11-08-2018, 02:35 PM | #21 |
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I get laid twice a week. Which is pretty good for a relationship that's nearing three years. If I say no this entire month, she'll probably pull some spiteful woman shit and close down the fur burger king indefinitely. That would prompt me to end things, because...why the fuck would I spend all my time JUST talking to her?
Do you see how not ejaculating can ruin a relationship?
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11-08-2018, 02:50 PM | #22 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
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11-08-2018, 03:44 PM | #23 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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It doesn't have to be, but when my white friends talk sex, they spare no detail when it comes to kinks.
Granted I have like 5 friends so don't take my word for it Still, it's 2018, all races should be able to repress or overshare their sexuality equally |
11-08-2018, 08:37 PM | #24 |
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It’s JacksFilms reference not an actual question
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11-08-2018, 09:52 PM | #25 |
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Pretty sure after you busted your nut watching tranny porn you knew something had to change.
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11-08-2018, 10:46 PM | #26 |
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11-09-2018, 12:18 AM | #27 |
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11-09-2018, 09:35 AM | #28 |
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11-09-2018, 09:59 AM | #29 |
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Jerked off this morning
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11-09-2018, 11:15 AM | #30 |
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11-09-2018, 11:16 AM | #31 |
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dark times indeed
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11-09-2018, 11:47 AM | #32 |
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11-09-2018, 12:31 PM | #33 |
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11-09-2018, 01:51 PM | #34 |
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11-09-2018, 02:36 PM | #35 |
on posting probation
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How come incest is always trending on Pornhub now, was that yall
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11-09-2018, 02:38 PM | #36 |
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11-09-2018, 02:43 PM | #37 |
on posting probation
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Depending on the type of beer, how much you ate, and how quick you drink - I generally don’t consider 4 beers to be drinking and driving. That’s just a night out at the bar
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11-09-2018, 02:51 PM | #38 |
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case and point. dms dad is a raging alcoholic who physically and sexually abuses his family.
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