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05-07-2019, 05:44 PM | #21 |
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LMAO netcees niggaz all act like they king ding a ling
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05-07-2019, 06:28 PM | #22 |
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About half past a freckle when the light hits the cleft lip just right...
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05-08-2019, 12:44 AM | #23 |
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I've been with my girlfriend for 3 and a half years. Lived with her and her kid for 2 years and a month. We have relations once every week, usually on the weekends. But there have been a couple of weekends where we haven't. I'm 34 and my sex drive is synced up to that age, so I never really initiate it aggressively, and I never ask her for it. I heard that shit is annoying to them.
She preemptively told me she was either tired or bleeding early on a couple of occasions. So I fronted like I didn't care. I shrugged, squinted at her and said "we have internet...I can wait you out." And then we laughed about it. The sex isn't boring at this point. But I make it a point to sexually harass her everyday, and engage in lots and lots of nonsexual touching. Which seems to work because 90% of the time she initiates it. Particularly in ways that I would get rejected for attempting. Like coming down to the basement and waking me from a nap with a slutty outfit and her BJ glasses on. If I woke her up like that, she'd fucking snap on my black ass. But yeah...I'm rambling. But...the summary is, I never pressure her for it.
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05-08-2019, 10:06 AM | #24 | |
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05-08-2019, 10:19 AM | #25 |
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05-08-2019, 10:52 AM | #26 |
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Man the study should conclude niggaz online lie
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05-08-2019, 11:21 AM | #27 |
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05-08-2019, 12:35 PM | #28 |
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all my ex's had sex a minimum of three times a week, for up to 5 years.. so they never reached it.. so i'd say once a week lower is pretty bad
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05-08-2019, 12:57 PM | #29 |
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nah.
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05-08-2019, 03:26 PM | #30 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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05-08-2019, 03:33 PM | #31 |
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I’m taking my girl to an adult theater tonight to spice it up a little
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05-08-2019, 03:52 PM | #32 |
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.. says the guy who cheats on his wife
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05-08-2019, 04:03 PM | #33 |
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he lies badly and should feel bad
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05-08-2019, 04:15 PM | #34 |
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there's no way a female has ever spoken to you let alone DATED you, how would you even kiss one????
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05-08-2019, 04:25 PM | #35 | |
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Dre, you cheat on your wife?
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05-08-2019, 06:47 PM | #36 |
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05-08-2019, 06:48 PM | #37 |
As-salamu alaykum!
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05-08-2019, 07:00 PM | #38 |
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05-08-2019, 08:40 PM | #39 |
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If she falls asleep during sex, is it rape to finish?
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05-08-2019, 09:10 PM | #40 |
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or you wake up and she is having sex with you
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