Panic Room: The Results

[BROKE LESNAR]

PANIC ROOM

Presented by Netcees 1-2 Punch League

Panic Room: Page 1 Breakdown

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

Fuck grippin a Knife, He'll get hit with the shit used for chippin the ice;
So think Trail Blazers & Sam Bowie, this'll be the worst PICK u get in ya life.

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

I'll eat Fuk. Cook him. You ain't a winner you hoe.
No one says 'supper hey Fuk! You ALWAYS eat dinner alone

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

I see u @puravida

He loveeees trannies. Took her pants and she peeled off the rest
When she whipped out the depurator until that couldn't clean up the mess

5/10

Originally Posted by Meth

Fuck yall

all your girls bow to Meth cuz I'm the first G
Lift up they skirt and open their legs til their knees break like a curtsey

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

2 guns. 1st shot to ya leg, and next to the brain. The gats scared em
You'll die from that second hand smoke like a kid with bad parents

7/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

@puravida

Master Poseidon throwin javelins, tridents; from the blackness im snipin
All Perseus these arms shoot from deep... it aint the Kraken in Clash of the Titans

10/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

Meth

the cash i stack overflows, thats why hoes quick to slob the dick
girls wont get near ya; objects to keep method instance away like coding for JavaScript.

10/10

Originally Posted by puravida

@Meth

If you think you're a soldier? I'll have you & the rest of your circle marked down,
they'd think it's military merit ceremony when they see pur pull hearts out

10/10

Originally Posted by puravida

@Infiltration

I'll go for the kill right in your college campus to show everyone you're not worthy.
It'll take more than a janitorial staff to clean up the mess when Purdue U dirty

10/10

Originally Posted by puravida

@Unfukwitable

ur girl don't even want to touch you now cause she seen how pur handles a bad diva.
like a Dyke Fan @ a Ms. Guerra Meet and greet...all she wants is back shots from Vida.

3/10

Originally Posted by :{)

Listen to Larold fuck you up like every day
Nigga
When you talk to your mom she knows you're gay

1/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

sonny lipton

you could suck a dick w ur lips closed, you dead homes
u pay homage to 90s alt bands when u speak cuz all u utter is cleftones
I'll run in ya house; piss on ur furniture - fuck up your couch
Idk what's lower... ur brain cells or the number of stem ones in ya mouth

3/10

3/10

Originally Posted by puravida

I don't have to say much but by his name. It's clear that he's a homo,
that alone would get DSL cut in half quicker than any Internet Provider promo

3/10

Originally Posted by Useless

kill u, then kill ur fam while they RIP on em...
got these wolves coming to the funeral...no flip Saunders.

5/10

Originally Posted by puravida

@Useless

as soon as u and ur crew leave Unfuk's funeral, I move in with no complication.
Leave those same wolves boxed up n make money off em without running a boiler room operation

10/10

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

Fuck ur rep, ur team shows me much respect;
So I doubt Percocet me up!, he'll end up gettin drugged to death.

My Jab'll leave ya ass floppin so Fag stop it!;
They'll think I work for True Religion, when I Put "Use" on his back pockets.

10/10

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

wtf is u trippin off, use is flipping soft
Only no strings attached relationship he ever had is w/ me when I tear his tendons off

10/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

@Useless

I can see through ya skin....watch what I do to him
Irony 101: U beat nobodies on RB, thats why they count as Useless wins

5/10

Unfukwitable: 30
Meth: 42
Infiltration: 31
puravida: 36
Larold: 1
Useless: 5

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Panic Room: Page 2 Breakdown

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

See...
When it comes to money? death is my logical reasoning, ya dummy
we'll see that philosophy & There won't be system of thought to stop'em from breathing for money

3/10

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

@puravida. Aka plata o plomo


Listen fgt...
ya discussions deserve concussions. The scoop on ur life just cry's dweeb
I'll leave ya body sarounded by chac O, for asking other dudes what's their fav ice cream

7/10

Originally Posted by :{)

You're gay as fuck uoeno it cunt
Your mom?
I fucked her and that's where ur sister came from

1/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

W/ bars like that i see the fact why ur name got changed u queer
Cus it explains exactly what you'd have to do to even try n gain a rep on here

10/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

@Destroyer get in here
His life mission is to mimic every gun bar ever said in rap
Lil 'des parrot' 《《 and hes biting everyones lines cus hes that

5/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

@Killing Spree
Ugly, dumb, no skill, but maybe you really are a murdering G
Cus these days only autistic retards with no friends are known for killing sprees

3/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

@Unfukwitable
remember your first match for champ? Tha shit was so fucking toothless
Cus even when you won.. you lost.. facing a guy called fucking useless

3/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

That your mum bar sucked harder then she does when shes there muppit
Shiiiiit shes had so many hands up her youd think she was the puppet

1/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Bar fest? This shit more like a barf fest
I see its ending soon, but tell me, did it start yet?

5/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Your hoes doctors appointments were with me, shes been telling lies...
She doesnt now and never did want a Lot... cus just a little of me keeps her satisified

7/10

Originally Posted by Kemizt

Call Adolf. This jew is always hiding but im always looking
Ill have him twisted and rolled up, getting roasted from my cooking

3/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I need lots of drugs to even try and get his scheme
cause the only way des can even handle Kem is tree

5/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

that real to real played only static... & still u gonna act hard
if des parrot, u act like I said 'squawk! polly wanna wack bar"

10/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Des u ugly motherfucker..beatin ur ass gonna be more than fun
Ur face is so fucking drawn out I thought u were gettina portrait done

10/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

bring it faggot, cuz des is known to hit like Mack trucks
& I aint talking portraits when I say I'm gonna snap knux

5/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Youre all wayy below me.. now watch how vets riot
This cyph so unbalanced its startina look like meth's diet

10/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Listen if we scrap ya done .. I havent seen anything astounding yet
The thing is Spree,well.. I'll put an end to ur career when I get my hands on ur neck

1/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

knux got them weak lines, that vegan shit. sugar-free & no gluten
name spells out what we'll wish for after he posts his 5 bars, a Knu ten

3/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Ya wordings fuckin horrid..theres no end to the blood this mans losin
Shudda ran, stupid... but Ay, Be positive someone'll match up fora transfusion

10/10

Killing Spree: 10
Larold: 1
Lotto Smirk: 10
Flo Real: 19
Destroyer: 28
Kemizt: 3
Knux: 31

[BROKE LESNAR]

Panic Room: Page 3 Breakdown

Originally Posted by Neighbor

I'm pullin pistols & if I air it, it spells doom
I'm the Radison (raddest in) the building, while you & Bags just share a hotel room

:BODY BAG:

7/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Even your chicks sicka you.. truly ya whack
I dug her out and the the D fitted snug similar to your hat

5/10

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

I got shit under control, He'll flee when I make his whole zone mimes;
Funny, Soon as I crack Knux, he'll be screaming "It's Go time!"

3/10

Originally Posted by Killing Spree

Wordz ahgod, Letterman, Smog...u even more wack than know p
& it shows u stuck using their RB concepts from 2014

10/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

When u dissed Knux it's collapsed I'll tell you how
Cus the concepts they used back then are still better than yours now

10/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

U suck flo, leave hospitalised speaking my name,no bluffin
I'll give this Brit award n we all know he's no chance of winning nuffin

1/10

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

when it comes to ur music, this bums iffy;
before we see Smirks on features we'd rather get a buck50.

7/10

Originally Posted by Meth

Keep my name out ya mouth fgt. anything u sayin is meek
Yeah knucks bars are dope. That's why he'd beat u any day of the week

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

He can't rhyme in real life. He's retarded and a drooler
If flo rida beat? He's alone on the dance floor getting down to that loser

10/10

Originally Posted by Meth

You're a loser. And your personality is oddly square
SpreeRiver is filled w/ your fams tears after I drop your body there

7/10

Originally Posted by Meth

Don't tag me like you king, I ain't feeling that shit
Stop trying to reel me in and maybe try to reel in some wins

3/10

Originally Posted by Meth

Inb4 @Knux says "well lolz meth ur a fat ginger" stop it you dingle weed
How u go from thirsty for gains to sooo thirsty for text U signed in to every single league?

10/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Quiet down rookie.. u cant insure a win, vs a vet u'll get cracked
Everybody out here elevating while Flo gettin Progressively whack

5/10

Originally Posted by Knux

How is that a diss. ur so fuckin desperate to be relevant
U recite old battles but ur memorys not ur only similarity to an elephant

5/10

Neighbor: 7
Knux: 15
Unfukwitable: 10
Killing Spree: 10
Lotto Smirk: 11
Meth: 31

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Panic Room: Page 4 Breakdown

Originally Posted by Knux

Ugly mutant..Your text is washed up, you look gross son
You coulda starred in the hills have eyes & i'm just watching u go over one

10/10

Originally Posted by Knux

U got your bars in, but really I swear im bored
I'll sit back n watch ur tenfold since thats how mine compare to yours

10/10

Originally Posted by Knux

Ima god amongst men.. I might let u gimme a shoe shine
I'm established while yall tryna go from rags to riches like yeezy's new line

10/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

When I kill u it'll be brutal 1 blast from the shotty
meth spirit up in the air n use that to burn the remains of his body

Blah

3/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

@Knux
I'll put the rope to ur neck... til u choke cuz u can't breathe
and when Oliver Twist... I'll paint ur face bright blue like ur avy

7/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

Ur sig is so irrelevant, make u wish we never met
Cus u don't just sway in the morning u do it ever single chance u get

10/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

@Meth ah i missed that ;)
But heres my response to you....

Beat you till your lips are swollen, no wonder we think you black
One punch tumefy ... then watch his face blow up like that
No one biting your whack bars, cats addicted to stealing my rhymes
Cus only unskilled faggots wanna jack meth instead of keying up their lines
An you cant respond bitch, caught you off guard like we showering in prison
N my load coming out yo mouth d only time you spit something thats worth the listen
On that note wheres the other faggot @Knux must want it too?
Hes so desperate for my comeback hes probably french kissing you

1 bar left.. who wants the fucking rebuttal

10/10

5/10

5/10

3/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

my bars scar folks, no jokes, & nobody is found to equal
knux keeping health ledger alive w/ a 10 things I hate about u sequel

7/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

that would make it RELEVANT then, I think u misspoke dude
send me the next bar against me in a PM, I'll look that over too

10/10

Originally Posted by Frank

C'mon DJ I turned the tables on you, how much crack did you put in the pipe today?
Your wick wick wack, its look like u scratched ur life away

.5/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

U gon do like that? It won't hurt me Body ain't like his WEAK
U can pull up all u want u'll never get rid of that old man physique

3/10

Originally Posted by Lotto Smirk

what u high on? U rhyme wrong n make urself look like a clown
Just kick the shit or slit ur wrists but either way u need to cut down

10/10

Originally Posted by Flo Real

Lifes kicking lotto down, his thoughts all suicidal
He'd jump from the highest level, but he never earnt that title

10/10

Originally Posted by Kemizt

i bet youre just a 12 year old locked in your parents basement
watching anime of Kaonashi resembling your avi. emotionless n faceless

7/10

Originally Posted by Kemizt

what you spit is just an embarrassment.
let me be frank with you, there's just no comparison

3/10

Originally Posted by Kemizt

its funny you're not confident with bars, you need to expo
the amount of people that care for it resemble an echo

7/10

Originally Posted by puravida

you walked in to the panic room but you should surrender your dissin'
I'll have u clueless to when any shots is coming like the bartender is missin

3/10

Originally Posted by puravida

they took candid shots of DJ Kemizt but he's an ugly fucker.
I'll smash that table on em ....dudley brothers

1/10

Originally Posted by puravida

you tryna go against a beast but you got no balls.
leave u n ur crew thrown in the sand, lot like you're scotty smalls
@Lotto Smirk

8/10

Originally Posted by puravida

What type of wordplay was that? Is that how ya'll speaking too?
Netcees must be fucking crazy if we ever say we missing scroo

3/10

Knux: 30
Lotto Smirk: 26
Destroyer: 24
Flo Real: 33
Frank: .5
Kemizt: 17
puravida: 15

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Panic Room: Page 5 Breakdown

Originally Posted by puravida

I bring more than a monster to life. You can't mess with my punches
Hit scroo right in the neck like Victor frankenstein doing last minute touches.

3/10

Originally Posted by Wavy Crockett

Posting ur ratchet bitch won't make us think you're hard
That wasn't Eye Candy, more like a Cyanide Pill inside a fuckin' Snickers Bar.

10/10

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

All I feel Is aggravation from his fag translations.
So when I put holes In Croc & Walk all over'em, It's not a fashion statement;

10/10

Originally Posted by Nameflip

Glock nine w/ a 30 clip, letta gun blaze..
So if u see this magazine; cover. Or you'll end up on the front page

5/10

Originally Posted by Nameflip

Blaze in alaska, we getting stoned cold..
Well come down one day
She smokes the Rock n gets fucked raw ona Monday

1/10

Originally Posted by Nameflip

Ya girl snatch's magical, in the kitchen fuckin its not a fable
We switch positions more than Eddie Murphy & the Klumps around the table

10/10

Originally Posted by Destroyer

name is fucking nameflip? I'll make sure this wreck dies
ur the only dude who's user title is describing his sex life

10/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

@Scrooge Kuklinski

You don't wanna throw hands; ur all gun bars a/b the lead spark
We'd see a bigger scroo job in the ring worse than McMahon did to Bret Hart

10/10

Originally Posted by Neighbor

My shots split you apart, the bullpup or the chrome spittin
Fuck Infiltration; they'll have to fill-in-tracin parts of ya skull where the bone's missin

10/10

Originally Posted by Infiltration

I roll 10 deep w/ the gauge; we infiltrate, hence the name
keep my gorillas in the myst.. that'll point & click at u like those adventure games

7/10

Originally Posted by Neighbor

You rollin w/ an empty magazine; you soft & timid
If I'm rollin w/ an empty magazine, it's got a spare revolver in it

7/10

Originally Posted by Frank

Neighbor.. when you throw punchlines with Frank, your knuckles get tight yo
Neighbors punchlines ain't hitting unless u put them in a discussion thread title

.5/10

puravida: 3
Unfukwitable: 10
Neighbor: 17
Wavy Crockett: 10
Nameflip: 16
Infiltration: 17
Destroyer: 10
Frank: .5

[BROKE LESNAR]

Panic Room: Results






puravida: 54
Unfukwitable: 50
Neighbor: 24
Wavy Crockett: 10
Nameflip: 16
Infiltration: 48
Destroyer: 62
Frank: 1
Meth: 82
Flo Real: 52
Knux: 76
Useless: 5
Larold: 2
Lotto Smirk: 47
Killing Spree: 20
Kemizt: 20

16. Frank: 1

To my knowledge, Frank disregarded the rules and failed to sign in for the event. This proved to be of little importance as he had the worst showing possible.

15. Larold: 2

Larold defied expectations and managed to outperform Frank for an honorable second to last finish. Although his bars were simplistic, they were also complex with straightforward animosity that made them worthy of the 15 spot. Frank should be embarrassed.

14. Useless: 5

Useless didn't take full advantage of the 10 bar maximum and this led to a lackluster showing. His ranking doesn't provide a fair assessment considering he is one of the best textcees on the list. Frank shouldn't feel good about this.

13. Wavy Crockett: 10

Wavy was another guy who didn't capitalize on the maximum. His performance wasn't that bad and I believe had he participated more he would definitely be ranked higher. Frank should be disappointed in himself.

12. Nameflip: 16

Nameflip showed up in the closing moments and was able to effectively get some bars to land. I feel that he should of joined in much sooner so that he would of been able to properly counter with rebuttals at opportune times. Frank is a disgrace.

11. Kemizt: 20

Kemizt has a great deal of potential. He is on the precipice of excelling to a whole different level and just needs to work on the structure of his bars and the originality of his np/wp's. If anything, he has demonstrated a remarkable aptitude for writing and budding creativity that Frank doesn't possess.

10. Killing Spree: 20

Spree had a rather tame performance, as I've seen him drop some amazeballs shit, but that shouldn't take away from his overall showing. There's a reason he made it into the top 10 and that has to do a lot with how well-prepared he came into Panic Room and how underwhelming Frank was.

9. Neighbor: 24

I wasn't quite sure whether Neighbor was Wavy Crockett or vice versa, but they both are pretty impressive. I opted to separate the 2 as there is no conclusive evidence to link them. Neighbor didn't use all 10 bars and still managed to make it in the top 10. He is a proven vet and should be a NC hof'er right now. 9th place isn't a horrible position to be in considering his reluctance to post the maximum, but he could of done much better. With that said, he did do much better than Frank.

8. Lotto Smirk: 47

Lotto did really well. I've taken a liking to the way he writes. The amount of stress he is going through right now is unimaginable, but he still brought some quality bars to the event. He finished 8th but it was a strong 8th place. Some of his bars were hit or miss but at least he didn't miss with every bar similar to Frank.

7. Infiltration: 48

Infilatration came here to win. He dropped some fire. If there had been a weaker field to compete against he would have surely found himself in a higher spot. For now he should feel proud and content with the reality that he was ranked 9 spots above Frank.

6. Unfukwitable: 50

The current reigning 1-2 champ went into the Panic Room with literally nothing to lose. He showed up ready to decimate the opposition and to validate his championship. Both of which he did rather well. He didn't even have to participate. But he did, and oh boy was it magical. Frank wasn't magical.

5. Flo Real: 52

Flo Real showed a tremendous amount of heart. Looking at his current record, one wouldn't have expected to see him ranked so high. He's in the top five. This is a holy shit moment. To think of all the talent he upset to get here, it's really quite astonishing. Frank should find great inspiration in what Flo Real managed to do here.

4. puravida: 54

Puravida was very much impressive with a run in Panic Room that I didn't anticipate. Not only is he comfortably in the top 5 but he showed that his inventiveness, wording, and conceptual oversight of each bar is far superior than Frank's inventiveness, wording, and conceptual oversight of each bar.

3. Destroyer: 62

Last time I held an event for the 1-2 Punch League, Destroyer was practically in the same position he is now. He is one of the finest textcees that I've had the privilege to know and I'm excited for the rest of you to know him in a similar way. He finds himself in the top 3, and earns a well deserved +1 to his record. While he did slip a couple times, his rebuttals were undoubtedly clever and helped solidify his position. I'm not privileged to know Frank.

2. Knux: 76

I would of had this mag posted sooner if I didn't have to do research to confirm Knux's identity. After hours of debate and personal reflection, I have decided that Knux is indeed NOT Knucklehead. This revelation had a huge effect on the final 2 rankings. Had Knux been Knucklehead, he would have won. However, knowing now what I wasn't aware of then, Knux ends up with a 2nd place finish, along with a guaranteed Contendership Match that he can cash in whenever he wants and a +3 to his record. This shouldn't demoralize Knux for two reasons: 1. his mistaken identity informs us that he is just as talented as Knucklehead and 2. he isn't Frank.

1. Meth: 82

I am pleased to announce the clear and decisive winner of the inaugural Panic Room event, Meth. Whatever controversy develops between the Knux/Meth 1st/2nd place finish, it should be acknowledged that he has earned this distinction with 10 superb bars that were dispersed wisely and used at the most opportune moments. The finale was so close that the end result could of honestly went either way. Meth has captivated our hearts and minds and souls and bodies for at least 2 decades and shows no signs of slowing down. Meth has earned himself a guaranteed Championship Match to use at his convenience and +5 wins to his record. When you look at his most recent achievements, champing the LLL over at RB and winning Panic Room here on NC, it's hard to deny that Meth deserves a monument sculpted from diamond and saturated in virgin blood. Frank deserves nothing.





Panic Room Winner: Meth

[Meth]

We in here!

Dope shit Broke

[Destroyer]

word
Originally Posted by Destroyer View Post
knux got them weak lines, that vegan shit. sugar-free & no gluten
name spells out what we'll wish for after he posts his 5 bars, a Knu ten

3/10 for that?????
hmmmmmmmmm

[~RustyGunZ~]

i thought that was heat.

I wish me n broke were better e-frenz doe

[~RustyGunZ~]

throwin mad shade

[Flow]

The constant frank references brought me.more.joy then the top 5 finish

[Meth]

Knu ten was dope imo

[Useless]

Fuck ur 5/10.

And fuck u, Frank

[Useless]

If I knew the wins went on our site record I would've participated and won...thought it was for the 1-2 record.

Smh @ broke for not clarifying that.

[BROKE LESNAR]

nah its just for 1-2 record

and sorry des im sick lol

[Destroyer]

lmao
fair enough

[Useless]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

nah its just for 1-2 record

and sorry des im sick lol

Then why did meth get em added to his site record?

That fuckin cheater

[Meth]

Oh I thought they were for site lol

I added them to me Knux and des

I will take them away now

[~RustyGunZ~]

gone @ if he was me he'd have won

didn't read it all but def not enough 8-9/10's, seemed like there were a looot of perfect scores and none these negros doing that much fire breathing

[BROKE LESNAR]

lmao