02-19-2021, 01:07 PM | #1 |
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WEEK 3 (0-1) Adverse Vs (0-0) Amen (5-0 ADVERSE WINS)
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1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly (excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv) DO NOT post twice in a row There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted (failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ) Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking. Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST @Adverse you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted. Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck. |
02-19-2021, 04:32 PM | #2 |
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It’s mr. Alpha bro Dad, you know this guys a novice with twat
Only pokin you do to make a hormone Is all them testosterone shots @Amen |
02-19-2021, 04:52 PM | #3 | ||
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Fuck punches... Your diets got you folded over worse than your stomach at your waist, dude. Quote:
An intense workout session for you, is curling that gut just to jerk off! Last edited by Amen; 02-19-2021 at 04:54 PM. |
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02-19-2021, 05:08 PM | #4 |
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Yeah yeah know you love the gym but you don’t need it to get RIPPED whore
Talkin about curling stomachs? U do that With every cringeworthy post u put on Discord You’re making fun of me for stroking off? That shit’s classic... You’d be doing the same thing, but all them roids made your dick flaccid @Amen |
02-19-2021, 07:42 PM | #5 | |
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If a chick’s screaming “Oversee” during sex, she can’t manage to get away from this rapist. Your lame so face it, fuck discord - the cringe begins with your bars & music tracks, I’m ruthless, man - The only music to my ears will be the bullets piercing through his flab. @versy |
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02-19-2021, 09:19 PM | #6 |
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Wtf was that wordplay? Oversee means to “watch” u dumb twit
“Get it straight!” Like u yell every day at your closeted kid You’re trash man but I’m really glad u enjoy to rebuttal n flip It’s pure irony on Discord they callin u “molesto” n u can’t fuck with the kid @Amen |
02-20-2021, 06:52 PM | #7 |
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It means to watch & “twit?” You’re stupid, guy. It’s means to supervise, this dumb ass is a joke,
As for parenting, you could never walk a mile in my shoes, it’s suicide, you’d collapse from a stroke. This fag’ll get smoked, EASILY. The discord claim of “molesto” is absurd and it’s fake, But if you’re “THE KID,” call me Ted Bundy after this battle as this bitch is left murdered from rape. @Adverse |
02-20-2021, 09:59 PM | #8 |
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So you came back by saying you ARE in fact a pedophile? Come on that’s shaky
A rapist/murderer but u forgot ur whole shtick is being a clown, John Wayne Gayce I hang around lobbies..waiting for ur wife, Frac handin me the keys to suites You hang around lobbies too..talking on a headset waiting for a game of 3v3 @Amen |
02-21-2021, 01:36 PM | #9 |
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You couldn’t handle my wife, it’ll only be bootcamp with lots of sit ups and push-ups,
Fat fuck, it’ll take years for him to see results and discover his dick from under that Fupa! You’re the real clown here w/ the swag of a kid, Pokémon shirts? we saw this mans pic, Those homeless man kicks got our resident bum Finny looking like he owns his own home & he’s Rich. @Adverse |
02-21-2021, 05:30 PM | #10 |
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I got trash ass kicks? You’re trash on kicks, they all know I’m spittin the truth
Me and Finny both broke af, but worth way more of a listen than YOU In everyone’s mind, it was obvious that I would tear this pussy Come through and stomp U, leave Andy all over my boots like Sheriff Woody @Amen |
02-21-2021, 11:09 PM | #11 |
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This nerd is trippin, your bars lack substance but LOL @ this dudes threats of stompin,
worth a listen? Here’s some words of wisdom; you both combined aren’t worth the bullshit 2 cents you’re droppin. & fuck that Woody/Andy play, blue bayou’s concept in chat was the way to execute it, Sure you have tons of Toy Stories, considering it’s been decades since a women has had sex with you, bitch. |
02-24-2021, 11:05 PM | #12 |
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Consensus
This was another battle that was surprisingly close. Interesting battle. different styles. Amen did a great job with internal rhymes, but was REALLY bad on wording overall Amen was dropping unspittable lines throughout. If they could be spit, they’d be twice as long as the bar limit. I’m sorry, but that doesn’t work. Ad's testosterone shots was answered pretty well by amen, but Adverse turning it into his own stomach curl flip was solid. After this amen got weird. Either too wordy or too easy a concept. Verdict 5 judges thought Adverse was good and Amen killed himself 5-0 Adverse wins |
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