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Old 11-09-2020, 04:00 AM   #1
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Old 11-09-2020, 06:44 AM   #2
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10 and LOL
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Old 11-09-2020, 11:07 AM   #3
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Old 11-09-2020, 12:51 PM   #4
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Old 11-12-2020, 11:48 PM   #5
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*Aero is at Inno's house barbecuing in the backyard. Inno is belligerently drunk at this point*

Inno: "Aero you're a little guy I could take you"

Aero: "Bro I'll give you a free punch go ahead"

*Inno cocks back full force and punches Aero in the stomach. Aero curls over on the grass*



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"Arrghh, bro you got me me good" I kneeled & cried
"I mean you reeeeally got me good, LOL now try for real this time"
One orgasm & your wife hooked me, I learned as much Spanish as possible
I even developed a spanish accent over the O which for Inno meant Adiós
You a rat, I'll put the AK, mac or the biscuit on ya
You hear that phhhhhhhhttt pewwwwwwww just know I too am a whistle blower
You ain't a battler, no need to talk on yo ass
There's not a lot of ground to cover until they're chalking yo ass
You do construction w ya son like "get me the Phillip's screw driver
I made ya mom pump my gas then told her after you fill up screw driver (me, I'm the driver)
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Old 11-13-2020, 08:07 AM   #6
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People afraid to post 10 lines on time. Close this.
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Old 11-13-2020, 08:25 AM   #7
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Aero chill fam
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Old 11-13-2020, 07:44 PM   #8
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Inno isn’t dropping


"Arrghh, bro you got me me good" I kneeled & cried
"I mean you reeeeally got me good, LOL now try for real this time"
dead, I lol’d
One orgasm & your wife hooked me, I learned as much Spanish as possible
I even developed a spanish accent over the O.. & for Inno it was Adiós
huh?
You a rat, I'll put the AK, mac or the biscuit on ya
You hear that phhhhhhhhttt pewwwwwwww just know I too am a whistle blower
no
You ain't a battler, no need to talk on yo ass
There's not a lot of ground to cover until they're chalking yo ass
lol cool
You do construction w ya son like "get me the Phillip's screw driver
I made ya mom pump my gas then told her after you fill up screw driver
wtf is this


Aero is always good for some lighthearted jokes in a verse, some smiles, laughter and deli***y.
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Old 11-13-2020, 09:37 PM   #9
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Lol appreciate. Knew he'd no show.
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Old 11-14-2020, 11:32 AM   #10
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Opener & spanish accent were both lol
Calling an orgasm an O is a stretch but I love the creativity

Probably would've quoted ground to cover
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Old 11-14-2020, 12:28 PM   #11
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LOL. You posted a day late in Summer Classic and no one blinked. It happens.

Let the kid slide.
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Old 11-15-2020, 07:44 AM   #12
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"Arrghh, bro you got me me good" I kneeled & cried
"I mean you reeeeally got me good, LOL now try for real this time"
i appreciate the creativity
One orgasm & your wife hooked me, I learned as much Spanish as possible
I even developed a spanish accent over the O which for Inno meant Adiós
ok concept but this feels like a stretch
You a rat, I'll put the AK, mac or the biscuit on ya
You hear that phhhhhhhhttt pewwwwwwww just know I too am a whistle blower
funny but nah
You ain't a battler, no need to talk on yo ass
There's not a lot of ground to cover until they're chalking yo ass
meh
You do construction w ya son like "get me the Phillip's screw driver
I made ya mom pump my gas then told her after you fill up screw driver (me, I'm the driver)
if you need to add an explanation for your wp, that's a sign it might be stretched
Entertaining read.
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