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Old 07-22-2019, 08:33 PM   #1
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Only thing that leaned me was the fake audience, shits a gnarly flop
You gotta put the laughs in after.. just like when anyone here reads a bar u drop
Awful dude. Creativity is nonexistent and all your material is abosulte nonsense
Should've known u weren't built for this. Karp never even used ur jokes for content
We've fuckin had it with u, if I ask who wants u gone it'd be the loudest roll call
This ain't the Watchmen, but I'll kill a Comedian & there'll be smiles for the whole fall
Fuck Alan, we already got one. Just gettin' this far makin ya chest pound
I'll give you another L here but you'll still be visibly inferior to my opponent next round
Won't waste bullets, just one shot for this trash - I got no love for cretins
Lined up - Make sure he's right in the Holloway, cus to be Frankie done this weekend
^that shit won me SC 8, mistake me & headshots leave ya dead here
'Cus if you ignore what I've done, best believe somethin' gonna fall on deaf ears

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Brutal. Aero & Cash were robbed, so I'll show u what a loaded K gone do
Survived them shots, but when I Klappa round 2 you'll die on stage no fuckin dejavu
Just fuckin' w/ ya, I wouldn't shoot a defenseless disabled kid for fun
If I'm waving arms in front of you to kill, it's suicide advice in your native tongue
Knew you were deaf but fuck, the Sloth ears & long cheeks is somethin instead
Ya girl said
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don't mind them
they think you handicap it's all in the head
...The bitch got it wrong, the handicap is all in the head
Hang you by your fuckin' neckpiece out the window til get up to speed son
If this Tike Lips off to me again I'll beat him 'til he's actually retarded enough to need one
This is dumb luck, a DQ & a fluke.. Verses are unoriginal & all around rat shit
This round I ACTUALLY wanted to pay my opponent off, & it had nothin to do w/ advancement
Aero had you beat in votes handily, it was politics & not skill based guy
You're not a Goldmember.. Austin Powers going back in time barelyyy let you skate by
We didn't forget Qualm. It's no MYSTERY here you'll get ripped & go to hell
MATICS POP - I'll put you in a box.. wait, you already did that & then shipped it to yourself
Shit was sad man. This mans thinkin' he gettin' play?? Who is he?
When this faggot says he's seen alotta Live Action this year, it's just profits for Disney
Ain't had a proper battle all tourney, now THIS? Dear Lord, plz be more transparent
I waited so long for an Answer to disappoint us all that you'd think we were ya parents
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Jessica has 2 cousins that can’t hear.. how this geek’s clowning me is a mystery
U keep putting deaf people down on the form.. So does ur wife w/ her family history
Seth the most autistic person on the board, his anger issues make em unstable and vicious
I wasn’t planning to bring up his kid.. But fuck, CPS would argue that’s a safer decision
Stop acting like you used to push coke, I know dealers that’s still in the hustle
When u were 17 telling people u Celibate its cuz no bitch was willing to fuck u
Fuck aim, my AK will spray every house on your block if you try to fuck with me
Trust me, The strays will take care of this bum like the dogs in Oliver & company
IDGAF if u got a 2nd baby on the way, run up on me & it’s end of the conversation
Try to mug me, u diluting - the shit ur already doin to the intelligence of the population
We’ll drive by and snuff u so fast ur neighbors won’t even see the car dip out
Potato sack racing - How ur body in a bag when we pull up w/ the arms then bounce
I keep the nine on me with 30 slugs that'll eat straight through ur intestines
U gone see me Raise a Milli then bang like Drake grooming Eleven
I’m the only person left that can beat Ryan, if Knuckle moves on then we screwed
If I lose we all know we gone end up with a BBW.. & nobody here wants to be u
We KNOW u paid barcotic to noshow, trynna bribe me? Forget it bastard
Only ginger I’d let give me a fiver under the table is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers
drive by putting slugs in ya window, hope u got safety drills that ur fam’s rehearsing
it's picture perfect but u'll be the one trynna hold the shutter when the Canon's bursting
Come to ya crib w/ the shotty blastin ur whole body out the side of the place
You’ll be takin a flight out the window so quick you’d think he had a fire escape
Whose bars better? Rephrase: How many days in July? after the tourney’s done
Everyone here gone be counting out Knuckle’s and sayin Answer’s 30 won
AR w/ the modified grip, silencer, the double drum & a lotta worse stuff
The gun got more accessories to MURDER than this site will when ur body turns up
Ur wife wanna bang at every hour of the night, that bitch be sleezy as fuck
That bitch like some water wings, got her wrapped around my arm keeping me up
I tell her how to fuck, where to put her legs.. she must be a contortionist too
The way she let me tell her what to do with her body that bitch is anti-abortion as u
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Only thing that leaned me was the fake audience, shits a gnarly flop
You gotta put the laughs in after.. just like when anyone here reads a bar u drop
gnarly flop... I get the punch it just isn't good
Awful dude. Creativity is nonexistent and all your material is abosulte nonsense
Should've known u weren't built for this. Karp never even used ur jokes for content
Karp, like Alvin Karpis? No way.
We've fuckin had it with u, if I ask who wants u gone it'd be the loudest roll call
This ain't the Watchmen, but I'll kill a Comedian & there'll be smiles for the whole fall
I'm going to assume in the Watchmen they killed a comedian. Punchline still doesn't hit.
Fuck Alan, we already got one. Just gettin' this far makin ya chest pound
I'll give you another L here but you'll still be visibly inferior to my opponent next round
This is a 2003 concept. ooo hoo add an L to your name..
Won't waste bullets, just one shot for this trash - I got no love for cretins
Lined up - Make sure he's right in the Holloway, cus to be Frankie done this weekend
this is cool. I like the way you used Hollow here.
^that shit won me SC 8, mistake me & headshots leave ya dead here
'Cus if you ignore what I've done, best believe somethin' gonna fall on deaf ears
obvious idiom play for Answer no bueno
Brutal. Aero & Cash were robbed, so I'll show u what a loaded K gone do
Survived them shots, but when I Klappa round 2 you'll die on stage no fuckin dejavu
okay
Just fuckin' w/ ya, I wouldn't shoot a defenseless disabled kid for fun
If I'm waving arms in front of you to kill, it's suicide advice in your native tongue
lol.. this was cool could've been dope
Knew you were deaf but fuck, the Sloth ears & long cheeks is somethin instead
...The bitch got it wrong, the handicap is all in the head
Didn't someone make the joke right then in the discussion thread?
Hang you by your fuckin' neckpiece out the window til get up to speed son
If this Tike Lips off to me again I'll beat him 'til he's actually retarded enough to need one
okay
This is dumb luck, a DQ & a fluke.. Verses are unoriginal & all around rat shit
This round I ACTUALLY wanted to pay my opponent off, & it had nothin to do w/ advancement
You wanted to pay him off bc you didn't think it was worth the battle? Help me out here.
Aero had you beat in votes handily, it was politics & not skill based guy
You're not a Goldmember.. Austin Powers going back in time barelyyy let you skate by
Any time my name gets mentioned the bar hits.. This was good
We didn't forget Qualm. It's no MYSTERY here you'll get ripped & go to hell
MATICS POP - I'll put you in a box.. wait, you already did that & then shipped it to yourself
Didn't see this coming from a mile away
Shit was sad man. This mans thinkin' he gettin' play?? Who is he?
When this faggot says he's seen alotta Live Action this year, it's just profits for Disney
no
Ain't had a proper battle all tourney, now THIS? Dear Lord, plz be more transparent
I waited so long for an Answer to disappoint us all that you'd think we were ya parents
Concept is playyyyed out




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Jessica has 2 cousins that can’t hear.. how this geek’s clowning me is a mystery
U keep putting deaf people down on the form.. So does ur wife w/ her family history
LOL sheesh.. what a hit.. personal to kinda offset his deaf angle.
Seth the most autistic person on the board, his anger issues make em unstable and vicious
I wasn’t planning to bring up his kid.. But fuck, CPS would argue that’s a safer decision
cool
Stop acting like you used to push coke, I know dealers that’s still in the hustle
When u were 17 telling people u Celibate its cuz no bitch was willing to fuck u
Dog... This might be the most PLAYED wordplay in history.. You have to know this.. I can't even.
Fuck aim, my AK will spray every house on your block if you try to fuck with me
Trust me, The strays will take care of this bum like the dogs in Oliver & company
fuego, good imagery
IDGAF if u got a 2nd baby on the way, run up on me & it’s end of the conversation
Try to mug me, u diluting - the shit ur already doin to the intelligence of the population
ALMOST but the punch itself was so 3rd grade insultish
We’ll drive by and snuff u so fast ur neighbors won’t even see the car dip out
Potato sack racing - How ur body in a bag when we pull up w/ the arms then bounce
I wanted to like it. The imagery's there but meh..
I keep the nine on me with 30 slugs that'll eat straight through ur intestines
U gone see me Raise a Milli then bang like Drake grooming Eleven
had to look up the reference.. this was cool but I'd warn against doing gossip site bars we dont pay attention like that
I’m the only person left that can beat Ryan, if Knuckle moves on then we screwed
If I lose we all know we gone end up with a BBW.. & nobody here wants to be u
Don demacro ((demarco)) OUCH
We KNOW u paid barcotic to noshow, trynna bribe me? Forget it bastard
Only ginger I’d let give me a fiver under the table is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers
if the amount was $5 this would hit
drive by putting slugs in ya window, hope u got safety drills that ur fam’s rehearsing
it's picture perfect but u'll be the one trynna hold the shutter when the Canon's bursting
okay
Come to ya crib w/ the shotty blastin ur whole body out the side of the place
You’ll be takin a flight out the window so quick you’d think he had a fire escape
setup didn't do anything for the punch
Whose bars better? Rephrase: How many days in July? after the tourney’s done
Everyone here gone be counting out Knuckle’s and sayin Answer’s 30 won
no one says whose bars are better no let me rephrase that how many days in July.... and this was a 2003 punch
AR w/ the modified grip, silencer, the double drum & a lotta worse stuff
The gun got more accessories to MURDER than this site will when ur body turns up
nope.. dont get it and dont care to
Ur wife wanna bang at every hour of the night, that bitch be sleezy as fuck
That bitch like some water wings, got her wrapped around my arm keeping me up
lazy
I tell her how to fuck, where to put her legs.. she must be a contortionist too
The way she let me tell her what to do with her body that bitch is anti-abortion as u
oh geez this was MEAAAN!!!


Answer had some stuff here. The bars that hit heavily outweighed Seth's verse. Won from a creative angle, used the personals better, had better gun bars, just overall outclassed Seth here.



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Only thing that leaned me was the fake audience, shits a gnarly flop
You gotta put the laughs in after.. just like when anyone here reads a bar u drop
.... aight cool
Awful dude. Creativity is nonexistent and all your material is abosulte nonsense
Should've known u weren't built for this. Karp never even used ur jokes for content
.... hell nah lol wtf this like a decade old
We've fuckin had it with u, if I ask who wants u gone it'd be the loudest roll call
This ain't the Watchmen, but I'll kill a Comedian & there'll be smiles for the whole fall
... concept is cool
Fuck Alan, we already got one. Just gettin' this far makin ya chest pound
I'll give you another L here but you'll still be visibly inferior to my opponent next round
.... nah . Don’t even think I get it
Won't waste bullets, just one shot for this trash - I got no love for cretins
Lined up - Make sure he's right in the Holloway, cus to be Frankie done this weekend
.....cool wps
^that shit won me SC 8, mistake me & headshots leave ya dead here
'Cus if you ignore what I've done, best believe somethin' gonna fall on deaf ears
....nice . Could of been way better

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=45514

Brutal. Aero & Cash were robbed, so I'll show u what a loaded K gone do
Survived them shots, but when I Klappa round 2 you'll die on stage no fuckin dejavu
....don’t get it
Just fuckin' w/ ya, I wouldn't shoot a defenseless disabled kid for fun
If I'm waving arms in front of you to kill, it's suicide advice in your native tongue
....ok
Knew you were deaf but fuck, the Sloth ears & long cheeks is somethin instead
Ya girl said

...The bitch got it wrong, the handicap is all in the head
...nah
Hang you by your fuckin' neckpiece out the window til get up to speed son
If this Tike Lips off to me again I'll beat him 'til he's actually retarded enough to need one
.... eh
This is dumb luck, a DQ & a fluke.. Verses are unoriginal & all around rat shit
This round I ACTUALLY wanted to pay my opponent off, & it had nothin to do w/ advancement
....no
Aero had you beat in votes handily, it was politics & not skill based guy
You're not a Goldmember.. Austin Powers going back in time barelyyy let you skate by
....nah
We didn't forget Qualm. It's no MYSTERY here you'll get ripped & go to hell
MATICS POP - I'll put you in a box.. wait, you already did that & then shipped it to yourself
.... lol
Shit was sad man. This mans thinkin' he gettin' play?? Who is he?
When this faggot says he's seen alotta Live Action this year, it's just profits for Disney
... what ?
Ain't had a proper battle all tourney, now THIS? Dear Lord, plz be more transparent
I waited so long for an Answer to disappoint us all that you'd think we were ya parents
... eh... ended it on a down spiral
Quote:
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Answers verse






Jessica has 2 cousins that can’t hear.. how this geek’s clowning me is a mystery
U keep putting deaf people down on the form.. So does ur wife w/ her family history
....eh
Seth the most autistic person on the board, his anger issues make em unstable and vicious
I wasn’t planning to bring up his kid.. But fuck, CPS would argue that’s a safer decision
... lol ok
Stop acting like you used to push coke, I know dealers that’s still in the hustle
When u were 17 telling people u Celibate its cuz no bitch was willing to fuck u
... played wp
Fuck aim, my AK will spray every house on your block if you try to fuck with me
Trust me, The strays will take care of this bum like the dogs in Oliver & company
...never saw it
IDGAF if u got a 2nd baby on the way, run up on me & it’s end of the conversation
Try to mug me, u diluting - the shit ur already doin to the intelligence of the population
... good wp
We’ll drive by and snuff u so fast ur neighbors won’t even see the car dip out
Potato sack racing - How ur body in a bag when we pull up w/ the arms then bounce
... wow that’s fire
I keep the nine on me with 30 slugs that'll eat straight through ur intestines
U gone see me Raise a Milli then bang like Drake grooming Eleven
....ok
I’m the only person left that can beat Ryan, if Knuckle moves on then we screwed
If I lose we all know we gone end up with a BBW.. & nobody here wants to be u
..., lmao nice
We KNOW u paid barcotic to noshow, trynna bribe me? Forget it bastard
Only ginger I’d let give me a fiver under the table is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers
... eh
drive by putting slugs in ya window, hope u got safety drills that ur fam’s rehearsing
it's picture perfect but u'll be the one trynna hold the shutter when the Canon's bursting
...nah
Come to ya crib w/ the shotty blastin ur whole body out the side of the place
You’ll be takin a flight out the window so quick you’d think he had a fire escape
..: dope
Whose bars better? Rephrase: How many days in July? after the tourney’s done
Everyone here gone be counting out Knuckle’s and sayin Answer’s 30 won
... ok
AR w/ the modified grip, silencer, the double drum & a lotta worse stuff
The gun got more accessories to MURDER than this site will when ur body turns up
... dope
Ur wife wanna bang at every hour of the night, that bitch be sleezy as fuck
That bitch like some water wings, got her wrapped around my arm keeping me up... wow fire
I tell her how to fuck, where to put her legs.. she must be a contortionist too
The way she let me tell her what to do with her body that bitch is anti-abortion as u... sick


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going to try and be very thorough as this is the semi's

1-3: a really bad concept or horribly played idea
4-5: low tier decent bars, a played nameplay with an okayish flip or a fresh but unenjoyable concept to me type bar
6-7: solid jabs and punches.. good but not great bars
8: a bar i quite enjoy and think is dope
9: a reallll dope bar/concept/execution OH SHIT type bar
10: best bar/concept i've ever seen type shit



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Only thing that leaned me was the fake audience, shits a gnarly flop
You gotta put the laughs in after.. just like when anyone here reads a bar u drop
solid/dece personal jab to open 6/10
Awful dude. Creativity is nonexistent and all your material is abosulte nonsense
Should've known u weren't built for this. Karp never even used ur jokes for content
lol funnyish site reference punch.. impact is weak and not hard hitting but i smirked, solid jab 6/10
We've fuckin had it with u, if I ask who wants u gone it'd be the loudest roll call
This ain't the Watchmen, but I'll kill a Comedian & there'll be smiles for the whole fall
ehhh.. decently enjoyable comedian concept & personal punch.. another solid jab 6/10
Fuck Alan, we already got one. Just gettin' this far makin ya chest pound
I'll give you another L here but you'll still be visibly inferior to my opponent next round
I like this conceptually / as an angle.. applies well to the current state of the tourney/site however the way it's done just falls kindve flat to me... 'visibly inferior' i dunno just didnt really pop... solid concept and jab tho 6/10
Won't waste bullets, just one shot for this trash - I got no love for cretins
Lined up - Make sure he's right in the Holloway, cus to be Frankie done this weekend
pretty cool wp and concept... right in the holloway reads a bit awkward but i think this was done about as well as it could be.. cool fresh wp i dig it 7/10
^that shit won me SC 8, mistake me & headshots leave ya dead here
'Cus if you ignore what I've done, best believe somethin' gonna fall on deaf ears
fall on deaf ears as an idiom play I recall done on him a lot on the past.. the headshots ‘falling’ tie in here is a bit meh as well, needed to be developed differently 5/10
Brutal. Aero & Cash were robbed, so I'll show u what a loaded K gone do
Survived them shots, but when I Klappa round 2 you'll die on stage no fuckin dejavu
smooth wp and good personal hit, liked the round 2 tie in.. nice bar 8/10
Just fuckin' w/ ya, I wouldn't shoot a defenseless disabled kid for fun
If I'm waving arms in front of you to kill, it's suicide advice in your native tongue
meh waving harms/talk with the hands has been done against him in the past, as well in just standard metas as sign language plays.. kid for fun / tive tounge is off.. it’s an obvious play that is okay 6/10
Knew you were deaf but fuck, the Sloth ears & long cheeks is somethin instead
...The bitch got it wrong, the handicap is all in the head
decent jab status on his ears, solid shot but the wording could’ve been harsher and it's pretty statementish without really feeling the swag 6/10
Hang you by your fuckin' neckpiece out the window til get up to speed son
If this Tike Lips off to me again I'll beat him 'til he's actually retarded enough to need one
noooo… direction of the bar is all over the place and the wp is forced and awkward.. this one is a bad miss all around 2/10
This is dumb luck, a DQ & a fluke.. Verses are unoriginal & all around rat shit
This round I ACTUALLY wanted to pay my opponent off, & it had nothin to do w/ advancement
cool hit off a current site and tourney factor.. I cant help but feel like the wording is pretty weak here , but jab status for how it applies 6/10
Aero had you beat in votes handily, it was politics & not skill based guy
You're not a Goldmember.. Austin Powers going back in time barelyyy let you skate by
lol you're not a goldmember seems a bit fillerish as a wp/tie in... we don;t have gold silver, bronze members etc lol.. cant recall seeing an Austin Powers np before for aero tho, recycling personal is done solidly here.. feels like a 6/10
We didn't forget Qualm. It's no MYSTERY here you'll get ripped & go to hell
MATICS POP - I'll put you in a box.. wait, you already did that & then shipped it to yourself
perhaps I’m missing a personal hear in regards to his qualm alias.. but as read mehh, a fairly straightforward box play in relation to a mystery ref in the set-up, its okay 5/10
Shit was sad man. This mans thinkin' he gettin' play?? Who is he?
When this faggot says he's seen alotta Live Action this year, it's just profits for Disney
lol this was cool.. haven’t seen a live action comment like this before, enjoyed this 8/10
Ain't had a proper battle all tourney, now THIS? Dear Lord, plz be more transparent
I waited so long for an Answer to disappoint us all that you'd think we were ya parents
ehh okay nameplay, dece swag and tourney ref noted but it seems like a bit of a throwaway filler bar 5/10


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Jessica has 2 cousins that can’t hear.. how this geek’s clowning me is a mystery
U keep putting deaf people down on the form.. So does ur wife w/ her family history
lol love the personal shot here, great angle.. but form/forum is a bit of a reach which bumps this down to a 6 it’s just not smooth… jab status 6/10
Seth the most autistic person on the board, his anger issues make em unstable and vicious
I wasn’t planning to bring up his kid.. But fuck, CPS would argue that’s a safer decision
lol this was worded very well.. the misdirection was enjoyable, nice bar hits well 8/10
Stop acting like you used to push coke, I know dealers that’s still in the hustle
When u were 17 telling people u Celibate its cuz no bitch was willing to fuck u
nah very played wordplay.. the personal tie in and great wording till made this enjoyable, but I cant look past the fact it’s a very unoriginal angle and wp 3/10
Fuck aim, my AK will spray every house on your block if you try to fuck with me
Trust me, The strays will take care of this bum like the dogs in Oliver & company
cool gb concept that was creative & I haven’t seen before..8/10
IDGAF if u got a 2nd baby on the way, run up on me & it’s end of the conversation
Try to mug me, u diluting - the shit ur already doin to the intelligence of the population
nice wordplay and flip on the angle, but I already did it a few months ago.. so the overall impact and feeling of freshness for me personally isn’t there 5/10
We’ll drive by and snuff u so fast ur neighbors won’t even see the car dip out
Potato sack racing - How ur body in a bag when we pull up w/ the arms then bounce
niice.. another dope gb that is creative and I haven’t seen before 8/10
I keep the nine on me with 30 slugs that'll eat straight through ur intestines
U gone see me Raise a Milli then bang like Drake grooming Eleven
lol pretty cool concept that is fresh.. dig it 7/10
I’m the only person left that can beat Ryan, if Knuckle moves on then we screwed
If I lose we all know we gone end up with a BBW.. & nobody here wants to be u
haha this is jokes, is creative and a good site ref to the current tourney, and worded very well to be a personal hit.. bar of the battle 9/10
We KNOW u paid barcotic to noshow, trynna bribe me? Forget it bastard
Only ginger I’d let give me a fiver under the table is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers
lol pretty solid.. more creative and slightly enjoyable then seths pay off bar 7/10
drive by putting slugs in ya window, hope u got safety drills that ur fam’s rehearsing
it's picture perfect but u'll be the one trynna hold the shutter when the Canon's bursting
coolish gp and concept.. not wowing but solid 6/10
Come to ya crib w/ the shotty blastin ur whole body out the side of the place
You’ll be takin a flight out the window so quick you’d think he had a fire escape
lol the imagery is cool, as is the wording, but feels kinda basic and not as enjoyable in succession and in comparison to the others.. 5/10
Whose bars better? Rephrase: How many days in July? after the tourney’s done
Everyone here gone be counting out Knuckle’s and sayin Answer’s 30 won
I didn’t like this angle at first but its kinda cool upon reread.. jab status tho 6/10
AR w/ the modified grip, silencer, the double drum & a lotta worse stuff
The gun got more accessories to MURDER than this site will when ur body turns up
coolish gun bar with some swag, the wordings very well done which carries this but the punch itself is meh and not impactful to e 5/10
Ur wife wanna bang at every hour of th5/10e night, that bitch be sleezy as fuck
That bitch like some water wings, got her wrapped around my arm keeping me up
lol funny I like the keeping me up tie in and pretty creative overall 7/10
I tell her how to fuck, where to put her legs.. she must be a contortionist too
The way she let me tell her what to do with her body that bitch is anti-abortion as u
lol good follow-up chick bar on the personal play.. setup was dope 7/10


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I believe i've added correctly... Overall a pretty cool battle and read.
Both competitors have one terrible bar that pretty much counteract each other.. On the whole my impression is Seth's verse is good and he was pretty consistent throughout in landing personal jabs that were solid.. but he's referenced many times he labored through writing this verse which I can kinda see.. the personals were plentiful and the angles pretty cool i think he put forth a good effort here.. difference is on the whole ANswer's concepts were simply just more enjoyable to me, and he had the higher highs while also being pretty consistent throughout.. Probably had 3 best bars of the battle and i think that's what pushed him over the edge here
I truly wouldn't be surprised if Seth won as he was consistent and had the more personal verse .. it's closer to me than what i've seen others say, but yeah i do have Answer with the slightly better verse here... props to both

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Awful dude. Creativity is nonexistent and all your material is abosulte nonsense
Should've known u weren't built for this. Karp never even used ur jokes for content
We've fuckin had it with u, if I ask who wants u gone it'd be the loudest roll call
This ain't the Watchmen, but I'll kill a Comedian & there'll be smiles for the whole fall
Fuck Alan, we already got one. Just gettin' this far makin ya chest pound
I'll give you another L here but you'll still be visibly inferior to my opponent next round
Won't waste bullets, just one shot for this trash - I got no love for cretins
Lined up - Make sure he's right in the Holloway, cus to be Frankie done this weekend
^that shit won me SC 8, mistake me & headshots leave ya dead here
'Cus if you ignore what I've done, best believe somethin' gonna fall on deaf ears


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IDGAF if u got a 2nd baby on the way, run up on me & it’s end of the conversation


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