Destroyer vs Swerve - Destroyer Wins

[Ghost1]

Summer Classic VII


Due Thursday August 11th
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Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
line limit can increase if both agree

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@Destroyer @Swerve

[Swerve]

Congrats on soon becoming a father, pal.

Let's keep it at 10.

[Destroyer]

Sounds good

[Swerve]

@Destroyer. need an ext or you good? I have some lines written so I'm good to post or wait either way homie.

[Destroyer]

Yeah i need ext

[Swerve]

iigh bet

[Destroyer]

this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks
i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat
fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans
ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly
plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles

[Swerve]

Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.

[Schadenfreude]

Decent battle, either dropped as heavy as I was expecting tbh, but this is till close & hard to call. Des u're first 3 bars were good, either the 3rd was worded like a bad ill nik impression, I still like the concept/idea of it. Swerve u had a couple bars that were pretty good, pretty harsh. Although the style was somewhat straight forward & u do did dwell on the pregnancy angle too much. Could give it to Swerve, but I'll edge slightly it to DESTROYER, the humor & different flips worked well imo. I wouldn't be surprised if either win tho.

[Kenny the OG]

Damn swerve was rusty as fuck here. I just wasnt feeling most of the bars due to lackluster punch. I did like the strapped for cash bar. But to follow it up with a bar that was essentially the exact same concept was a rookie mistake. Swerve just was way off his game imo, bc i remember swerve being a fuckin savage with the bars. He cost himself the battle here. Des been on a tear lately but this was the most lackluster verse ive seen from him since i rejoined the nbl a few months back.

weird as hell that destroyers worst verse in recent memory was enough to beat swerve. NEVER thought id have to say that. Im really gettin tired of having to vote for des all the time.

vote destroyer

[I <3 DICK PT.2]

this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks
alrigh lol funny!
i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat
sat here for 15 mins trying to figure this out and all I get is "she's returning a hunch punch drink to the bar...not likening this
fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans
had to research what this was cause I'm very young I'm sure this was before my time. Decent
ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly
hmm ok!
plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles
____________
light up the cake? Are you saying you're gonna shoot him in the butt and he has a fat ass? Gross. But ok

Vs


In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
nah
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
ehh idk
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
good flow. Good bar
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
good again
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.
true but nooooo

Swerve had the best 2 bars in the battle but des was more consistent and had an all around better throw down.


Vote destroyer

[Chemist]

this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks
ok opener
i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat
didnt really like this here, soft
fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans
lol kinda cool here
ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly
hahah allright, decent here
plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles
okay closer

vs


In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
ahaha allright personal, wp allright
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
eh not really feeling this one
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
nah, a little too repetitive at this point, ok bar
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
okay
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.
allright

going for the destroyer here, overall more versatile approach . swerve had some cool personals but not enough to edge des hits here

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks

lol ehhhh ok

i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat

lol was hoping to see sum hunch cracks in this one. bravo.

fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans

lmfao and a lotion crack, all of my expectations for this battle have been met./

ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly

I forgot he was Canadian looooool

plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles

lol light

Originally Posted by Swerve

Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.

wording off here....I want to like this tho lol

Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.

lol light

Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.

connected

Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.

yikes. this would be harder hitting tho if there was any merit to this claim. still liked the harshness and concept.

Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.

didn't even flip this good -__- smh

swerve had the right idea....was appreciating his concept and angle choices...execution and complexity were lacking. des took a lighter comedic route with a touch of gunfire which really is catering to his strengths lately. was a solid verse from des...couple misses but he had bigger bombs here then swerve did imo


v des

[Damien]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

this is des' year... ur dead queer. Listen close while the boss talks...
I'm like 'fuck swerve' so much, i stay runnin over slow kids at crosswalks
LOL this is so wrong but funny
i take a hunch back? it's cuz i was proven wrong with info
but when ur girl takes a hunchback, it's to the bar in a trenchcoat
eh nah but you tried
fucking ogre! All that lotion dont make u look any better man
when ur friends play 'under the bridge,' they telling u where to go live, they aint chili peppers fans
as a RHCP I fan appreciate this. it's cool, not crazy
ur clearly Canadian cuz ur all fruity and sparkly
& the best part of ur presence is when u leave & we remember u fondly
this is okay/decent
plus des bringin guns to the party, just to watch how this bitch handles
& when i spark and light up the cake, it aint gonna be with them trick candles
wack closer

Originally Posted by Swerve

Sorry...

In this battle, you’re like your wife dude…thought you was all caught up,
You’ll come so close, to fully die late and create a below average product.
the wordplay is cool but overall eh
Trust my dick game on POINT! Ask your bitch and she meant it,
I was working her diaphragm waaaaaaaaaaaaay before she got pregnant.
no. this was terrible
Dude I busted too!!!! So if you’re thinking Swervey will falter,
That shit's a wives tale...like the one yours told you about you being the father.
what year is this? no. just no.
Lost in the NBL finals, but word was your preparation was wild,
You were strapped for Cash and still couldn't support your wife and child.
okay but getting tired of the concepts of wife/girlfriend shit
Homie, you broke as fuck, its clear failure is your fragrance,
Still plan to share a den with Bags because you can't afford child support payments.
best one in the verse

VOTE = Destroyer. Swerve got way too one dimensional and most of the concepts were played out. No offense.