So my sister brought home a black guy to christmas dinner this year. (THE ROAST OF BAGS' SISTER AND HER SOFT-SHOEING LAX BRO JUNGLE LOVE)

[Ghost1]

Id been waiting for the racism to die down to post this....then i forgot....then aero reminded me cuz hes racist.


So.


I get a text msg from my mother, who is a beautiful saint. The msg says.....how r things....r u coming for xmas? I say good....yes i will be there, ur boy young glossy goes on vaca when he is permitted by his employer....which is seldom....but xmas day happens to be one of tbose days....so ill be there ma. Then she says......ur sisters coming.....i said OH LOLZ LETS MAKE HER CRY AGAIN THIS YEAR HAHA SHE SUX BAWLZ. she said....lol...she does suck bawlz. She is also dating a black guy. BAHAHAHA THANKS SIS U JUST LOCKED ME IN AS THE LIFETIME FAVORITE CHILD FOREVERZ. i said....oh....well u like black people....LOL NO SHE DOESNT. she said i hope she doesnt think she is going ti bring him to dinner.....little did she kno that i recieved a text from my sister earlier saying she was bringing her bf to.dinner for.xmas.....an says....oh...btw.....HES BLACK.....LOOOOOOL GOOD LUCK TELLIN MOM U FUCKIN LOSER HAHA SHE ALREADY HATES U FOR OPTING INTO A COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL OUT OF UR XRAY TEXHNICIAN BULLSHIT....GOOD LUCK.EXPLAINING THIS ONE......oh good...black? Cool. So he comes over xmas day.....me and my lovely mother are casually drinking sum resling...cuz were adults.....wen in walks my sister ....the n word lover. Oh hey black guy? WATS THAT UR GOING TO.DRINK HALF THE BOTTLE.OF.RESLING? SMH AT THIS THUG....HELLO BLACK GUY HAVE SUM FOOD...LAY OFF OUR BOOZE.....U CAN HAVE MY SISTER THO....WE DONT LIKE HER MUCH ANYWAYS. tjen i said hey....lets drink this patron? I proceeded to drink him into his primal form. OH U GON JUST TAKE A NAP ON MY MOMS LEATHER COUCHES NOW? GETTIN JERRICURL GREASE ALL OVA THE PILLOWS? MOM GET UR DAUGHTER AND HAVE HER REMOVE THIS.CREATURE.FROM UR LIVING QUARTERS AS I AM.NO LONGER.ENTERTAINED BY HIM. that was the day my sister created a.much larger void between herself and her.mother and a black.man came into my living quarters only to be reminded that i am the only animal permitted to rome around these parts. HEY SISTER GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH
AND LEAVE. SISTER IN TEARS. BEST XMAS EVER.

[oats]

lmao

[trap.]

Is your sisters name Megan?

[Allen Knight]

Haaa wow he's prolly destroying her right now anthony

[Malachi]

can some one summarize this in a sentence

[Split]

pics of Bags sister

can i call her PlumpBags?

[StarFaggot]

So your sister takes black dick? Yeah you just lost a sis lol!

LOTB: MOM GET UR DAUGHTER AND HAVE HER REMOVE THIS.CREATURE.FROM UR LIVING QUARTERS AS I AM.NO LONGER.ENTERTAINED BY HIM

[oats]

how many times did you say "seriously?" when you asked her how big his dick was?

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Aero

So your sister takes black dick? Yeah you just lost a sis lol!

you're gay as fuck and it is consistently dwindling

[StarFaggot]

Lol @ oats

[uh-oh]

bags you know what you gotta do

[Ghost1]

Tell me.....what should i.do.uh oh?

[veritas]

I will wait a few pages before I enter this.

[Diode]

thread is good.

[StarFaggot]

Bags, what does your sister look like? I'm willing to save her from her no good man.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Bags

Tell me.....what should i.do.uh oh?

you know man.

kill her

[Diode]

@uh-oh have you ever posted your sister her

she still got a hot body and an ok face and a deadbeat boyfriend?

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Aero

Bags, what does your sister look like? I'm willing to save her from her no good man.

Judging from this response Im not sure u understand why we dont like him

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Diode

@uh-oh have you ever posted your sister her

she still got a hot body and an ok face and a deadbeat boyfriend?

she has a new deadbeat who shes engaged to

he's aight tho, i would body him instantly if needed

which means he is perfect and not a threat

plus he's white which is a plus

shoulda got at that dawg we couldve been bro's

IN LAW