Midnight Masochist

Universe · 12-07-2021, 08:28 PM

"Every writer, without exception, is a masochist, a sadist, a peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a narcissist, an 'injustice collector' and a depressed person constantly haunted by fears of unproductivity." - Edmund Bergler

......

I awoke on this site hidden, my head spinning with regret
Like the stroke of midnight this is the beginning of the end
The last hurrah for a minute, in fact I'm gone if this glitches
But I'll go to bat for you in a pinch like Dracula when he switches
Battle lines drawn cause evictions, you're like to hell with rent
Got such a bullet-ridden-house it should come with a verdict of self defense
I had my reservations; It's likely I'm supposed to vent
Exculpatory... I'll scalp a story until it's a diatribe of bones again
Snap out of it like hypnosis; I'm whistleblowing like Edward Snowden did
Not to add fuel to the fire but I'm damn sure stoked for this
Take some loss n' jizz like sick masochists - I'm low key, private
Prone to violence like a lone sniper on his belly, scoped and silent
Come out of hiding like a glory hole - I'm not the Olympic sport type
I ain't trying to meddle... I'll settle for just being forthright
Holier than thou in all walks of life; Run of the mill is sure lame
I went to the well one too many times but I'll still never change
Too straightforward for a good turnout... Your feeble text is basic
With flaws more pronounced than learning a second language
Want to belong? Suit yourself like how Slender Man was created
I'm killing you all softly before I tender my resignation
Watched The Cove vid during Covid, fishing for facts to get a rating
You're like, "This new variant is crazy...' Yeah dude, very entertaining
When debating top ten, you must've fell through the list weightless
Cuz 'you nowhere close' like my Spanish maid telling me to get naked (don't ask)
Call me land lore'd like Aquaman; Every sentence a strange message
But without general maintenance don't expect rent from your main tenants
Lets meet in the middle like Tenet, two misfits converging
You so by the numbers you might as well be stitching up jerseys
A dark past injures dark passengers - The secret is dually noted
When truly focused I'm effective immediately like a two week notice
I'll give you sleeper's L's if you lay dormant... You barely make a move
Your perp-is always called into question like interrogation rooms
You heard "rain check", went to windows and started peeking through
Every drop you do leads to problematic clues like leaky roofs
Problem attic clues... You look confused but I'm not gonna diss you
I'm in between PR nightmares, you can call this a miscue...
Whichever pursuit stems from this just know I supplied the root
Go out on a limb for me, I'm talking infantry like "I am Groot"
I think these threads are stripped... I had a hunch that a screw is loose
Last time I hit a snag was a punch to your protruding tooth
I'll thin the herd like hearing aids, watch the masses turn to crews
Why give you a second thought... I think only half hazard of you...
I'm in-during this like house arrest, rip off the cuff like a damaged wrist
Up to my old shenanigans like Chris Watts killing Shenann again
How'd I hand you a loss yet you still don't know you're beatable?
I must've pulled Ruggs out from under you like a totalled vehicle
You can't produce fire in the booth, shouldn't even be next to speakers
I should hire you as my masseuse, you attention seeker...
I'm here to observe, not to get myself off in this media
Killing these words, dissecting topics - Call me John Wikipedia (ha)
Those who preach solutions have wisdom they don't want to impart
But I'm a foursome to do it like playing 18 holes with a cart
Netcees sing my praises - Throw party's, strands and confetti
Or I'm a Rap Royalty like Egyptian Gods - get the bandages ready
That shit's so 'gaudy' it's like a higher power... I'll get a little smaller
Religion conquered, I'll make a Christian ponder like that Viking's signal caller
I'm still married, odd... For a myriad of reasons a prostitute is better
Stay a known boss like a great blow job - That head honcho life forever
Every consonant's incredible from this consummate professional
All these topics on a pedestal but a lot of them too general
You're three sheets to the wind... Me too except I'm preparing to sail
The secret to success is to TRULY not care if you fail
You a shell of your former self like a hoarder's home cleared
I'm a cornerstone here; You just on the corner stoned, weird
Inflammatory remarks get shots of cortisone, still it isn't real
Every story arch a texture so what I'm building you can feel
My defining moment in text terms is ALWAYS being lyrically sublime
Your defining moment just like Webster's, a "very brief period of time"
I've crossed the line, borderline criminal that you birds can't stand
I'm feeling Reeve-idolized like original Superman fans
Damn that awful sig's a stretch, try not to be that blatant dude
Just call us your father's cigarettes... We all ash-aimed at you
Or of you, oops... Fuck it, I'm in no hurry to restore rhymes
My mistakes are more coherent than your most perfectly formed line
And I got the time... so I'll write slower, making it fit
Until everything comes Tua standstill like Tagovailoa facing a blitz
Claim you have punches saved up so hit me with 'em you coward dork
I didn't sign up to be your sounding board, plus to me you're sounding bored
You dragged through outskirts like browsing porn, now you hitchhiking alone
Your lines stick out like a sore thumb yet never drive the point home
Bro ya spit's suspect like DNA you struggle to withhold
Plus those gun bars take forever to load... It musket pretty old
I'm better than you and you know it; No matchup made competes kid
I was passed the present & future long before Maxwell Jacob Freidman
It's foretold like a trilogy's sequel; You'll be laid out right before me
But calling me a hyper bully is hyperbole since I am more geek...
Why keep crying tears over criteria few may meet?
Only time you got assured of a W is wearing a Wu-Tang T
A shirt of a... Screw it, I know some are clever as me
But check my track record - beating me is something no one ever repeats
Think I'm wrong? Keep dreaming before inception's complete
Remember you sheep...

You'll never wake a person who's pretending to sleep...

Until next time.

12-07-2021, 08:28 PM	#1
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 999 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178702	Midnight Masochist "Every writer, without exception, is a masochist, a sadist, a peeping Tom, an exhibitionist, a narcissist, an 'injustice collector' and a depressed person constantly haunted by fears of unproductivity." - Edmund Bergler ...... I awoke on this site hidden, my head spinning with regret Like the stroke of midnight this is the beginning of the end The last hurrah for a minute, in fact I'm gone if this glitches But I'll go to bat for you in a pinch like Dracula when he switches Battle lines drawn cause evictions, you're like to hell with rent Got such a bullet-ridden-house it should come with a verdict of self defense I had my reservations; It's likely I'm supposed to vent Exculpatory... I'll scalp a story until it's a diatribe of bones again Snap out of it like hypnosis; I'm whistleblowing like Edward Snowden did Not to add fuel to the fire but I'm damn sure stoked for this Take some loss n' jizz like sick masochists - I'm low key, private Prone to violence like a lone sniper on his belly, scoped and silent Come out of hiding like a glory hole - I'm not the Olympic sport type I ain't trying to meddle... I'll settle for just being forthright Holier than thou in all walks of life; Run of the mill is sure lame I went to the well one too many times but I'll still never change Too straightforward for a good turnout... Your feeble text is basic With flaws more pronounced than learning a second language Want to belong? Suit yourself like how Slender Man was created I'm killing you all softly before I tender my resignation Watched The Cove vid during Covid, fishing for facts to get a rating You're like, "This new variant is crazy...' Yeah dude, very entertaining When debating top ten, you must've fell through the list weightless Cuz 'you nowhere close' like my Spanish maid telling me to get naked (don't ask) Call me land lore'd like Aquaman; Every sentence a strange message But without general maintenance don't expect rent from your main tenants Lets meet in the middle like Tenet, two misfits converging You so by the numbers you might as well be stitching up jerseys A dark past injures dark passengers - The secret is dually noted When truly focused I'm effective immediately like a two week notice I'll give you sleeper's L's if you lay dormant... You barely make a move Your perp-is always called into question like interrogation rooms You heard "rain check", went to windows and started peeking through Every drop you do leads to problematic clues like leaky roofs Problem attic clues... You look confused but I'm not gonna diss you I'm in between PR nightmares, you can call this a miscue... Whichever pursuit stems from this just know I supplied the root Go out on a limb for me, I'm talking infantry like "I am Groot" I think these threads are stripped... I had a hunch that a screw is loose Last time I hit a snag was a punch to your protruding tooth I'll thin the herd like hearing aids, watch the masses turn to crews Why give you a second thought... I think only half hazard of you... I'm in-during this like house arrest, rip off the cuff like a damaged wrist Up to my old shenanigans like Chris Watts killing Shenann again How'd I hand you a loss yet you still don't know you're beatable? I must've pulled Ruggs out from under you like a totalled vehicle You can't produce fire in the booth, shouldn't even be next to speakers I should hire you as my masseuse, you attention seeker... I'm here to observe, not to get myself off in this media Killing these words, dissecting topics - Call me John Wikipedia (ha) Those who preach solutions have wisdom they don't want to impart But I'm a foursome to do it like playing 18 holes with a cart Netcees sing my praises - Throw party's, strands and confetti Or I'm a Rap Royalty like Egyptian Gods - get the bandages ready That shit's so 'gaudy' it's like a higher power... I'll get a little smaller Religion conquered, I'll make a Christian ponder like that Viking's signal caller I'm still married, odd... For a myriad of reasons a prostitute is better Stay a known boss like a great blow job - That head honcho life forever Every consonant's incredible from this consummate professional All these topics on a pedestal but a lot of them too general You're three sheets to the wind... Me too except I'm preparing to sail The secret to success is to TRULY not care if you fail You a shell of your former self like a hoarder's home cleared I'm a cornerstone here; You just on the corner stoned, weird Inflammatory remarks get shots of cortisone, still it isn't real Every story arch a texture so what I'm building you can feel My defining moment in text terms is ALWAYS being lyrically sublime Your defining moment just like Webster's, a "very brief period of time" I've crossed the line, borderline criminal that you birds can't stand I'm feeling Reeve-idolized like original Superman fans Damn that awful sig's a stretch, try not to be that blatant dude Just call us your father's cigarettes... We all ash-aimed at you Or of you, oops... Fuck it, I'm in no hurry to restore rhymes My mistakes are more coherent than your most perfectly formed line And I got the time... so I'll write slower, making it fit Until everything comes Tua standstill like Tagovailoa facing a blitz Claim you have punches saved up so hit me with 'em you coward dork I didn't sign up to be your sounding board, plus to me you're sounding bored You dragged through outskirts like browsing porn, now you hitchhiking alone Your lines stick out like a sore thumb yet never drive the point home Bro ya spit's suspect like DNA you struggle to withhold Plus those gun bars take forever to load... It musket pretty old I'm better than you and you know it; No matchup made competes kid I was passed the present & future long before Maxwell Jacob Freidman It's foretold like a trilogy's sequel; You'll be laid out right before me But calling me a hyper bully is hyperbole since I am more geek... Why keep crying tears over criteria few may meet? Only time you got assured of a W is wearing a Wu-Tang T A shirt of a... Screw it, I know some are clever as me But check my track record - beating me is something no one ever repeats Think I'm wrong? Keep dreaming before inception's complete Remember you sheep... You'll never wake a person who's pretending to sleep... Until next time. __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..