`s more pussy than Zach Moore is`(Zack Morris)/ The winner of this battle y'all knowing it's Dee/ Zach up first is such a bad Move, U-Haul companies are voting for me Wonderbred Gets `no credit' courting chicks wit d*cks he hella wack / His threesome's a "Trans Union" enough to embarrass Experian and Equifax/ . . . . I'll give Leo Tolstoy here a bullet wound u can put ur hand thru/ The hole in his chest is 'wide open' like a B-Ball player that Can't shoot!/ He'll vomit from it...somebody get this guy a bucket/ Zach'll Digest (die just) rappin!! kill him from out or inside of his stomach/ This who u sending out first to absorb my fist pound kid?/ I battled Sam Miller TWICE, never ducked him unlike this clown did!/ . . . My verse ain't rushed,..so who hired this f@g?/ If he gives his Max Effort, My 'first take' on it is fire his a$s!!/ Hey Drew, Zach getting the bag the non breathing should/ The same guy that beat "You" ..and im proving that he's not even good!/ Broke Zach's neck wit a white noose..laid the corpse beside You/ So send the next loser please! Better yet make the next guy YOU

08-30-2021, 03:10 PM	#4
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,675 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 12534702	they both suck

08-31-2021, 04:41 PM	#10
Incredible Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,482 Battle Record: 6-15 Rep Power: 25972892	Second guy sucked less. He wins. CLOSED Don't do this shit again. Keep that on FB bro.