[Round 2] 1. Stamps vs 7. Bars -- Stamps advances

[Answer]

6 lines per PERSON. That's 12 lines per TEAM no more & no less
If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 12 lines. 12 is the absolute minimum.
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@Blue Bayou @UPN Zuch @Barcotic @Lars

[Blue Bayou]

Barcotic/Cronus/Scout/Punch/Hollywood/Lars/Diablo/Baron Mynd... holy shit you guys are losers



Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him
first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption
you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button
i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag
we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have
a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts
wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart
alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements
and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck

[Answer]

Diablo/Barc verse against Blue/Zuch

With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match
…until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps
Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes
You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White
Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride
Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise.
I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms
to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance.
For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry
It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…

[evaD]

Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him
Lol nice
first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption
you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button
Damn
i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
Lol
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
Nice
Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag
we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have
Cool
a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts
wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart
Lol and lol at gothic farts
alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements
and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott
Top pick bit of a reach
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck
Nice





With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match
…until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps
Wording doesn’t quite work.. would you be caught in a hobby or caught doing a hobby?
Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes
You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White
Wp is cool rhyme is a bit off
Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
Lol like it
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
Lmao
Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride
Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise.
Ok
I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms
to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance.
Lol ok but never heard that expression
For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry
It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies
Nah
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…
Decent


Both had hits and misses but blue zuch more consistent and I’m assuming blue at the start of their verse killed it especially. Breaking up meth got a laugh out of me though, nicely worded

Vote - stamps

[Answer]

Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him

cool, kinda funny. im sure the general idea has been done more than once but this is technically sound. 7/10

first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption
you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button

its a relevant personal, but the benjamin button thing has def been done a lot. still solid based on execution/wording. 7/10

i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December

lol funny & original. not really a devastating haymaker but i dig it. 8/10

Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect

ive personally never seen this done before, it probably wouldve been fire to me even if it werent a relevant name flip. 9/10

Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag
we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have

maybe im missing a tie in between the chromosome and property. this ones a miss to me. 6/10

a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts
wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart

not really digging this one. 6/10

alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements
and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott

not really hard hitting for me but funny. 7/10

talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck

cool closer. 8/10

58/80 -- 72.5%


With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match
…until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps

not really sure where 'stamps' ties in. is this some kind of slang term in the necrophiliac community? eh. 6/10

Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes
You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White

not seeing the breaking bad tie in, wp is alright but this is incomplete. 6/10

Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense

funny and original, cool. 8/10

Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth

cool. 8/10

Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride
Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise.

not really feeling this one but it's ok. 7/10

I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms
to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance.

eh, theres a couple parts of this that feel like a reach. I'm willing to accept accept "nose blind" as an idiom for not being able to smell, but if someone gets stabbed in the eye with a nose, they're not gonna call themselves "nose blind". They'd just be blind. 6/10

For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry
It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies

not feeling it. 6/10

Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…

I like this. 8/10

55/80 -- 68.75%


blue/zuch highlights
i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck


lars/barc highlights
Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…


bluechip prospect was def bar of the battle for me, but if I were to rank my next favorites I think id have barc/lars with spots 2 - 4. The main determinant in this battle definitely came down to consistency. Bars just had more lines that were misses to me

v/ stamps

[Fracture]

blue and matt win this is this even a question sorry lars lmao yuck

[Saint]

i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
Lke Elliott
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck


Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…

Quoted the standouts for each. Blues first two were cool/had a personal edge. Lars dog eat dog while fresh idea tbh but just didnt come together. I feel being a topical guy the wording isnt as harsh to me, sometimes... with that said i have Blues team with the better hits.

v stamps

[Aero]

Stamps:

Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him
A bit predictable... Okay
first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption
you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button
worded well, good idea
i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December
13 kills in a month huh, all while pulling on thongs on drugs.. impressive tbh... Counting Cros... alright, kinda silly line
Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches
if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect
dope idea, could've been harsher..
Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag
we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have
meh, and I get it
a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts
wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart
gothic farts for a setup multi? LOL... so all the periodic elements make up Lars mouth, lol this is a miss
alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements
and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott
then you went on in your setup to explain the previous bar lol... zeke punch unless there's more to it is not good
talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough
oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck
like the multis.. punch was okay


Bars:

With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match
…until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps
idgi, if text battling is the hobby then huh? wouldnt be caught fucking dead? Is that like the thing? Like you wouldnt be caught fucking a dead person? I'd hope not?
Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes
You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White
this is kinda terrible
Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence
I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense
LOL yo this concept is good. Could be worded harsher and funnier
Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead
breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth
again, the concept is dope but the execution is slightly off
Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride
Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise.
two idiomatic phrases in the punchline usually doesn't work and it doesnt here
I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms
to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance.
nah man.. nah
For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry
It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies
cute but doesn't hit
Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down
to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around…
hahaha. dig it



Cute battle. It's very close so I may have to do a number system to figure out who won. Okay so I wont have to do a number system. Stamps won bc theire misses weren't as bad. The dong line was awesome though.

[Answer]

5 - 0 favoring stamps