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Old 12-22-2013, 09:14 PM   #21
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"You can't rape the willing!" Ewww. That shit left a bad taste.
In a grass haze I almost considered, but then saw her fat face.
"What?! Am I ugly or something? Is that the case??"
I choke on a toke, "shut up. Where's the booze... I want some mad dog and alizé."
"I got you..."

...I must've blacked out.
Here I am, horizontal and staring at the ceiling of this glass house.
"A greenery?" Turning over, I realized she and I were assed out.
"Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!" Startled, she spazzes... "owww!"
"Fuck you sscreamn for? I only punched you cuz you mad loud."
"My bad." Ah well, the head and puss was dope from what I remembered.
Guess I got me a cash cow.
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Old 12-23-2013, 10:55 AM   #22
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Cash cow? Contradictory tales......... What are you talking about Viv?
Even I don't have enough cash to pay for the translation of your shit
And that's a lot. My bank accounts are funded by a bigger picture kid
Because if my 9 to 5 doesn't, my side hustle will quickly lift-ya bitch!
From your lap to mine, but it isn't just about money so let me define
I don't brag but it isn't a gun she's gripping when handling the nine
.........I'm bored at work so it's either this or watching the hours pass
I'm so over this, I under achieve with every verse or random remark
So forgive me not trying my hardest, the truth, no fantasy or fiction
I made it, and was taught that when a man is... texting, don't kick him
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I'm itchin and my balls ache ~n~ I'm eatin raw cake.
Now i'm late. Walkin and texin till i fell in a lake.
Hearts break at Bad Ticker tate parades.
I lost Track of reality.
So i brought a Train to a river raid.
I gotta watch what i say. Cuz now the camera has eyes.
I got a cookin show. Go with the flow.
While i bake a microphone pie.
Sounds like a personal problem guy
I don't want to hear about your prostate
or where you took your thumb from awry
before you ate cake
like you just got high
an partake to take iced flakes
off your fat thigh
I don't need no camera
or any microphone to reply
I see everything
hell you would think
I had a third eye
high voltage please...
its more like static
hardly shocking there tough guy...
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Old 12-25-2013, 04:06 AM   #24
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..fuck a tough guy, takem on a rough ride
tie em to the bumper and go 95, on 95,
they passed the fr33k the mic so you know ima shine
and hit-her, -hitler-, oo that line -BURNED jew-, ill burn you Shyne
diamonds on the watch make em blind,
this is the ignorant cypher, so i am inclined
to talk about the time, and you can quote the flow
the diamonds black n blue, watch face got a broken nose .. :x(
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Yeah a rough ride...
with your girl on my dick
while I'm rubbing them thick thighs
dam that was a freak ride
you mad bro?
your girl blows
like a wind chime...
I be working it like a 9 ta 5
he be working like 5 to one... TIME!
he thinks he's sick
but he's stuck to the spit
like a pig on stick
I don't bother to check swine...
so he gets burnt in the rotation
dam isn't this like the sixth time...
like sex
appealing back layers
I don't fret or give one lick
but not him he eats like its lunch... grime
I just give Shrek an onion
wipe his nose and say... go on cry...
to be blunt...
compared to this dumb prick
I'm like Einstein
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...but compared to scrip, i'mma fine wine
she drinks me as such... gurgling sips at a time.
i'm blind to critics cuz a civic's shifter's their drive
spitting plinters at hives, i'll never bee shit cuz thats where they'll be when they die.
2 colt 45s, luke warm like a beer in ur ride
launchin pointers like acrobats, pricks'll pee in ur eye.
limit ur limrics to scribblets 'fore i sneeze in ur fries
n' u contract something nasty like femme ballers wit yeast tween their thighs
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how could he be compared to Script?
if he wanted to be laying there cryin in a wine...
cause he got stung by a hornet
till he went blind
I'm just the critic..
on the Chronic
giving riddles and kibbles ta Riddick
hes gurgling sips that I vomit
cause they're following
a cycles path
dick's left dead
in ditch cause their cornered
but seen by no coroner
I lay them ta bed
with this ready-ness
left decapitated
heard reverberated
beat to a pulp
conservative
nothing left UN-seperated
except your head and neck
left concentrated
scripts deep pointing to a pointer
he keeps escalating without
an acrobat
in fact he's combating that
like a piggyback
hacked exploited backing tracks
train derailing payloading
to get back on track
and writing on your screen
"DUDE YOUR CRAP"
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Fits of rage. I even hit the gym today.
Seen the bitch with the pretty frame.
She's always on the treadmill. Dreary lane?
Iono. But she can get this muffin, mane.
real talk, i'd prolly pushup. And not talk.
Stalk her drives home from the sidewalk.
Peek in her window, inside her mailbox.
Take nudie photos for blackmail. Nah.
I'd keep those. Like stds from peepshows.
Like polaroids of a mean deepthroat.
But she'll always see me speak, "hello,"
Never knowing im a creep though.
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Script be
Spitting shit so ridiculous
It’s like a spigot
That’s on the frits
Repeated mist
Not needing fixed
like bullets feeding in
a gantline gun
they’re not battle rappers
I’m kicking they’re kickers in
they’re speakers..
weaker than Pokeman
but I wouldn’t scuff my sneakers
when I’m kicking them
they’re shit in can
naw I use his man to keep stumpin him
I come pumblin
battle rapping
Never thunk we could have been bumping heads
Now they act like bitches an attack my threads
They must be punch drunk
From when they ate my Crayola crayon
I’d knock them the fuck out behind the back of the lunch truck
But fuck I ain’t Eminem
I’m Scripter I got your prescription an
I just keep on feeding them
they’re just feeding in
They just couldn’t keep it quiet
Or keep from seeing evil whims
are their ears deceiving them?
Rip out their wind pipes
Play through em till its sounding right
Eat their head their feet.. their legs?
Naw I’ll dance with them
Like stilts
I’ll be really silly clowning then
an leave them on the street
Till the rats come pouring in
I'll shut their pie hole
with the pipes of other men
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Bitch. Bitch! Bitch? What kinda ho wouldn't yell "Geronimo!"
Diving on this dick? I swear she channels the Gap like Madonna clothes
Harry connick stocking shit. A mere copycat, yes, i know
Not attractive as a gift. But she's even wrapped! Ironic though....
How she feels naked on the strip... that hung like it had a jockey in tow.
Scratchin the surface's tip fa fun, guy- i'm on my jock itch flow.
Making her come fifths... in hand til i get a car to bring my own, yo...
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Who's homo?
George Michaels cock will wake you up
before it's a time to go go
Oh no, I'm raw like your not
made a thread about warmin' to snot in discussion
Lars parked his butt in the fucker and got his half arse boardin' all shot
aww, poor little fuck
your awkwardness bothers me
and yet your cool with it punk.
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Yall just suck sht, witcho assumptions, im not black, white asiatic, afrikan, yall get back again, get slapped again, youre wack my friend, if i was the half the man i am i would slap a man with a afrikan sufar shake stick, you fake prick with fake faces looking like fake gold, i got two chains on my daughter and 39 rims on the rolls, i got timbs yall not pimps you too old, looking greasy, im into teenies. what?
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Mitch was a jamaican in his past life, pass the rice. I just ate this asian bitch n need a chaser, that alright? Somebody get these fuckin somalians off my red hot tamale ship before i rock this bitch like aaliyah before the rocketship split! No. U a butch witch a vagina dick like in bible black. I'm the shit. U merely reak of me. U speak of me and get knees to teeth. This is the knees of bees. 3 piece fleece sheath beneath my jeans that keeps my meat in need of heat.... so i microwave a hot pocket n pocket where meat/sheath seam wud be.
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read my loose leaf cuz unbelievably, thats where scenes like these seem to be. good ideas- they're leavin me. i'm greasy pee with yeast and fleas and reak of cheese. bleedin leeches seep and greet, i'm easily diseased. too sick for the popular so i'm watchin from binoculars, i peeped on tom and tom dispersed. i'm cockless but i'm cockier. i tried to cop an officer with topless girls, mind-control philospher
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gallager smashed my watermelon, so now i'm pissed.
i'm urined ~n~ uranium rich with a stadium itch on my ballpark stich.
it's all dark and shit,, the heat is off, i'm trying to chill.
copped some weed and an 8-ball. ignoring the light bill.
soaring to new heights. at the will of my wallet.
me and my banker flew kites, and became alcoholics.
i'm like, my tall cans the tallest, and my six packs bring ten.
big macs are my friends. my lip's chapped?
i coat them with the blood of a hen.
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I go to the hardware stalls,

just to get me some hard wearing tools,

shears

trimmers

clippers n shit,

they say ive a heart like coal,

Dull

Mere
But ticklish,

that shit has me burnin up inside,

Hypocrites'

I got my hot broken coal heart to be replaced

watch me move embers

Like im shaving your face in the middle of novemer

This is a riddle, remember

I ain't no little contender

So those tools are there to scissor movember ,

But shit its the 12th of august,
And HV thinks his attempt is flawless/// Vomit///

Bitch u a Novice,
Come outta the closet faggot,

No advice like a vice like grip, so i lower your voice, just unplug the mic like this,

Why do you write like this

You have no concept, except muck rap, to succeed you need to try n find rhyme schemes, fine scenes, with lime trees,
Mind read, and fine comb a timed piece,,
My home is My street,
Combine my throne with nikeys,
So there is an air cushion in my seat,
U dare cuttin up my beat, im puttin up my feet,
waiting on this fucking pudding to speak,
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I got your pudding...
when I see you behind bars... jail HOE!
I'm setting your functional limits admit it
I'm like big OH
making sort...
you kick the bucket... n k!!?
he think he mac he.. came out the closet?
bitch you been gay...
an applied to more muscles than Icyhot an Bengay
the street is his home...
most of y'all will probably take that the wrong way
an "hardware stall" is just gay hidden word play
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I have a sickness, i rip ligaments vigorously.
call me hannibal,
a carnivorous individual with coniferous pigments,
my jealous iris cannonball
dudes mandible diss your appearance,
while you experience disappearance,
my crews theatrical interfearence with your division leave you incoherent,
a graphical ignorance,
impractical to igrore ants
an understandable significance but no potential difference,
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:09 AM   #39
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haters be callin me materialistic-- i say "yer a queer put on some lipstick"..
bitches be tellin me i'm a douche bag-- i say "go get yer douche bag cuz you couldn't gag"..
feminist groups callin me misogynist-- i say "actually i do agree with you it's got to stop with this college rape.. but your double standards? are fucking gay"..
i done so many drugs i had to quit them cuz they're so much fun..
but if i'm ever rich from clever writtens i'll smoke so much again..
i hope i don't get jumped again.. it wasn't fun to clean off all that blood, from my hands..
i told'em it was self defense but actually i murdered the dude after he ran away and jumped the fence..
i thought it was sensible.
rappers be like "i'm mental dude, don't mess with me"..
i'm like "i'm rational come have a jam session with me"..
i've been tracing my family tree, you know my ancestry..
one time i rhymed that word with painstaking
but it was a different inflection..
i work for the NSA, n every time i'm on this site it's a government inspection, especially this sick section.
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Mile High club while on my pilgrimage-
Broke bread with this red bone on some pilgrim shit.
Peaceful as the dali llama with a llama dick...
So big, the screen shot looks like a tmz Obama pic.
EMT! I need her, PLEASE! Bring her thru to trauma QUICK!
A stomach pump later revealed a few splooges and a lotta spit.
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