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Default WEEK 6 MAG: ZUCH VS BLUE BAYOU II:REDUX

Week 6 Mag: Zuch VS Blue Bayou REDUX

Memes by: Jamie




What’s up fags. This week had some really good battles. A ton of no shows which was unusual for THIS league. Standard for any other league, though. The mag this week will not have a lot of commentary from me. I’m not feeling well. So just bullet points. Jamie is in fact still doing reviews per usual, though. Here’s a couple things I noticed this week.

Dave came with a nice verse against me in the Champ Match. Shout out to Dave.

User v Hush was the closest battle of the week. Props to those guys for coming with it.

Culture is an alias, and also good.

Fracture is back this week.

We have an Orc/Destroyer contender match.

Zuch V Blue Bayou II is happening. Both undefeated.

This is what we got in the mag this week:

Reviews
Previews
Verse of the Week
Power Rankings
Top 10 Punches
Memes
True Rankings
UPN/NC Throwbacks
No Show Heat




So let’s get to it...




Verse of the Week:

Blue Bayou V Wanderer


Orc 3-0: Beat Jayson Fresh, Ajax, John Hensley

Wanderer 3-1: LOST to Killing Spree, Beat Sinacog and Zelph twice (one by NS)


ummmmm..

you being here is a JOKE, deplorable in fact
only thing u’ve proved in this league so far is Zuch is horrible at math
have you seen this guy?! spitting image of Jesus gay
goes by Wand cuz he always turns to Magic, for tips on how to treat his aids
a gram and some whiskey, me & my man’s got our hands on the blicky
Make a Move we’ll have more ‘peaces in your face’ then a Dance from the 60s
this ain’t a history lesson, get that slick shit out ya brain kid
The Battle of Little/Big Horn is you & i sending dick pics to the same chick
i’m keeping tabs as the market opens cuz there’s trouble in waiting..
you’re keeping tabs as the market opens cuz pop cans will double your savings
i’ve seen you mack at the bar, dude it’s sooo lame
every bitch cuts you off so fast it induces road rage
yaa i talked to ur girl, she laughed & said your sex is weak
one Lil Pump that ends up a bigger joke then that election speech
& if she tells you any different n' says you lay good dick..
bitch is hitting you w/ more Deepfakes then those Biden facebook vids




No Show Heat

Mac V Aero



aero aka the peggin weirdo

bitch you have mental issues, i hope it's not contagious
I spit galactical lyrics while your bars revolves around Uranus
.. you're out of orbit pussy you should go away
aeros life is a worse spiralling tragedy than Kobe screaming Mayday
i'm winnin today with more digits than my offshore account
the closest he'll get to Triumph is when he starts yellin Stop the count!!
by the time his intro is done im ready to murder this bird
leave Aero capped, outnumbered & hidden like im writin my bank password
we're yet to meet a successful witness of your romantic advice
when it comes to fuckin only fans, Aero always got two cents to provide



Dank vs Allen Knight

oh your fam dead? bitch, I ain’t owe you nothin’
i got a lotta love for you Allen.. but only $50 for the rusty piece of shit I sold ur cousin
broke ass pussy mechanic shorted me on my oils last change
lets see u fix scars when this shotty open ur face up at point blank range
so act brave until that chopper find you..
I brought the 12, I’ll be the first to draw a shell like the Fibonacci spiral
how u stompin rivals u no mass having size 28 waist fuckin’ faggot
one look at ur fickle legacy why u ran from Zelph in the summer classic
ugly matchstick limbed motherfucker got no right bein’ seeded wit Dank
it takes a lotta guts intestine a head cold as ur cousins remains at the scene of the crash



Hotdogvendorman VS Bleak

Bleak?..
.
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He don't satisfy his woman... it's divorce to come..
See I think her spirit bomb.. Even pounded her pussy w the force of one..
Now I'm back on the scene & leaving stuff dismantled..
But Im outta the loop.. Cuz that vibrating condom was too much for her to handle..
Yo I've spent countless hours romancing the hoes..
& with bleak they can't count less hours til they want this man to go home..
I ain't messing around. He won't be found left in the ground..
Ima leave bleak in a lake, b.. once I'm finished dissecting this clown..
When my team tryna ride I'm w it... The vibes apparent..
When ur team tryna ride U got more pressing issues dialing 911 jst like a Karen..
I'm at home on the throne. U been faced against greatness..
I'll leave ur frame unhinged..then move a new couch N fridge thru the space thats created..
Challenge? please.. Bleak you so wack it's seen..
I run a higher risk w diabetes, obesity or tight rope walkin on a balance beam..
Punchs aint working for shit. Uve betrayed all writers..
The Economy evn saw a spike in furlough days the way you lay off- fire..




Week 5 Mag 6 Reviews
*by my beautiful and incredible hard working wife, Mrs. Jamie Zasucha. I’m so proud of you honey.* *I also would like to note that I, Jamie Zasucha, was the creator of all of the memes used in this weeks Mag.*







*I am sorry for the lack of humor and the rushed, late Mag. If anything feels rushed or not as funny as usual, I had an extremely busy week and I didn’t have a lot of time. Everything will be back to normal next week. Thanks for your patience!*



featuring Rudge 2. Happy Battle Week Boys!










WEEK 5 REVIEWS

Rating Chart: (out of 5) <3 = 1 pt / $ = 0.5 pt
BLOW ME OUT OF THE PARK BOYS!!!


Dave vs Zuch: <3<3<3<3<3 5/5
!!!!!!!!!!!!!BATTLE OF THE WEEK (5)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLE, EAT A CANOLI, SNIFF OUT A TROLLY, KISS ME AND FUCK ME I’M LONELY, WAS THIS A FUCKING MAGICAL ASS BATTLE. I’M ITCHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CRACK HEAD IN THIS TRAP HOUSE ASS SITE AHHH I NEED MORE I NEED MORE. I NEED MORE ZUCH BARS, I NEED MORE DAVE BARS. THIS BATTLE WAS BAD AS FUCK, IN A GOOD WAY. AS BAD AS MY ASS UP ON THE GRAM MY FRIENDS.
911, CODE RED, BREAKER 99, BREAKER 99, PUT UP YOUR RED FLAGS EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. THE SEXIEST AMERICAN MAN ALIVE, AND THE TALENTED MR BRIT CAME TOGETHER AND BATTLED AND STARTED THE BIGGEST FIRE OF THE INFINITE WORLD. THIS DAY IN 2020, THE WORLD ENDED DUE TO SEXY MAN ZUCH AND MR BRIT EVAD. Too much goodness in one battle my friends.
Dave: You’re an incredible writer. The talent you have is beyond me, and I know that all week Zuch lost sleep and was sweating over whether he was going to champ you or not. I’ll tell you WHATT, he didn’t think he was going to land this one. So down to the nitty gritty, your prelim was HOT and flavorful, like Matty’s eggplant I have every night. It actually had me laughing out loud because I have been saying to Matt everyday how he champed his own league. Opener was just as hot and hilarious, I loved how you called out iSpaz and Mac and it’s only FACTS. what algorithm? the algorithm is bullshit + bullshit = me king zuch wins! (if you’re reading this Matty I love you and I’m just kidding baby.) Dyke bar made me laugh, but wasn’t my favorite. I felt like you could’ve had something better because there’s a lot you could probably use on Zuch, and I’m definitely not a dyke and I give Matt great sex every night soooo. Denied sex nightly .... YEAH RIGHT ... but hilarious lol. Dream girl/Weak in the knees KILLED ME. That was bad as fuck, and I was LAUGHING so hard that I fell of my bed, it was historic. Put that one in the Netcees books. (btw Matt’s knees are really bad, he can’t even bend over it makes me laugh.) Closer was basically a gun bar because it was a fucking BANG. My jaw dropped at that and I stole Matt’s phone real quick to message Ryan because I was like SHIT. (just kidding baby.) Dave you came in with a bang, and left with a bigger bang. Everything was solid. From opener to closer. Wording, wordplay, humor aspect, and personals. That’s a fucking verse my friend. I’ll see you at the Brit Awards Show alongside Zuch one day. Tops off to you, or whatever those brits say these days.
Zuchie my baby: Your verse had me straight DRIPPIN. You know what I mean. Niagara Falls in my pants. We made a porno after he showed me this verse. Hot hot hot. Your talent is beyond me, I am incredibly proud of you. I am so honored and so excited to be the lucky lady standing by your side, supporting you in everything you do, especially txtcees and writing, and being the girl that gets to help you move forward in your endeavors. Some people find this as just to be a fun side hobby, but to me, it’s your break from reality. It’s your sanity, your life. I love every bit of it and I love every moment you’re on and get to talk and write with your friends. On to the verse, Deja Vu was BADASS. Opener was incredible, the murder concept was out of this world and sent chills down my spine! First time dad bar was hilarious, brutal, bad and awakening. I was already wet and ready to go when I finished that bar. The creativity you have and the way you can just sit and write nonstop is amazing. I admire you and all of your talent. Golden smile bar was hilarious, running credit bar was extremely clever, and the fat wife bar was so funny I was falling over. The way you tied in Electoral College was perfect, Halloween bar was BAD AGAIN, in a good way. You stole the show again. Everyone wants to talk shit about your algorithm, including me lol, and how you cheat to win. Reality is, they’re not you. No one can beat you because you have the talent that they lack. They’re jealous, because you have that type of writing that sends chills down everyone’s spines. I can feel it when I read it. Closer was funny and yeah, I fucking got the punch, but if I ever catch you fucking another chick you won’t see the light of day. This was a spectacular verse. I always say it’s one of your best but then you end up writing another one. You had wonderful personals, I just am amazed by your humor and your talent.
Overall: Too close to call boys. This was dead fucking even. You both are incredible. Both lack NOTHING. I love the personals, the wording, the wordplay, humor, and the delivery. This is a historic battle. The battle alone deserves an award. Put this one in the books boys. Golden buzzer goes to you both!



Hush (Victor) vs Username: <3<3<3<3$ 4.5/5
Holy moly cannoli ravioli!!! This was a hot ass battle, I had a fever after reading this!! Understandably though, you both are incredible writers. I love that you both bring humor and gut punchers to the table, as well as having a taken in delivery, wordplay, etc. I saw both of your names on a battle and almost signed out because I was already GONE before reading your verses. Everything was so consistent. Excellent battle boys! You brought your tickets to the gun show this week, and you didn’t even use gun bars!
Hush: Holy shit my dude, not only do you know how to sell weed, but you know how to write you kingpin. I’m pretty sure this is the first verse against Tony that I’ve ever read that didn’t only consist of fat jokes, finally. It was extremely refreshing. Everyone does too many fat joke verses against him, so not only does it get repetitive, but boring as well. You had strong gut punchers coming from every angle, which was incredible. Very consistent, beautiful flow. Opener, Closer, Closed Casket, Love Life, I was dying over everything. You really came and brought your A game. I wasn’t sure if he’d stand a chance. This is a close one!
Username: Hi Tony!!! I hope your aids are going well, I hope you start to feel better! CODE RED, YES WE HAVE A CODE RED OVER HERE, FIRE IN THE BUILDING. Of course, I expected nothing less from the both of you. You both did a wonderful job writing this week. Consistent and witty. I know everyone sayings they were dying, but I actually laughed out loud over most of this. Only thing I would have done differently was hitting other angles with Hush. You only stuck to one topic, his wife being overweight. I feel like if you broaden your punches out a little bit more, you’ll get more game points. I know you’ve had a lot of verses against you that was purely fat jokes, but I love a verse with punches from every angle. Other than that, this was a better verse than any of your brother, Ed Sheehan’s, songs. You’ll be on the red carpet in no time!
Overall: This was a very close call for me. In all complete honesty, I’m not entirely sure who I’d vote for. Both were consistent, witty, had great wordplay, smooth delivery, everything needed to win a battle. I feel as if User could have added more topics, as opposed to sticking to only one. And, I feel as if Hush, could have used more humor and added more personals than he had. But, overall I felt like you both champed each other. I might hand this one over to User, just for the humor aspect. Congrats boys! You both stole the show!

Shredder vs Eviction: <3<3<3 3/5
Alright battle. No fire department necessary, but decent. Shredder is improving, you’re definitely getting better each week. I remember one week I thought you were an alias that Sinacog made because the writing was similar. This week, I definitely did not think that. Eviction is an underground writer that needs more attention. ALERT ALERT ALERT yes we need to evict Eviction for setting himself on fire with his own writing. Keep up that great work boys.
Shredder: Your name is Shredder, next week I want to see you shred the other guy to pieces. You are improving each week, changing up your writing a little bit here and there. Your wordplay is solid, too. Michael Meyers/Shape to kill was as smooth as a dove chocolate, or as smooth as Matty’s body banana (if you know what I mean.) I would work on a couple of things though. Number one: CONCEPTS. I was lost. I saw you attempting to tie things in, and I see how you are talking about demolishing him, but without new and fresh concepts, without PERSONALS, you’ll never demolish anyone. Everyone understands that you want to stomp on the other guy and win, but I want to hear why you think you’re better than him, by using personals. Number two: DELIVERY. You could work on that and make it a hell of a lot more smoother. I was getting lost in your verse, and not the way I get lost in Matty’s eyes, or shlong when it’s in my mouth. You work on those two things, and I guarantee you, next week you’ll be shredding people and not just cheese.
Eviction: BREAKER 99, BREAKER 99. Yeah, I’m going to have to evict you from the premises sir, due to you setting yourself on fire from writing. Hot, this was hot. You’re definitely underrated, and I’d like to hear more from your writing! Your delivery is smooth as hell, spreads like butter. Wordplay on point, humor bomb as hell, concepts and personals solid and tight as fuck. Opener buried me, it reminded me a lot of Hush’s opener in Week 4 against Zuch, but it was a sick concept. I felt like you demolished Shredder right then and there and didn’t have to say much more. If your verse were a comedy it would get 100% on rotten tomatoes, in the best way. I love all the humor you brought. Sinacog/McRib bar, 50 Shades of Grey, Dicking April, and your closer, after all of that, my ribs were done. Body damage is there.
Overall: You both have a lot to work on, maybe taking pointers from other writers on the site, or taking a look to see what gets them wins every week and start adding it into your verse. Overall, Eviction took the W with the better verse due to having a smooth delivery and heavy punches with humorous concepts. Keep improving boys!



Scout vs Inno: <3<3$ 2.5/5
Overall, I felt this battle didn’t have much of an original touch. I felt each verse didn’t have a lot of personals, therefore, not a lot to remember by it, not enough creativity or strong punches. I love when I read a battle and the punch is so clever and so strong, that I feel it in my own gut, and then I remember it for a lifetime. I think the both of you will go a long way if you work on that.
Scout: First things first, let’s settle this shit. Are you Barc? If so, I’m sorry if I upset you at all. Anyways, I would definitely work on personals and stronger punches. Other than that, solid verse. I thought your opener was tight, but I feel like it gets you way more points if you start of with a BANG, like throw someone under the bus right away. Post Halloween bar was dope, I felt like your verse started off kind of on the slow end, and then progressively got better. Honestly Scout, or Barc, I see your creativity and I see your concepts, but again, PERSONALS. You need to bring the personals in and the humor, that’s two things you’re lacking that could give you a lot of power, man. Even if you do wordplay on someone’s name, that even helps. Gun bars are a no go, and not just with me being a girl. I feel like a lot of guys on this site don’t personally enjoy the gun bars either. OD bars were the only personals and the only bar that actually stood out to me. Keep in working on writing bud, you’ve got talent, you’ll get there!!
Inno: I wasn’t really feeling it with you this week, so in all honesty, were you really feeling it this week? Like I mentioned with Scout, PERSONALS. That’s your downfall my dude. I was like Ashton fucking Kutcher looking dumb as hell towards Zuch, like, “Dude, where’s my personals? Where’s my punch?” Too many threat bars to be honest. I didn’t feel many punches. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU PEOPLE. Wording was very awkward and felt forced. I saw your attempts, high five to that, and you do have a talent in writing, you just need more work.
Overall: ISSS A NO FROM ME, DAWG. Work, work, work. Work on personals. Work on comedic effect. Work on wording and wordplay. Work on delivery. AND THROW THE FUCKING GUN BARS TO THE CURB. I’m going to give this win to Scout (Barc) only for honestly the OD bar and the fact that it sounded more leveled and came off smoother. Keep working boys.

Universe vs JayFresh: <3<3<3<3
Tight battle fellas! Universe, I always always love to see what you come with, and JaysonFresh, since you joined the league you’ve continuously improved every week and have done a wonderful job. This battle was incredible, I hope this one goes down in the books too.
Universe: You’re a riot and a fire. You always bring it. Clean wording, hilarious and smooth concepts. You’re definitely not a fireman because you only bring fire and never put it out. I loved all of your concepts, especially posting bale. You have a really nice style, and your writing is fantastic. You had hilarious concepts that made me laugh out loud, and an extremely clean and smooth delivery. I was truly upset at Zuch last week for DQing you and not being able to see a verse from you. But, you came back this week and fucking brought your a game just as expected. You’re the battler of the universe and I can’t wait to see another verse from you next week.
JaysonFresh: I was just introduced to you when this league first started, and I have to be honest, you’ve only gotten better every week. You have a fresh take on writing, an incredible style, and your concepts have gotten better and better. I love the improvement I’m seeing from you. Your wordplay this week and wording was incredible. Delivery was solid, the whole verse was hilarious and on point. DQ opener was dope as fuck, Zodiac Killer and Eye of the tiger had me rolling in my grave. You brought it this week. Buried a motherfucker. I’m excited to see what you bring next week. I love seeing someone new climb up the ladder. Overall: Universe, you’ve always been one of my favorites and always will be. You did an amazing job this week per usual, and you’re humor is where it’s at. JaysonFresh, you did fantastic. You sky rocketed out of nowhere. This battles was one of my favorites and definitely tied with Zuch and Dave at battle of the week. This was very close to call, I might hand this over to Jay by a hair only because of impeccable improvement, punches, and the DQ opener. But universe grabbed this W just as well. I’m going to have to say it’s a tie boys, I love and support both of your writing. You’re extremely talented men!



Blue vs Wanderer: <3<3<3$ 3.5/5
Battle was hot, I just rated it a bit low because I feel that it was obvious that blue stole the show. Wanderer you showed and did a great job, but blue has a style that has a way of stealing the show away from anyone.
Wanderer: You’ve been improving greatly each week, and I’ve actually been enjoying reading your verses a lot. Blue is a tough man to beat, he’s extremely talented and has a way of winning every battle he goes into. Knowing that, I expected you to bring more to the table this week than you did. I felt like you had a couple of strong punches and dope concepts, but overall it was a mediocre verse and not your best work. Opener screamed for water it was so dry and closer was alright, funny concept and dope try but I felt you could’ve closed off with a better personal. Swing technique was hilarious and girls supporting bar, and Canadian punching bag had me digging a grave, but other than that nothing shouted at me that you were craving a win. You’re a great writer though and you only keep improving, nice work.
Blue: Prelim with the wins to losses killed me, especially the Sinacog part. Nice job at 5-0, you’re killing the game per usual. I hope the wife at home is supporting you and helping you have your time to write, but it’s a real piece of shit move to not take care of your son Dave says you have with me, lol. Opener had me dead, alive, and then dead again. Treat his aids bar was the best line of the week by far, Dick pics, election speech, and closer had me changing my pants I was peeing myself from so much laughter. Per usual, it’s not a good day for the other guy when he goes up against you, Blue. You’ve got it in the bag. Not a lot of people I know can actually trump you. Your style is everything that’s not generic. You have smooth delivery, wordplay that’s out of this world. You have a humorous effect on every single concept and nothing seems forced or rushed at all. Single handily, you take the cake.
Overall: Nice job to the both of you. Wanderer, I really do enjoy your writing each week and you do have a talent that is improving consistently. I think you would’ve had more of a chance this week if you brought more to the table but it was primarily mediocre at best. Better luck next time. W goes to Blue for everything he brought and his pure talent.
Orc vs Adverse: <3<3<3<3 4/5
The both of you have always been in the top people I enjoy on this site. Orc, you come through and barely anyone can beat you, and Adverse your talent and style is fresh, original, creative, and perfect. Great battle boys.
Orc: Hilarious verse per usual. Fire all around. Your verses, are what Matt would say, A VIBE. Opener couldn’t have been better if I wrote it myself. Fat boy bar had me signing out I was so done, I knew you stole the show with that one. Gay bar and closer were easily wins. I love everything about this verse. Funny, fresh, creative and original. Everything about it was fantastic. Smooth delivery and wording on point as well. Nice job!
Adverse: I love your writing and will always support it as you’re extremely talented. This week I felt you brought way too many gun/threat bars if I’m being honest. Maybe it’s just not my style. But it’s just my preference when someone brings humor and personals as to bringing shit like gun bars. Saying that, opener could have been better and definitely was not my favorite. Beat in 09 bar was hilarious though. Other than that, I wasn’t feeling much you brought this week. I really do think you’re talented, I feel like your writing is incredible, only problem is that there were way too many gun/threat bars this week.
Overall: I’m handing this win to Orc because he brought his a game, like always. Humor, personals, delivery, everything was solid and on point. Not a fair game when you go up against Orc. Again, you’re both incredible!

Mac vs Aero: Not Rating for obvious reasons lol
This was a hilarious and fire ass battle. One of the best! You both have a style unlike any other. I get excited reading what you both bring to the table. Fair game this week fellas.
Mac: Opener from the get go was out of this world. You hit him up with a bang from the start. Kobe bar was BAD, in a good way. Digits, bank password and closer were hilarious. Mac you’re HOT. Just like JaysonFresh, I wasn’t familiar with your writing until this league and you’ve blew me out of the park. You’re a clean and smooth writer with nothing but fire. Nice job.
Aero: I loved the scene you brought. That was clever and creative. Super funny and different, I always enjoy something unique. BUT, you obviously didn’t do a verse or anything. So.
Overall: Mac nice job this week per usual. You have been bringing it in this league. Hot hot hot. Impressive.






Top 10 Bars Chosen by an unnamed writer

10.
got a new piece just for this battle. it’s straight doom for this shifty fag
u gonna be the first to watch this mag blossom like it’s the new Mississippi flag
- Destroyer

9.
NPL showed ur golfing buds. Lol.. just another dead geek
When that stick’s gripped & ur left twisted I’m not referring to ur swing technique
- Wanderer


8.
Cock the hammer, grip the handle, then this actor gettin tore
I’m ‘bout to show The Irishman more snubs than the Academy Awards
- Adverse

7.
Zuch favored me at -190 . so i procrastinated writing till Thurs
so thanks for doing a great job at raising my win pct while I dead beat dad yours.
- JaysonFresh

6.
Helloooo fat boy. Guess u found your death
Let me put you through your Paces: 1. Brisk Walk 2. Out of Breath
- Orc

5.
Finally met his dream girl.. she really makes him weak in the knees
But then so do lunges, walking or just the thought of leaving his seat
- Dave

4.
If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout
- Hush

3.
Your fat ass wife can’t stop thinking ‘bout food mentally
Her diet? Electoral College. She’s THAT close to 270
- Zuch

2.
i’m keeping tabs as the market opens cuz there’s trouble in waiting..
you’re keeping tabs as the market opens cuz pop cans will double your savings
- Blue

1.
Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states
- UserName







NC/UPN Throwback

Answer V Allen Knight
Summer Classic IX


My team some savages, they’ll bust down ur fuckin door and get violent as shit
It’s Jumanji, u gone see Allen Parrish while a buncha animals run wild in his crib
Bring your whole team, I’ll murder AK and WHOEVER wants to reach for a nine
Anyone w/ a weapon gone be followin this fairy into a trunk.. Ocarina of Time
I’ll rape Allen’s slut in front of him & he won’t do shit about it.. don’t let it phase me
That bitch’ll be turning to Knight & crying before I smash like Brienne & Jaime
Used to fuck her on the daily - I remember feeling up her ass.. tits.. her legs, bro?!
WHEW!! Every part of her BODY bring back some memories, must be Guy Pierce in Memento
My hitters will pump 30 rounds in your whole family tree if I throw them change
It’s hard to stop my dogs from lickin when I put a band on ya head, it’s a cone of shame
Watch this faggot turn into a straight BITCH when I shove a 38 down his fucking throat
Candy Cigarettes - when that stick’s in ya mouth youngin’s just pretendin he wants that smoke
Switch to Arson, blast the flamethrower til every inch of ur faggot face is blistered
You’ll have Burns all over your body.. u a walking wet dream for Waylon Smithers
How many figures you makin g? Cuz I’m bout to run your pockets & inherit mine
This gone be Inigo check for u.. if I see u got 6 digits on hand, u can prepare to die
Murder you in cold blood, you think you gone hear a peep from ya lady? Stop
All that hush money, she getting paid to act like she ain’t seein nothing like Jamie Foxx
Your ho into some freak shit.. whips, chains, on a sex swing actin unruly & testy
She do whatever I say when I pull her hair like she making Ratatouille w/ Remy



Relentless Fist V Radius V Ajax 2001


You both lose....

FisT vs some fuckers.. Radi and Adonis? ..filler meets clutter
they'll try to throw the match by''going down for each other'/
win if you could, but I'm hard water.. I'll 'wither your hoods'
FisT's grocerygateway.com, I always 'deliver the goods'/
bleed hard, your named Adonis? you're a cheap fraud
Greek God? there's no G in you.. you just 'reek odd'/
Radi's retreating, I BEAT YOUR ASS.. your rep's depleting
you're a DICK so face it, you cant stand a 'second beating'/

But enough with the preliminaries....

battle FisT? thats suicidal, my tragic hits leave your ass in bits
when I drop on you two, its 'all hands on Deck' like magic tricks/
beat the FisT? you don't got the pre requisites.. to get the win
or hit my shins.. 'performance is key'.. who the fuck let you in?/
I'll mess your limbs, FisT'll violate you , so fuck a win
I'll whiz on your death beds.. then I'll tuck you in/
but all the luck to them, but Adonis man, I'll damage your name
that small penis must hurt.... but your one to 'handle the pain'/
I'll shatter your frame, I got all the stroke.. while you can barely paddle
I'll 'stomp all over your lines' like you were wearing flannel/
my glare dismantles, no man's land is my peripheral vision
your like robbed kids in the ghetto, your kicks are all missing/
my FisT's will need stitching, due to Radi's face in this battle
they might be ReLentLess but there's only so much they can handle/
you'll stay in my shadow, but hey, last round, what I read was felt
your 'mind is worth a million', now watch me 'spread the wealth'/
I'll wreck your health, I'd take your life, but there's nothing there to take
you're an only child, guess your parents 'learned from their mistake'/




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