HOT TUB RICK 0-0 vs Adverse 1-3 - ADVERSE WINS BY NS

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Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/30 at Midnight PST
For everything else, check the Rules Thread

@HOT TUB RICK


Adverse

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@brokenhal0 if you can't check in with a pic by tonight I'm gonna give your battle to someone else. HTR should at least have the two days to write

[HOT TUB RICK]

Hello Hello I’m okay with the confusion

Best

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@HOT TUB RICK @Adverse note the change in the battle

thanks to Adverse for stepping up (preemptively even)

Rick, pour out some квас for brokenhal0 and meet Adverse

[Adverse]

Howdy sir 10-12 lines? You can take an ext if you need to

[HOT TUB RICK]

Originally Posted by Adverse

Howdy sir 10-12 lines? You can take an ext if you need to

Greetings , yes this is good . I will display accordingly
.

Best

[Adverse]

Your Nan could GET IT dude trust me
Fuck a cumshot, I'm breaking ground n building a sperm bank on those two front teeth
Think you a Russian GOAT? Nah you ugly and ain't fuckin no twat
You look Vladimir Put-In some hair implants and started suckin mo cock
Rick thinks he's a soldier? Nah this kid's a vagina
Once the guns come out your expression will be like that bitch right behind ya
You look the part but start talking greasy to me? Faggot please.
Dude's name is peak irony, hot tub look like he ain't had a bath in weeks
And what's the occasion bro you admit you were gay? Well, celebrate good times
Funny because you came out the closet just to become a skeleton in mine
I ain't got time for this shit Ricky so fuck you, leave em dead in the streets
He ain't embarrassed to say getting dick-slapped nightly why he's so red in the cheeks

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Your Nan could GET IT dude trust me
Fuck a cumshot, I'm breaking ground n building a sperm bank on those two front teeth
lol OK.
Think you a Russian GOAT? Nah you ugly and ain't fuckin no twat
You look Vladimir Put-In some hair implants and started suckin mo cock
aside from his name being 'poo-tin' I'm not a huge fan of this
Rick thinks he's a soldier? Nah this kid's a vagina
Once the guns come out your expression will be like that bitch right behind ya
okay, but this doesn't really diss him per se. Unless acting tough were part of the persona idk about this angle
You look the part but start talking greasy to me? Faggot please.
Dude's name is peak irony, hot tub look like he ain't had a bath in weeks
like it. Could probably have messed around with the angle a little more though
And what's the occasion bro you admit you were gay? Well, celebrate good times
Funny because you came out the closet just to become a skeleton in mine
kind of a logical jump but come out the closet - > skeleton in your closet isn't too bad a connection
I ain't got time for this shit Ricky so fuck you, leave em dead in the streets
He ain't embarrassed to say getting dick-slapped nightly why he's so red in the cheeks
I like how you're attacking the redness of his cheeks, but the setup is so unrelated it's a waste of space. Makes it kind of clunky to me


I wish you spent more time dissing your opponent's pic. Poor babushka got the strongest punch imo. The bath bar was a second strongest punch to me. You make God observations but the 'ima kill u' angles don't do it for me especially when you have a goofy looking opponent to diss