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Old 01-22-2018, 02:41 PM   #1
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check. hows 16 sound?
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Sounds colander w/me
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lonely faggot can't stick up for himself or he'll be losin some teeth
the way desolate ppl walk all over him it's safe to say his future looks bleak
ur baby musta looked fucked up, gnarly n ghostly white dude
and with those qualifications for death they shoulda buried ya wife too
nobody's fuckin w/ u.. not even ur fam n it gets ur blood boilin
when you diatribe of people will talk shit at ur funeral n everyone'll join in
my bars cause ripples in time, if I go first this retard'll vacate fast
watered down punches? that's generous.. if you dewdrop it'll hardly make a splash
nobody reading ur battles for motivation, dude just take a seat
anyone Sifting through des' shit is curious what kinda food a faggot eats
everything u do or say has to be okayed by the wife n it has me all baffled
that bitch pulls the Mastercard so often she should get Credit for half of ur battles
u'll never upgrade from text cause u can't ride a beat
if u resemble a metronome s'cus u're a tiny weirdo who takes the subway twice a week
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fucking colander bars? Champ match? how the fuck have u not left???
a ‘strainer’ is the face I make trying to figure out ur utensil-based concepts
des got a death list where I put names of those I will scar deep
I’m gonna market fresh, and I don’t mean cop a Reuben from Arby’s
lines smell familiar...he’s a shark, he’s no genuine competitor
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everything u do or say has to be okayed by the wife n it has me all baffled that bitch pulls the Mastercard so often she should get Credit for half of ur battles
for a “champ match” I was expecting fire.. everything was really weak to be honest.. the quoted line gets the W.. everything else was meh
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@Lyriscologist, you're just trolling at this point, stfu..

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lonely faggot can't stick up for himself or he'll be losin some teeth
the way desolate ppl walk all over him it's safe to say his future looks bleak
That wp was weak, a purposeful 'bleak' play would have saved this
ur baby musta looked fucked up, gnarly n ghostly white dude
and with those qualifications for death they shoulda buried ya wife too
Harsh, yet there's no real flip to it
nobody's fuckin w/ u.. not even ur fam n it gets ur blood boilin
when you diatribe of people will talk shit at ur funeral n everyone'll join in
Decent, doesn't seems harsh tho
my bars cause ripples in time, if I go first this retard'll vacate fast
watered down punches? that's generous.. if you dewdrop it'll hardly make a splash
Feels played, but I like it
nobody reading ur battles for motivation, dude just take a seat
anyone Sifting through des' shit is curious what kinda food a faggot eats
Again there's no real flip
everything u do or say has to be okayed by the wife n it has me all baffled
that bitch pulls the Mastercard so often she should get Credit for half of ur battles
Now this is dope
u'll never upgrade from text cause u can't ride a beat
if u resemble a metronome s'cus u're a tiny weirdo who takes the subway twice a week
Lol..metro gnome, really?
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fucking colander bars? Champ match? how the fuck have u not left???
a ‘strainer’ is the face I make trying to figure out ur utensil-based concepts
Lmaooooo
des got a death list where I put names of those I will scar deep
I’m gonna market fresh, and I don’t mean cop a Reuben from Arby’s
Nice clean wp
lines smell familiar...he’s a shark, he’s no genuine competitor
so when I say that shit habitual, trust that he did it on the regular
Could've worded this a bit better, but it works
ur a straight faggot who went to faggot school & learned his lesson well
ur always going helmet to helmet like what uh-oh hopes to see in the XFL
Wtf is fag school? The XFL joke was decent tho
when i spark the flame u can call my gun dr. strange
cuz if I spot this lame, he see a flash, & reappear in a darker place
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this blade will put u down under, and I swear that shit on my life
cuz u can’t help but be like “I’m done, D” after u see that it’s not a knife
Crocodile Dundee, this is cool
plus ur stuff’s not tight...so just stop it, dude
we see the continue, & that’s why nobody really wants u to.
'cunt in you' that's some RB shit, don't do that
DESTROYER both had obsurb some misses, but Des was more consistent. Hab had that 'mastercard' which was heavy, but Des' opener was a more personal haymaker.
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Old 01-26-2018, 03:49 PM   #9
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lonely faggot can't stick up for himself or he'll be losin some teeth
the way desolate ppl walk all over him it's safe to say his future looks bleak
this was a bad wp man, des so lit? Nah, not sure how Canadians say it but it doesn’t work in America.
ur baby musta looked fucked up, gnarly n ghostly white dude
and with those qualifications for death they shoulda buried ya wife too
cool
nobody's fuckin w/ u.. not even ur fam n it gets ur blood boilin
when you diatribe of people will talk shit at ur funeral n everyone'll join in
decent
my bars cause ripples in time, if I go first this retard'll vacate fast
watered down punches? that's generous.. if you dewdrop it'll hardly make a splash
dew itself is played, but the flip is decent
nobody reading ur battles for motivation, dude just take a seat
anyone Sifting through des' shit is curious what kinda food a faggot eats
didnt like this
everything u do or say has to be okayed by the wife n it has me all baffled
that bitch pulls the Mastercard so often she should get Credit for half of ur battles
lol this is nice
u'll never upgrade from text cause u can't ride a beat
if u resemble a metronome s'cus u're a tiny weirdo who takes the subway twice a week
nah

Qualifications & Mastercard were good. Some decent lines but you overdid the wp imo.

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fucking colander bars? Champ match? how the fuck have u not left???
a ‘strainer’ is the face I make trying to figure out ur utensil-based concepts
funny but strainer face isn’t an actual thing
des got a death list where I put names of those I will scar deep
I’m gonna market fresh, and I don’t mean cop a Reuben from Arby’s
alright
lines smell familiar...he’s a shark, he’s no genuine competitor
so when I say that shit habitual, trust that he did it on the regular
ok good
ur a straight faggot who went to faggot school & learned his lesson well
ur always going helmet to helmet like what uh-oh hopes to see in the XFL
nah corny man
when i spark the flame u can call my gun dr. strange
cuz if I spot this lame, he see a flash, & reappear in a darker place
alright I liked this
this blade will put u down under, and I swear that shit on my life
cuz u can’t help but be like “I’m done, D” after u see that it’s not a knife
ok again
plus ur stuff’s not tight...so just stop it, dude
we see the continue, & that’s why nobody really wants u to.
NO

Close battle but Destroyer came more consistent. Habitat had LOTB with MasterCard but also had 3 misses with wp’s that didn’t work out so well. Des had a few corny lines but his hits were all above decent, as to where habitat had a couple “decent” ones. This may go down to preference where it’s habitats love for wordplay against Destro’s dry humor.

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Habitat
Some of the wordplays are really forced. That opener is an example. Actually besides MasterCard which was very good. I wasn’t feeling. The qualification line works if u don’t use qualification in it. Makes it weird

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Habitual, flash and Dundee was ok. More consistent as a whole. Misses were better imo

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Wife (love a dark un) - diatribe - mastercard

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Everything bar XFL
An tbh others disliked those last two bars but i liked them tbh. Dundee was creative. Closer rewuired strong wording to even hit. So props

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habitat had the death of child & wife line which was yeeeaasshh & that nice Mastercard bar. Everything else wasn't graspin me. IDK where you're from, but the wordplay on the first bar didn't wrk at all. but that def maybe due to a different accent or something. dew drop & digging through his shit was pretty played, the flip on digging thru shit was okish but the dew drop didn't wrk for me.


destro had strainer, mark it fresh & Crocodile dundee bars. his last bar seemed like a throwaway. the other stuff was decent. to me you came more consistent than habitat & your bars were a bit stronger, although Habitat had the strongest bar maybe in the Mastercard one. u still won imo

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lonely faggot can't stick up for himself or he'll be losin some teeth
the way desolate ppl walk all over him it's safe to say his future looks bleak

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ur baby musta looked fucked up, gnarly n ghostly white dude
and with those qualifications for death they shoulda buried ya wife too

Harsh

nobody's fuckin w/ u.. not even ur fam n it gets ur blood boilin
when you diatribe of people will talk shit at ur funeral n everyone'll join in

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my bars cause ripples in time, if I go first this retard'll vacate fast
watered down punches? that's generous.. if you dewdrop it'll hardly make a splash

Okay

nobody reading ur battles for motivation, dude just take a seat
anyone Sifting through des' shit is curious what kinda food a faggot eats

Eh

everything u do or say has to be okayed by the wife n it has me all baffled
that bitch pulls the Mastercard so often she should get Credit for half of ur battles

Solid

u'll never upgrade from text cause u can't ride a beat
if u resemble a metronome s'cus u're a tiny weirdo who takes the subway twice a week

Lol okay



fucking colander bars? Champ match? how the fuck have u not left???
a ‘strainer’ is the face I make trying to figure out ur utensil-based concepts

Solid

des got a death list where I put names of those I will scar deep
I’m gonna market fresh, and I don’t mean cop a Reuben from Arby’s

Solid

lines smell familiar...he’s a shark, he’s no genuine competitorfat wife
so when I say that shit habitual, trust that he did it on the regularfat wife

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ur a straight faggot who went to faggot school & learned his lesson well
ur always going helmet to helmet like what uh-oh hopes to see in the XFL

Pfft... this was good but i refuse to give you real props.

when i spark the flame u can call my gun dr. strange
cuz if I spot this lame, he see a flash, & reappear in a darker place

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this blade will put u down under, and I swear that shit on my life
cuz u can’t help but be like “I’m done, D” after u see that it’s not a knifefat wife

Thats not a knife.... THIS is a knife

plus ur stuff’s not tight...so just stop it, dude
we see the continue, & that’s why nobody really wants u to.

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Idk both had some forced wp
Habitat had mastercard which i’ve seen but the relevance made it nice
Des had less misses, strainer was fire and good opener
Overall came down to misses

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