So there's this chick....

[Amen]

Thank you.

[Finnydot]

Originally Posted by veritas

No. I will not. Answer me. Why am I unqualified to help you. You made it blatantly clear. Tell me how.

Tell me so that I may enlighten you....because right now you are guilty of what you have accused others of.

I gave you your answer, you don't know me. There's not a fucking book on the planet that can tell you how to read minds. Let alone, the fact you have an opinion of me already. Whether warranted, or justified, the fact remains that any and all "assistance" you can provide will be forever tainted by the disdain for me you clearly retain. This whole "let me help" schtick you're pulling right now is very annoying as I've stated previously, i have people in my life I'm literally paying for that. I'm good. I don't require further mental health evaluations from an arm chair psychologist.

[big baby]

eng and bagga with ether itt chrice

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

I gave you your answer, you don't know me. There's not a fucking book on the planet that can tell you how to read minds. Let alone, the fact you have an opinion of me already. Whether warranted, or justified, the fact remains that any and all "assistance" you can provide will be forever tainted by the disdain for me you clearly retain. This whole "let me help" schtick you're pulling right now is very annoying as I've stated previously, i have people in my life I'm literally paying for that. I'm good. I don't require further mental health evaluations from an arm chair psychologist.

So you say that I don’t know you while you claim to know me?

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

So... In a side note. My roommate is a straight savage. He went to a karaoke competition, gets 5th and wins 1 hour studio time instead of the 1k cash prize for 1st.

HOWEVER, dude said he hooked up with another contestant who placed. I told him that was a hella good night and not to be upset cuz he was pretty raw he didnt win.

He proceeds to show me a pic on his phone of the girl, of her instagram or something. Complete knock out and he was talking her down. Like.. I thought he was saying she'd like gained some weight since the photo and i was like "bro, there ain't nothing wrong with that". He said she made it work and i was like "some girls can just stay proportional and still look good".



Tl;dr dude comes down after she came over again tonight, I'm like "lemme get some smoke" so he goes upstairs to grab the weed... Lmfao

Girl comes down completely naked and hands me the weed. Girl had everything going. Head to toe this woman was a 12. I'm thinking in my head "good lord".

I just smiled awkwardly trying not to stare at her breasts but them thangs was just hanging out. Perfect.

My roommates is a straight G for that. Lmfao

Good night.

i had this happen to me but i didnt do some awkward stare lmao, my boy was the same way he was gettin fuckin
9 to 10s every weekend bitches were sexy as fuck but i had a girl at the time..an he kept tryna break my loyalty to her by showing all these chicks an introducing me to them an tellin me they wanna chill w me an i was like nah got a wifey but one night i was chillen he came out an i asked him if he had any beer left an he said yea (i was hammered it was a thursday an i drank w him an this sexy chick he had over she flirting w my all night he kept leavin an goin outside more then usually) she comes back out with 2 beer an shes topless sits next to me opens my beer an starts to pore it in my mouth an grabs my dick & i just said fuck it i was way to drunk to say no this time so i got head from her...45 mins later we run a train on her for hrs....good night. she was a freak.

[Finnydot]

Originally Posted by veritas

So you say that I don’t know you while you claim to know me?

Exactly where did you get that from that paragraph?

No, i don't know you. You don't know me, but if anything is evident, you're very obviously trying to troll me. If your pursuit of MY happiness was genuine, you'd leave me the fuck alone.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

Exactly where did you get that from that paragraph?

No, i don't know you. You don't know me, but if anything is evident, you're very obviously trying to troll me. If your pursuit of MY happiness was genuine, you'd leave me the fuck alone.

Because you said I didn’t know you but you said I had dosdain for you and that I couldn’t help you because i was an arm chair psychologist.

But that’s not it...

You think I don’t know you bc I don’t know the struggles you have had correct ?

[veritas]

I am not trying to troll you man.

[Amen]

@Allen Knight playing patty cake with Jose while slamming Katrina.

[Finnydot]

Originally Posted by veritas

I am not trying to troll you man.

If you're really trying to help, I'll indulge you. If your number is real, drop it again.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

If you're really trying to help, I'll indulge you. If your number is real, drop it again.

I broke it down for you and you’re still asking for advice?

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Ghost1

hows he gonna give her a ride home when the fucking story starts w hey this hot bitch gave ME a ride home.... lol.



whatever happened to banging 3s until u build enuff personality to bang 4s and then upgrade to 5s etc

just going to knowingly throw my heart into 8s knowing im a 2 and hate all women and myself cuz women way out of my league wont fuck or date me (rightfully so) !?!?! FUCKING WRONG ANSWER NETCEES


how tf is stupid ass blue collar uh oh in here even condoning this fucking OH ANY GIRL CAN BE YOURS fuckery

fuck going after this bitch fin. u not ready by any stretch of the imagination. instead....start banging the fat retard who cleans the cheese that fell off the pizza line w her forehead and get a little buzz going for ur fuck game at jojos slice and dice. THEN u can start to make moves towards that sassy black bitch who got gold fronts and a wild gut....she not nothing to write home about but atleast shes not retarded and she can help u manipulate the welfare system as you should be doing in your position...after u bang lakwanda for like a month or two keep things civil my guy tell her u know I got feelings for u fr fr but I cant be getting to involved rn cuz my son in my life and its really complex ....inarguable....if she don't end things amicably guilt her.....this is your forte...should be no difficulties here. now by this time one or two things should be happening....or maybe three....the third option involves one of your coworkers invlolving local law enforcement agencies that you took advantage of Rebecca because shes mentaly ill and couldn't possibly have consented to sexual relations with you ....because well shes retarded..her mind is retarded...but lets skip this...poor people are typically very loyal so I think you will be fine amongst your peers. option two isn't really our favorite scenario but we can work with it if need be....option two is that rumors about you are going around the slice and dice about how ur uncircumsized and sex was kindve awkward...BUT that youre really really sweet and you have a heart of gold and would take a bullet for these hoes............on paper now that im reading this back this may actually be our best line for you especially since its probably the most accurate......the 1st...best scenario is that u fuck these hoes into Neptune and they tell the whole pizzeria that yea hes a dirtbag and he smells like dog food but good lord he hammered my rotten coochie into dimension x.

this is where I have you being battle tested, street approved and sensationally prepared to holler at ole girl that you originally fell in love with.....but by now shes already moved into your apartment...shes been fucking your roommate for 4 months...you owe her 50 bucks for a half of some reggies and every nite u cry into your sweat stained fouton while your roommate sings karaoke into that stupid whores punani and treats her like a common street walker.

this really got away from me I wanted to give you the advice that you needed to pull out of this in the best shape possible.....and I think I may have done that....but jesus was it grim.

Repped?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

If you're really trying to help, I'll indulge you. If your number is real, drop it again.

601 917 3913

Eating with my wife will be home in about two hours or so

[El Muffin]

interesting. so what are you eating Veritas? and what is the wife having?

#sigmundfreud

[Inno]

Yo when that nigga said hammered my coochie into dimension x

The Holy Ghost went through me.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

interesting. so what are you eating Veritas? and what is the wife having?

#sigmundfreud

Red lobster G.

Hate I can’t kick it witchu tomorrow fam.

[veritas]

Fin I am done eating.