01-14-2022, 06:13 AM | #1 |
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[Round 2] 1. Stamps vs 7. Bars -- Stamps advances
6 lines per PERSON. That's 12 lines per TEAM no more & no less
If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 12 lines. 12 is the absolute minimum. ----------------------------------------------------------- Check in by 1/19/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy ----------------------------------------------------------- Verses due Friday, 1/21/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern) It's a lot of time and not a lot of lines, don't ask for extensions ----------------------------------------------------------- All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.) If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted. Don't bitch about votes. If you have any complaints, PM me directly and I will assess the situation. Votes without explanations or that appear to be aliases will not be accepted @Blue Bayou @UPN Zuch @Barcotic @Lars Last edited by Answer; 01-14-2022 at 06:18 AM. |
01-22-2022, 11:54 AM | #2 |
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Barcotic/Cronus/Scout/Punch/Hollywood/Lars/Diablo/Baron Mynd... holy shit you guys are losers
Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck
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01-22-2022, 08:53 PM | #3 |
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Diablo/Barc verse against Blue/Zuch
With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match …until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise. I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance. For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… Last edited by Answer; 01-22-2022 at 09:06 PM. |
01-24-2022, 02:31 AM | #4 |
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Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him Lol nice first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button Damn i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December Lol Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect Nice Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have Cool a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart Lol and lol at gothic farts alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott Top pick bit of a reach talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck Nice With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match …until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps Wording doesn’t quite work.. would you be caught in a hobby or caught doing a hobby? Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White Wp is cool rhyme is a bit off Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense Lol like it Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth Lmao Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise. Ok I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance. Lol ok but never heard that expression For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies Nah Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… Decent Both had hits and misses but blue zuch more consistent and I’m assuming blue at the start of their verse killed it especially. Breaking up meth got a laugh out of me though, nicely worded Vote - stamps
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01-24-2022, 08:52 AM | #5 |
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Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons
sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him cool, kinda funny. im sure the general idea has been done more than once but this is technically sound. 7/10 first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button its a relevant personal, but the benjamin button thing has def been done a lot. still solid based on execution/wording. 7/10 i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December lol funny & original. not really a devastating haymaker but i dig it. 8/10 Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect ive personally never seen this done before, it probably wouldve been fire to me even if it werent a relevant name flip. 9/10 Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have maybe im missing a tie in between the chromosome and property. this ones a miss to me. 6/10 a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart not really digging this one. 6/10 alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott not really hard hitting for me but funny. 7/10 talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck cool closer. 8/10 58/80 -- 72.5% With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match …until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps not really sure where 'stamps' ties in. is this some kind of slang term in the necrophiliac community? eh. 6/10 Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White not seeing the breaking bad tie in, wp is alright but this is incomplete. 6/10 Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense funny and original, cool. 8/10 Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth cool. 8/10 Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise. not really feeling this one but it's ok. 7/10 I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance. eh, theres a couple parts of this that feel like a reach. I'm willing to accept accept "nose blind" as an idiom for not being able to smell, but if someone gets stabbed in the eye with a nose, they're not gonna call themselves "nose blind". They'd just be blind. 6/10 For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies not feeling it. 6/10 Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… I like this. 8/10 55/80 -- 68.75% blue/zuch highlights i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck lars/barc highlights Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… bluechip prospect was def bar of the battle for me, but if I were to rank my next favorites I think id have barc/lars with spots 2 - 4. The main determinant in this battle definitely came down to consistency. Bars just had more lines that were misses to me v/ stamps |
01-24-2022, 09:23 PM | #6 |
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blue and matt win this is this even a question sorry lars lmao yuck
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01-25-2022, 01:50 AM | #7 |
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i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders
his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect Lke Elliott talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… Quoted the standouts for each. Blues first two were cool/had a personal edge. Lars dog eat dog while fresh idea tbh but just didnt come together. I feel being a topical guy the wording isnt as harsh to me, sometimes... with that said i have Blues team with the better hits. v stamps |
01-25-2022, 01:38 PM | #8 |
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Sway in The Morning to us is a dope show where flows are weapons sway in the morning to Barc is setting an alarm to argue the first vote against him A bit predictable... Okay first ur reppin n’ stuntin but then a vote comes & it’s met w/ eruption you turn into a baby as time goes on…next alias is Benjamin Button worded well, good idea i had 13 kills last month while pulling down thongs on benders his mom remembers. if we’re Counting Cro’s.. let’s just say it was A Longgg December 13 kills in a month huh, all while pulling on thongs on drugs.. impressive tbh... Counting Cros... alright, kinda silly line Stamps’ll pistol whip a set then rob those dude’s swiss watches if Scouts Clocking anyone w/ a Gun.. the pitcher is a bluechip prospect dope idea, could've been harsher.. Lars the fat ugly broke midget with no assets, and probably a fag we could talk about the extra chromosome but it’s literally the only property you have meh, and I get it a rusted grill and bad breath that smells like gothic farts wanna know what melts in Lars’ mouth? Brb lemme grab a periodic chart gothic farts for a setup multi? LOL... so all the periodic elements make up Lars mouth, lol this is a miss alkali metals and noble gases, we talkin’ real elements and stop calling your wife a “top pick” just because she looks like Zeke Elliott then you went on in your setup to explain the previous bar lol... zeke punch unless there's more to it is not good talk “meaningful topicals” but your track record’s shoddy & rough oddly enough - the only Deep Free’s ur known for is the morgue bodies you fuck like the multis.. punch was okay Bars: With me it’s straight gore and rape porn, I was at a loss for this match …until I realised, I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead in a hobby with Stamps idgi, if text battling is the hobby then huh? wouldnt be caught fucking dead? Is that like the thing? Like you wouldnt be caught fucking a dead person? I'd hope not? Zuch babymom is a baghead. There were warning signs before your eyes You should have known when she redecorated to change the color of the Walter White this is kinda terrible Blue struggled conceiving. I’ve 2 kids, 9 months apart, quit with the pretence I’ve got a huge dong that makes yours sound more like a cymbal of suspense LOL yo this concept is good. Could be worded harsher and funnier Zuch relationships dead, love of his life got a glass dick to play with instead breaking ups hard to do with kids around. Even more so when what she’s breaking up’s meth again, the concept is dope but the execution is slightly off Blue clearly spends more time here than near his sense of pride Your kids a chip off the old block. Just a notch on the bedpost you barely even recognise. two idiomatic phrases in the punchline usually doesn't work and it doesnt here I’ve had corona, Zuch. The lack of taste and smell and all its symptoms to you Nose Blind is just what you render every neighbour within walking distance. nah man.. nah For Blue it’s sex monthly, no tits unless the little one gets hungry It’s a dog eat dog world and this boozehound can’t even get his mouth round her chest puppies cute but doesn't hit Zuch used the NBL instead of getting help when feeling so down to keep mum means stay silent. Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up she’d still be around… hahaha. dig it Cute battle. It's very close so I may have to do a number system to figure out who won. Okay so I wont have to do a number system. Stamps won bc theire misses weren't as bad. The dong line was awesome though. |
01-25-2022, 02:19 PM | #9 |
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