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Old 05-14-2019, 05:33 PM   #1
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I was having a debate with the Human Resource Director regarding people relations and their respective responsibilities as far as helping me carry out Hygiene Policy and I pull out the phone, open Safari and a video of Cuban bitches pussy grinding one another while pissing/squirting pops up off of porn hub.

Needless to say, the conversation ended and was just totally awkward. Mind you, she is an older lady, probably in her mid 50’s and over weight and single. Totally down to earth women but this is very awkward lol... she won’t even look in my direction, lol...

Has that ever happen to any of you savages? I’m pretty positive Bags has a story to tell and can relate... Finny, you too... let’s hear it.
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Old 05-14-2019, 05:42 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2019, 07:44 PM   #3
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I never worked a real job but I assume this would end in H&R right ?
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Old 05-14-2019, 07:52 PM   #4
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:33 PM   #5
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i mean if you think about it, it makes perfect sense:

amen is discussing the finer points of how staff should rotate checking the shitter isn't overflowing with his human resources director - probable

he is pulling out his phone to educate this woman further in his sermon - sounds familiar

obviously he was jacking off to some questionable porn not five minutes before, which he forgot about, and hadn't muted his phone - very plausible

he pulls the phone out in such a way she can immediately see the porn and dre can't react before the page loads - i see no other potentiality

he thought this would be a dope anecdote for netcees right after it happened and the ragtag bunch would enjoy his outrageous hijinks - for sure

upon review, i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, champ.

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Old 05-15-2019, 08:00 AM   #6
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i mean if you think about it, it makes perfect sense:

amen is discussing the finer points of how staff should rotate checking the shitter isn't overflowing with his human resources director - probable

he is pulling out his phone to educate this woman further in his sermon - sounds familiar

obviously he was jacking off to some questionable porn not five minutes before, which he forgot about, and hadn't muted his phone - very plausible

he pulls the phone out in such a way she can immediately see the porn and dre can't react before the page loads - i see no other potentiality

he thought this would be a dope anecdote for netcees right after it happened and the ragtag bunch would enjoy his outrageous hijinks - for sure

upon review, i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, champ.
Deadly accurate lol gone
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Old 05-15-2019, 09:15 AM   #7
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Lmfao 5 minutes before not accurate.
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Old 05-15-2019, 10:47 AM   #8
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ITT: Amen too dumb to know the iPhones Incognito Mode is for porn. Everything else goes in the Safari window.
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Jfc Dre whacking off in his office on a regular basis now cus his wife’s giving other men the goods

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ITT: Amen too dumb to know the iPhones Incognito Mode is for porn. Everything else goes in the Safari window.
Not dumb, lol. Why use that mode on my personal device. But is there a way to clear search engine after the apps been background or do you have to fully close out safari app so it doesn’t save the last browse? Hahaha.
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Should of told her your where studying the hygiene habits of safety directors watching disgusting Japanese porn in the office to determine the proper napkin to lotion ratio in the employee bathroom.
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