Diss The Emcee Above You

[Exis]

Every nerd found in here's basic
Go against the grain
or stay the fuck outta the game bitch
Stray away from my lane
Get the fuck out the way
Outta range is where you wanna be when Exis done aims shit,
Disses straight arc the fuck back after not catching it first time
Your so fucking wack from the first line
You need to either pull out, piss off or push on & put in some serious narrative work time.

[Mr. J]

Every nerd? luckily you had to include yourself
why embarrass you? you do better when you do it yourself.
stupid, idiot...how else can you act shitty kid?
Ill have this hot fire jumping through hoops like Diddy did.
rapping like you got gats, straps, knives & all that
I leave cliffhangers in my wake with a spiked baseball bat.
youll see red with all this hate, neg & Im ready to spread.
one swift swipe & Im removing ya head from ya neck...
watch as all that sperm & slick shit slips outta ya mouth
leaving ya ass planted like when you sit down on the couch...
boy..

[2tripple0]

Lol @j trying to regulate
You corn dawg like some frosted flakes
It's like you knew what I mean
I'm like rubbish bins put me out @ the end of the week
At the corner of the street
It's your vital organs I want defeat
Skin you like some meet
Candy nah dowg I ain't sweet
Quote this don't get caught up
Digest you like a drug
Using smilies and pronouns
You a dog I got hot rocks to pop off
Here's the point: the money
Just wanna honey days be bright and sunny
Settle nearby my resources
You be a planet played and orbit
That was easy j searching fa his shipyard
I finish you quick bar couldn't get ya dick hard
And that made sense when you claimed count
Smoke it like Zips chewbbacca and Dip losing blood by da Oz.
Kids used to spit shit like this it'll be a long time
Till you get ya spelling correct and shit keep a hot rhyme
Wow I like that over absorbed like he read too much book library loan
It was difficult to hit the blunt light it up twice every month
Called u a mod was lost inside flow the very thought of it
You dropping it still can't see me if I ain't the best wilkesbooth is
House full a brick mad shiesty with his shit took a big hit
Said that fucled up like a drug is I'm deciding how to word this punch
So now you know I'm numbers bags gotta crunch
Dissing cause 000 got a dick and two nuts y'all bitches lame and dumb
Punchline adherent grown indoors like it a plant said you gay and you lose
Yeah that's right my pasture a Newport called himself @Amen
That enough nah I ain't ya friend I'm Egyptian paint ya red

[Mr. J]

Save word for the birds...nest
save verse for ya bird....chest...
What's the point pussy....
ask where that bird....rest........

if you don't get it...that's the middle finger.
too much time on your hands little winger...
You scared of the ring, the code, you subtle fuck..
You scared to try the ropes....double dutch...
sometimes I have to play dumb for the strange ones.
its said because after JESODIST Left Its Been The Same One.
You Lame Gump, My Game Pump Out Stray Bugs.
That Burrow In Your Skin When You Try To Say WHAT!?!?
Lil Jon is your pastor & Young Thug Is Yo Favorite Rapper
I Bet You Like Milk In Your Cereal Too, You Filthy Bastard .
The Fact That You Smell Like Gym Socks Kills Me Bruh.
And Here I Thought MC Fussy Was The Filthy One.
Your Raps Is Sweet Like Ya Mammas Cocoa.
If I Wanted To Experience Falling Off I Would Have Bought You A Go Pro

[2tripple0]

Yo u gotta start but still aint going let ya come to a conclusion
Im like a building site way i crushing all these emcees like construction
Yo for real u got problems trying to word all ya bars
Thats some beginner shit ya skills are all scarce
Lol u aint understand that u stupid fucker fuck you for real
Got ya self an ounze and couldnt sell one deal
Im like a signature way im giving ya life an autograph
The one behind the gun the one gonna be the last one to laugh
Fuck it didnt want to start no beef i stay in the streets
Like all ya concepts they all stay incomplete
Bitch u on some whack gay shit for real son
Gotta roll on you like you were trying to get a hit off a blunt
Yo maybe i am harsh and extremely judgemental
But yall aint saying nothing like a beat that be instrumental

[Mr. J]

No.

[2tripple0]

i like that like you thought you could rhyme
i be the front page like the new york times
yo im just waking early like the sun in the morning
i got loads a styles ta work with call it sumn i be assorting
shit that bar was hard to word
i hate when i cant think of rhymes to rhyme on the board
shit can really get aggravating at times
but i know theres more to life then just this site
im not no e thug i keep it real when i roll
just pack me three more bowls
like blue whales you breath through a hole
its stupid really i should try and rejuvenate some skills
but you so far behind i could say you was over the hill
cats be lost in the city like hantzle and grettle
got a pot to burn so i stick to the kettle
yo i aint trying to diss just want to rhyme some dope thought
you be a storyline except its missing the entire plot
lol im so mean got ya all so confused never caught with no proof
said i might try but only if she willing to clean out my flute
had to find a way to stop all this nonsense
cause just like a screw yo i need me a wrench
call me sumn dope but yall aint see it clearly
im like one a the great lakes you can call me erie
id sincerely hope so.. that this might provide me with a status
im painting you a picture on top of my canvas
yo i write dope lines and keep this cypher hot
you a couple bars im mixing you aint need for them to plot

[Mr. J]

Its about time you use the right cypher thread
Id make fun of your face, but rather make fun of your cyber life instead
mufucker doesnt know a thing or two about rhymes huh?
yet he continues ghosting knowing what the lime does...
fucking up threads each time you post cause you dont know what a filter is.
but the funniest thing is watching you swinging round on Silvers dick.
trying to derail the Battle Arena & 1 2 punch league with your faults
every topical you written looks like a toddler with a crayon hitting the wall.
asks for tips on how to improve & says eh...Im not gonna listen to yall.
this dick comes up short everytime theres literally piss on his balls...
& by balls i mean chin, and by chin I mean whatever secret is hidden within
you want to write rhymes daily & talk about how you getting these wins..
funny thing is your record looks shittier than your shit eating grin.
you have to face facts when you read my shit it actually rhymes son.
when we reading a normal conversation from you Im feeling high son...
must be on acid, shrooms, percocets & weed..
151, I aint talking bout me, Im talking about whats in your genes
this only took me a minute better yet...a second
another funny thing is...this shit didnt need an edit

fuck outta my cyphers @2tripple0

[2tripple0]

lol yeah your chill man i really feeling it kid
you could point something out but trip got ya feeling like a blimp
yo i aint trying to fuck with ya man i understand its hard
but you just like a fake emcee who spits shit with no heart
your wording was off and ya lines werent very original
fuck your hole crew i could laugh but you too vaginal
you like a baby except you missing the cradle
im like jesus because im about to turn the tables
love the bible and all the lessons ive learned from life
you like a seeing eye dog you just be leading the blind
yo dont mess with my homies cause we aint playing
you like a structure since ya paragraphs need arranging
im an ill lyricist and i love banging beats out as much as i can
you the supplier but just aint keep a heavy demand
yo i know that wasnt the best flow or the illest rhyme
but like new york im always high like inner city crime
i thought you was manmade turns out hes all bitch inside
nothing frightens people more then the end of their lives
i gots to finish it up here since time is of the essence
gotta elect me like an official you can call me president
you whole life is missing like you aint contain any precedence
yo i had to call the cat dictionary way he out of his element
yo i know im crazy but what does all this shit boil down to
im so fucking pissed right now the meaning i need to know now
you aint realize playing with me is risky so proceed with caution
im selling me a couple concepts and skills call me an auction

[Mr. J]

your shtick is ridiculous I bet it came with a banana dance
I bet your body frame came with pigeon toes & banana hands
how you gonna threaten someone when you cant grab a can?
this 40 yo virgin thought a breast felt like a bag of sand...
when you making your lunch you look like some dumb guy.
the fact you think you can handle that job would make an onion cry.
if you rubbed your armpits hard enough youd get lunch meat
you cant even hold it together with your miniature duck feet
looking like a knock off cheddar bob
just dying to let that Beretta off..

[2tripple0]

You tripping son when do you obey the rules
Underappreciated cypher here he schools
Folloffle like an old road im cobble
This was my bestfriends uncle
Said it the bubble bath tournament
My florice equipped i had it cleaned while i sat on a bench
Im like a tool yall using to play on my words
I pirch like a bird start talking mud with dessert
No effort the amount of words he tried to search
Looked behind me said coke in my cup wont spill
I counted the premises it said that he had no water so i should keep real still...
I aint rich but a made both you and ya dessie all wet
Im a debt for you to flesh out some favor for a favor
I roll with tooths cause big baby set with da paper
Alligator 21 gun salute my mime is friendly and said nuthin
Empty this fountain im a dessie in the whip im been foreclosing
Called it real estate follow me down the bay
Day by day they fill me with shame
Both for my dog and my pops i aint no joke
Puffing haeigh bottle up some dough... shit now im broke
Got nothing wit me too overindowed by the condition it was in
Caught ya boy with the grip counted every inch
Like wine it be something you gotta sip....

[Darker Ego]

You are like a lil bitch who likes the gossip
If you puffing up some weed the pass it
You are my special child who is dumb and spastic
The strong punches you claim are soft like plastic
I am unsteerable like mothership that is so gigantic
Trust me if you stepping things are gonna get tragic
Catch you while you workout and have you run over in traffic
My style stretches around like equator
You absurd little hater cold instigator
I would be doing the world a favor
By serving you while in a pond to my gator
I am speed racer and you are just a trailer
No need to hide we all know you are the traitor
I hunt for sharks with your head on the hook
Instead of bare fist i smash your neck with a book
Step to me and end up dead like a crook
Rip your eye balls for just pretending to look
At a deal going down where even the Devil is shook
I got a mind that is great
You are still in line with the ape
like a bear stuck in a trap trynna escape
I squash a rival like grape
Then empragnate my suicidal mate
Who got your mother's shape
With your father's trait
Keep calm while the master awaits
For the monster to awake
And begin turn my enemy into slaughtered bait
I melt your face off by spitting acid saliva
Your bars are stretched like a granny's vagina
When the cock strikes 12 i start my dance with Delilah
And make a living pimping trannies from china
you are just a pussy trynna combat with the savagest tiger
I am tarnishing cyphers and packaging writers
Barbequeing their ass inside a ravishing fire
You still hating but why?
This is just me saying hi

[Coup]

Dark ego.
I can't diss this kid

Not worthy.

[Mr. J]

ya lyrics are cute but your feet stink
ya so sweet on the mic I bet you pee pink
ya jewelry fake, double entendre weak link
but thats not just what we think...
I mean you think it too, & believe its the truth
there isnt much well be needing to prove
ya cornhole wipe ya ass like beavis would do

[2tripple0]

you dont get it mr.j you dont get this cypher thread
im trying to find the meaning behind this text
but for real im so fet up with whack shit
that i got pinned on some malpractice type bitch
yo you aint got the balls holmes keep backing off
dont care if your good at writing ya raps are soft
for real bro youll never be a vet or cause any danger
im like jesus christ when he was brought in a manger
dog you lose you lost your whole shit is whack
i smoke bricks of glass your not dope you dumb bitch ya slack
im trying to endear the moments you are forgetting
behind my setting the whole world is nearby like some settlements
ive got reservations she hid in the back or just beneath his coach
i had to write some comedies about this netcees called ouch
he gets confused his legs both broke underneath his weight
i was like whered you find him i aint going to leave a trace
your ending is my surmise all your lines depending on that life
so before you respond make sure you dont mention any whack lines

haha.. just for fun.. haha..

[Mr. J]

Ya rhymes are a mess go get swept bruh
step ya text up err whatever get wrecked bruh
Nikes on the table only time ya checks up
snack so basic you waddling with a Chex cup
Kentucky fried legs up, you fuckin with J...what?!?
I dont understand what ya sayin bruh.
soo woo, mardi gras, Lil Wayne what?
I could do the same thing where I aint sayin much
my reach could put DGs titties to shame bruh
I bet you about to rage...huh.

[2tripple0]

yo j i thought you were going to get better at this shit
but once again im a weight its too heavy for you to flip
guess there aint nothing to rhymes
this be like the front cover of the new york times
some cats be like yo you aint got no content to ya shit
bust up ya lip guess im like wine the waiter giving you a quick sip
just to make sure that you enjoy the wine bitch
im like a full clip you could call me eric b but you aint got no mix
im travelling the lands and sailing on water like a boat
you like a frog way you about to croak
bro im like some dishes that are still soaked
and need to be dried. the day my brother died.
my love my honour the girl i loved all through da night
its alright bro im not going say any shit like that
you be like a boardgame way you so full of cracks
thats about all ive got for this guy
you aint impressed but i still keep you on the rise
the way the cost of things constantly upheaves
im like a christmas reef i can pick through like some trees
its alright this rap shit like bob dylan its all in the breeze
you some swiss chocolates and a couple pounds of blueberry cheese
gonna end this now i dont want to serve her too much
she said thats good
now try not to act all ready to drop when ya dope came from a library loan

[Darker Ego]

I am here to piss in your dishes
No one can stop when when start killing these bitches
I Won't think twice to kill for the these riches
Give em some stiches for no being able to see through glitches
I chopp your head off and the leave it in ditches
I throw punches that break you up all you give me is pinches
Turn you on and off like some dead switches
Then perform a demonic ritual on your soul with the help of witches
Who sit on the side lines always ready for lynches
You have no idea what is happening but the shit real
I unleash nuclear bombs that make your skin peel
my flows burning like fire forcing your force to retire
When it comes to the cypher you are just a monk i am a sire
Instilling in you some curse drilling you with these verses
my bars hot like a furnace yours are not they just worthless
You have no purpose
I am so funny they can sell my raps to the circus
Drop you hard for trynna murk us
The take a shit in your rotten carcass
I keep on going like the energizer bunny
You are a perverted freak who tried to sodomize a dummy
You break the chain acting like a lame traitor
MY lines wrap around you like equator
I am an assassin ready to strangle the next hater
When it comes to battling i have rumble with way greater
Feeding whole armies to the same gator
that inhabits the lake in my backyard
You heard of superman? Yeah i am that guard
The way i make this seem so easiy you can call me a rap bard
You trynna compete makes you look like a sad tard
I stockpile treasures that awe like Jun Tao
Slicing your head head off with a hat like Kung Lao
Smash your face with a tablet
Just to watch you bleed and lay on the carpet
Stuff you up with grenades to watch you blast away like a rocket
You getting cut with blades while i am here in the cockpit
To avoid cold responses like these you better change the topic
No one will ever find out who is the perpetuator of this wicked slaughter
I got you choking without your respirator like a fish out of water
I am like terminator killing martyrs have them ripped in parts
The son of drakula drinking their blood as it spill in quarts

[The425kidd]

Fucks wasting all my time, why put a gun up to his head when instead I much rather use my pencil to fill his ass with led. Fuck this bitchmade trick who can't spit sick, unless you're gagging on my shaft once your bitch ass is done riding my dick.



*No Hate, Elevate*

[Darker Ego]

I know you think you are hot but you are not
This is a story bigger than life and you are not on the plot
All that hating each other about has the better rhyme has to stop
I went to your last concert and sorry to tell you it was flop
Under the pressure you pop from the top you will drop
I am not someone you want to mess with or maybe you forgot
I will use the top of your head for a mop
My bars are ruthless to battle is useless
I will leave you assholes toothless
for trying to brag around with some bootlegs
I am here with my crew we drinking a few kegs
you don't like how the truth taste
we are both running a doomed race
I can strangle you with a shoe lace
and then burn half of yor looks like two face
Take your comments to the discussion forum
you don't wanna battle
little cowboy who forgot a saddle
I dismember you like if you were cattle
If wanna grapple my bars make you wanna wobble
I am the evil wizard feeding you a poisoned apple
you are Hopeless and rattled
Eat you like dorito and then drown you with a snapple