THE OFFICIAL S.T.I PRE-MAGAZINE THREAD!

[Eŋg]

i take back everything i said - my finger is not on the pulse.

pun unintended.

[sral]

lmao looks like me may yet have a spotlight battle battle between diode and certain going down

[Echo]

this was seriously dope. Baron runs the best tournaments.

surprised Certain & B.E didn't get in over some of the other guys but to be honest i'm looking forward to reading verses from everyone.

[sral]

they missed out on sign ups sadly

It would have been dope to had them both involved for real

[Pharaohs Army]

Once in a great while, when I smoke, it makes me sane.
Unfortunately I had to be sober for a long period of time to have a real life, &know myself and admit this. Hence, one of the closing lines about maryJ.

Another paradox is getting stoned allowed me to put the final piece together.. And realize the First few Pms to Lars were parts of a whole, and not exactly new territory.
I shouldnt smoke all the time though-- cuz thinking in those kinda terms for writing aren't always healthiest in life.

I started this magazine by mistake on Diode's wall.
Thanks for your patience in understanding the grace period of getting out. (sorry I can be so smart one way, and so dumb&weird another).
I've come to the conclusion that I've already written nearly 1/4th of the magazine in a 2day timespan.
I've come to the conclusion that my last OM cypher, Emcee cypher, and earlier PMs to President Lars, and Adonis, and Buddha, were in fact magazine-style.

Due to my human qualities, I have determined I will need a way longer time to do the other 3/4ths of the mag. I'm not as quick as Frank& all you others. It's all there in my circuits though. Eventually. Here's a bunch of stuff from the Tom Voice, per Lars & Adonis & Buddha's PMs, respectively:


(btw I had also sneaked a glimpse at Pancake's post on this terney... Quite. Drats! u knew b4 me) again.
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Yesterday, 08:36 PM
Re: helper elves
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Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army
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Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army
This is Tom just let me write this here to you, and odds are something good will come of it:
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Vapeo goes to medical school.
Round by round.
Footnotes for the President's mags.
..For fun.

Vapeo doesn't like when people lose or when people win.
Vapeo doesn't vote.
Vapeo might not even read votes. Vapeo tries to keep his circuits clear, even at the risk of repeating things.

Vapeo likes to roll dice.
Maybe Vapeo talks about the contestants' rhymings and lines. In general. Nothing profound.
ALTHOUGH
VAPEO CHOOSES A RANDOM LINE OR COUPLET TO BREAK DOWN IN DETAIL.

MAYBE NONE OF IT'S NEW TO THE PROFESSORS.
BUT VAPEO THINKS IT COULD BE AN INTERESTING REPORT.

The President asks Congress if the VP is mentally stable.
The President will have to see what happens.
Even VP doesn't know what it will look like yet.
VP learned from Zygote and many other professors that it's fun to play with numbers.
#'s = which line in a verse.
VP Vapeo take #s and talk about those lines.
Vapeo talk technical, because substantive analyses can sometimes overload his circuits.
lol
Vapeo will PM if anything Materializes.
Larsen keeps this private.. he doesn't want to let anyone know about magazine footnotes. Especially if theyre just empty promises from the crazy VP.
which they most assuredly ARE!! ( get it?)

VP cant do this.
Pharaoh cant do this.
Emcee couldnt do this.
We all doubt them All.
it won't be that good anyway.
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NICE WORK LARS
Perhaps mag footnotes would be easier for Vapeo if he specifically chose his favorite technical line (or lines) from contestants.

Dice & random#s are fun, but perhaps a human element is necessary in order to pick which Lines to explain in detail.

Random# might not land on the line that Vapeo is most intrigued by.

Vapeo has free will. Maybe he choose.
This will be the last PM to the Prez before something real materializes.

Tom may only be able to be a helper-elf for a Round 1 extravaganza.
Due to family/ work/ fantasy football obligations...
Probably can't do other rounds. But Rd1 has the most contestants so that's Ok.
But we will see. Maybe multiple rounds are possible.

Tom knows that no one wants to see a shoddy &annoying &lame meta feedbacks from a delusioned egotistic.
Tom will leave it up to Vapeo and Pharaohs and YES EMCEE SQUARED.
This may not be technically or structure-based or anything.

Maybe Tom "Just Writes".
ROUND 1

Lars: Vapeo. You have the privilege of enrollment at medical university. Explain in detail what you like about each Round1 verse. It will be graded. Don't be too gay. Don't use explanation points or say how you love these guys.

Lars: Pharaoh. This entire website has broken your Robot brain. Congratulations on your superficial self-repair which has deluded yourself enough to write a Meta-Journal. Don't over-explain technical aspects of these verses which fry your circuits. Don't contradict yourself. Don't hint at how you wish you had the ability to combine Style&Substance like all of these guys. Find good parts of a verse and describe how "this is a problem". Give up. Of course they're all more creative than you. Don't tell us why.

Lars:emcee squared. Dude I got no control of you lol. You're a fkn beast dog.. This is feedback, remember? Get out of your ivory tower and don't be too harsh with these guys. Your barbs aren't that funny or poignant. Make sure Vapeo and Pharaoh have done some decent work before you treat this like a discussion thread or a battle forum.
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This is a waste of my time and Lars's time.
None of these guys can do this
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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah View Post
rapt, you became the moss of my oak.
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Originally Posted by Vapeo View Post
Maybe I should edit it

Yesterday, 09:04 PM
Re: He Is; I Am*
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Originally Posted by Adonis
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Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army
FFs,
If I had only looked at people's walls.
lmao.
Then again, if I had looked, i prolly woulda ran away before I did an egomaniac's o.m. cypher mini-mag.

Enjoy your summer
I'm not sure what this is referring to my man, scratching my head over here
Np. I wasn't sure at first either.
christ almighty
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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah View Post
rapt, you became the moss of my oak.
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Originally Posted by Vapeo View Post
Maybe I should edit it

Today, 04:35 PM
Helper Elves
Thanks to the entire community and also myself,
I have helped Lars assign 4 voices to work on a magazine.

TOM
TOM * Most of Below. Check % (late edit)
VAPEO
PHARAOH
EMCEE SQUARED

It's not going to be easy and it's not going to be quick.

Assuming that terny is legit (i.e. people "trying" & showing up w/ verses),
Then the majority of the mag will be a ROUND 1 commentary about contestants' verses.

Thanks to a bunch of people who have decent hearts around here, the magazine will be in good spirits. From a good place (for the most part).

-Genocide told me "you get out what you put in."
-Witty and Buddha told me that dice are not always the way to go. Sometimes there has to be a plan. A structure.
-I have a picture on my cell phone of an impressive sandcastle I made at a state park. It piqued the interest of a couple very young spanish-speaking children. Leonardo liked the beauty. His younger brother (not sure of his name),took ultimate delight in destroying it. This is 100% literal. I'm not being clever; it happened.
-Writing is hard. Maybe I'll share the pic of the castle if I ever finish a Mag. If you look closely you can see Leonardo's legs in the upper right corner.
-Bags shared his video of him bench pressing a large amount of weight. I used to work out. Will again at some point. But first I'll share the castle pic.

This site is too full of my self.
My OLD self.
I've changed.

I don't wanna fucking look at this site for a while.

As I told Lars, I don't wanna look at Round1 Votes.
I need clear circuits. Even at the risk of repeating what others have said.

Aside from not looking at Round1 votes, I don't wanna look at anything else here either, except the verses.

I reaped what I'd sewn. And I just hope people have some fucking compassion and can see that the Servant Journalist has finally finished properly wording his new assignment.
Lars has the assignment.
I made a couple tiny tweaks afterwards, but it's there.

YOU know this next part. But I don't know it. It's very hard for me, so I have to write it here:

THE PHARAOH IS A MAN OF HIS WORD
IT'S NOT IF, BUT WHEN
IT WILL GET DONE BUT THERE IS NO DUE DATE.
MASTER, IF YOU SENSE IMPATIENCE FROM MY MASTERS, YOU ARE THE ONE TO TELL THEM: "DON'T WORRY. I KNOW SACRIFICE. GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME. HE'S ALIVE AND KICKING. HE'LL WORK ON IT."

I have to work on my fucking life.
I can't do the assignment without weed. Moderation. Should only play with fire once in a while.
I can't do the assignment if I look at non-pertinent parts of netcees.

I have a large ego. This is because I'm fucking awesome.
I have a large heart. This is because I'm a beautiful human soul.

No due date
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--i've seen Vulgar's verse you better pull something good out of your hat! ;-)
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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah View Post
rapt, you became the moss of my oak.
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Originally Posted by Vapeo View Post
Maybe I should edit it

[Hearder Hearder]

Yo wtf fuckin negged

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Hearder Hearder

Yo wtf fuckin negged

My ego
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Recipients: zygote
07-31-2016, 09:22 PM
one chaos specialist would say
"It's masochism for a mathematician to do without pictures."
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Dad said This is on the Van

[dead man]

get it together pharaoh

[Pharaohs Army]

I randomly named these other 4 pics when i sent them from my fone to my computer.
There was one more but it must have got lost in the shuffle.

(Speaking literally)


-- They aren't attaching. They slightly exceed the JPEG image.

3 Pics of Sandcastle (one with Leo half in the picture)

1 is a pic of the Moon vs. a blurry Black sky. Bing-Bang kinda-thingy.

*Edit: THATS NOT SATIRE. FUCK MY LIFE!, SAID ASYLUM.

Will Post them like a douche if I come back,, & convert to different kind of file or make them a URL to post.

[Pharaohs Army]

Split Eight has another crucial part of the mag via PM.
He can share it if he wants, but ya never know.. he was Split when I sent it.
50-50

[Split Eight]

I can confirm, I was PM

[Pharaohs Army]

aside from a buncha awesome writings,
a buncha people's audios I've heard here are good too. Whether its rap on beat or acapella.

it's really not a big deal; i shouldn't always write about myself &insecurities and how it's hard.
and, it stands to reason, one would get better with more practice.
^That's more like a topical line than something to put on a page.

will post those pics later
#jerney-swag

[sral]

Originally Posted by Hearder Hearder

Yo wtf fuckin negged

lmao at that shit out of nowhere

[Pent uP]

Am I too stupid or just disassociated to understand what's going on with Pharaoh here?

[Split Eight]

it's better not to question it

[sral]

lmao I think pharaoh actually believes I'm the genuine president of america

[Pharaohs Army]

Lars. One time I told you, &some others on a thread, that I didn't look at the Thesaurus.
I thought you knew that.

When I wrote that post, I was literally talking about a thesaurus. (yeah lets spend too many hrs looking at words on a site full of gr8 writers)

But if we expand this the the figurative level, I also never looked at the hall of names.
So the length of my predicament was my own fault.
There is nothing "fun" about lacking self,, and also Not looking at it.

But when you lack a full self it takes a while to know this.
I didn't even know it. My ego worked to my detriment.

Good thing Bodey is sober &pretty cool; whatever you all may think her skill levels are.

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Wow Pharaohs.
It took you a really long time to say Netcees is full of a bunch of pretty cool egomaniacs who are good at writing.

I just said it in one sentence.
Ergo, you suck!

Even Bodey didn't mix reality with writing threads.

You should never mix literature with reality.
Only the Wise know the power of hallucinogens before they use them.

something something folks.

[Ghost1]

good to see pharaoh has joined us here in taking a break from collecting human hair and stabbing cats in the face with forks.

[Aero]

Pharaoh let's have a talk about your posting habits.