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Dadcees - advice needed please
Our children keep finding their Christmas presents that we've hidden around the house. Someone suggested I put them up the attic, so I did that last night.
I literally had no sleep as all I could hear were them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let back down etc Any other suggestions please?
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12-03-2021, 06:37 AM
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Gags/duct tape.
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12-03-2021, 06:42 AM
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Just don’t get them shit
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12-03-2021, 09:27 AM
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Just figure it out
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12-03-2021, 10:02 AM
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do you need to borrow my laugh track lars
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12-03-2021, 12:41 PM
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12-03-2021, 01:10 PM
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He / Him / His
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people, the joke is that he put his kids in the attic. for fucks sake
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12-03-2021, 03:39 PM
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just pull off an Amen
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12-03-2021, 04:01 PM
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Great dad joke
I laughed
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12-04-2021, 04:50 PM
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As-salamu alaykum!
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12-05-2021, 05:00 PM
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gone larsa heard this @ work and sed wait till the bois on nc hear bout dis heehe
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Other nonsensical word pairings here as well
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12-06-2021, 01:35 PM
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As-salamu alaykum!
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only a vaxd nigga would think no1 else got the joke give it a rest chap |
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