08-16-2014, 12:21 AM | #1 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899402 |
Meth is everything wrong with this world. (By Figurative and Certain.)
FIGURATIVE
@Meths been a bitch since his parents split in a terrible car crash. they were ripped in half. the carnage.. @Meth cried till his eyes were red as his bleeding puss though the red seeped in his features, leaving him with this... evilish look. like a devil or a demon clown. can you see it now? a sobbing, heavy breathing, stout teen getting the reach around. degrees emanating from his fire crotch fry entire blocks. his pubes aint even red. its just the chaffing from his nightly walks in trash bag suits. what an ass hat. proof that he's pussy to the bone's what the cat scan proves such a class act douche. he's got a library card that he keeps in his ass because his dumb ass cant read CERTAIN Redheaded stepchild. Literally. @Meth is the worst bitch. Adjectives can't capture this nerd, but let's settle for "worthless." It all started where it always does, trapped in the closet, @Meth tries to match his carrot-colored pubic hair with fashions from Target. He went to school in an traffic cone, bespeckled in orange, and blamed the wardrobe for why he was heckled in art class rather than taking a look at his sketches of penis envy. "I just like drawing dicks, Dad!" The sex was demeaning, empty. He took tips at the truck stop. Glory hole circuit, becoming the best, Two at a time. One in the mouth, one in the left, all while thumbing his text. Yeah, he won Time to Kill IV midgag with a thumb in his rectum. First he got the money from all the sex. The power? Knucklehead blessed. But with that fat fucking freckle-face, even crackwhores want none of that @Meth. |
08-16-2014, 01:14 AM | #2 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
lol.
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08-16-2014, 01:38 AM | #3 |
Back again.
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Our love is unique
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08-16-2014, 11:05 AM | #4 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 35
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love hate i supose
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08-16-2014, 11:06 AM | #5 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 35
Rep Power: 0 |
dope flow bro.
structure ur verse so it apeals the eyes good good drop tho, |
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