12-24-2019, 09:20 AM | #1 |
Shrewd as evearthed
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LMAO THE OFFICIAL “WHAT’S NC GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?” THREAD 2019
Ouch:
- Dental surgery for his spooky tooth - Text nostalgia of when he was a midtier manpoem ‘writer’ (circa B-Boys.com 2005) - Lisa Lampanelli standup DVD, also circa 2005 Robranda: - Neg repped - Dumber and Dumberer (but not the DVD) Seth: - Fat - A superiority complex - Low self esteem - Type 2 diabetes - Emb chills every time he see his wife take another bite of the family turkey buffet
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12-24-2019, 10:07 AM | #2 |
Ad mini tator
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Spending time with people I hate spending time with.
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12-25-2019, 01:06 PM | #3 |
DMS—Diddled My Stick
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I got wireless headphones for when I go running
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12-25-2019, 01:47 PM | #4 |
ZAAAAM
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A high ankle sprain
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12-26-2019, 10:10 AM | #5 |
Punchline Prettyboy
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It was great
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You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust |
12-26-2019, 10:23 AM | #6 |
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How big is your penis?
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12-26-2019, 01:15 PM | #7 | |
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How sad and empty your life gotta be to think of me on Christmas Day? You got two kids and a wife and have the time to make this thread cus I was on your mind?
I know they all hate you because you’re a shit father and husband but damn man
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12-26-2019, 08:05 PM | #8 |
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There is so many like
1. pocketbooks 2.shades 3. Night gowns 4.kitchen supplies like baking book and measure spoons 5. shirt 6. Sew supplies 7. Fabric print maker 8. jewelry supplies 9. microphone |
12-27-2019, 08:35 PM | #9 |
Lime Life
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I got the usual shit dad's get...plus a handmade card from my son which while heart warming made me aware I'm not ever making millions off this dudes artistic abilities.
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
12-28-2019, 11:28 AM | #10 |
consults Lloyd
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More posts about your experiences in fatherhood would be enjoyable. Please painstakingly chronicle this so I can inch ever closer to... something.
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12-28-2019, 01:22 PM | #11 |
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12-28-2019, 01:57 PM | #12 |
Lime Life
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I will take that bet.
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
12-28-2019, 02:22 PM | #13 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Quick, someone kill wittys kid and split the profit with him
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12-28-2019, 02:25 PM | #14 |
consults Lloyd
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12-28-2019, 06:47 PM | #15 |
Lime Life
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Done.
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12-28-2019, 07:52 PM | #16 |
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