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Old 10-22-2015, 07:10 AM   #1
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Default LULZ AND TEARS EPISODE 1: PILOT

LULZ & TEARS

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME. This is Lulz and Tears. The web's first textual reality show. As always, we are staying far ahead of the curve, and leading the masses into the future with innovation and originality.

Speaking of innovation and originality, my name is VERITAS THE INVINCIBLE the creator of this show.

The purpose of this show is simple. Our contestants will meet each week and engage in a contest of which will push their psychological boundaries. There actions (or lack of actions) will be judged by our all star panel of judges.

lets meet our judges!


DIODE

a man amongst men if ever there was any. This man not only has a boat, and a higher tax bracket, but also an ego that wines and dines on filet mignon by it's self while listening to smooth jazz in his basement gym. That is not depressing. That is awesome. The point is, Diode knows how the world works....he will measure whether you do.

Cheyeahh!

you don't have to be elenin to know that Cheyeahh has some of the best judgement on this site. Contestants will be pitted against his perceptions of the world and will most likely not survive.

Knucklehead

The ginger judge who wears bathrobes and drinks warm milk. McPoyle swagging all over the contestants who falter. Knucklehead has made a career of telling people how great he is at, and yet.....and yet......You get the idea. He won't be easy to please.


AND NOW LETS MEET THE CONTESTANTS

BAGS

the crowd favorite to lose. Not only does he seldom delve into his psyche, but he actively resists it. He has attempted to bully nearly everyone, Alliances will be slim for him...unless....

HUSH

the same as bags, although a little worse. He is more of a fuckboy and lives with his mom. he also perpetuates phony swagger as a 1990's latino drug dealer. aka mom's place....I mean Scarface. He does possess poignant villiany however, and that may aid him in the episodes to come.

BADWEATHER

this is the dark horse, and not because he is black. We don't care about that. IF the Phil that we know shows up...He is money. If the Phil who parties with Geno while wearing faggit hats shows up..he won't make it.

UH-OH

A savage. He is the favorite to win this, mostly due to being honest about his failings and having no shame.

FRANK

Here is a man who acted like a broad online while talking to dudes. His psyche is busted....yet strong. Keep your eyes on him.

LARS

The president. He has the swagger of a coke head, but thats cool, because he JUST REALLY LIKES TEXT BATTLES!@!! I believe his ability to stomach gross violations of mankind will aid him in this contest. look for big things from him.


AMEN

a newcomer...not much is known.
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The cerebral assassin, the molder of minds, the Omni potent being. Time transcending traveler, wisdom incarnate. Veritas needs no intro but I guess I have to. He’s not know in the battling world but who doesn’t know veritas? The guy us always original and if you pay attention to his bars, dude brings the heat.. The gawd.
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