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Old 08-22-2019, 01:51 PM   #1
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"Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words." - Josh Billings

......

Whatever I drop's profound go pick through the lost and found
My old stomping ground could stop a crowd with it's awesome sound
Like the adjectives we tack on to the words we crown
This is my verbal assault, Universe is world re-nouned
You're little league as hell nerd, the text I see is hella burnt
Last time a seedy-project-read well was by the Witcher 3 developers
You going off the rails, skipping all the stairs for the bannister
Until you're implored to surrender like Tyrion Lannister
Imp-lord-to-surrender; I got to list the facts
A song of ice and fire only makes opposites a track
Number one in this cast of characters, y'all kept under wraps
Like blowing hot wind up your ass I'm the topic of the draft
Top pick of the draft; You never could make it near
You thought I leveled the playing field the way I demo'd the game in here
Plus I made beef feel like it could maybe heal
The stakes are real but I pre-fur cajun-meals like baby veal
It may reveal you're pasture prime if you can't record a rhyme
But text is a source of pride that grown men hold inside
So you can say you don't care but it's a bold faced lie
If you didn't care you wouldn't share, this toll takes time
I just hit thirty five, I'm nearing old age guys
Your blank mind couldn't write a full page high
Can't supply manpower to save words from demise
Funny how in a talent rich division unskilled labor multiplies
They say the hills have eyes but until grass dies
I will fertilize mine and rebuild them blind
Now I can seize the day on any given night
Sometimes you have to be dead wrong to make sure you're living right
Heed advice, most agree I'm not Jesus Christ
But I approach every post like it's my last, believe what you like
Thinking I bite ain't awful news it's a compliment dude
You got the proof? Shoot me a link in here like John Wilks Booth
A tortured youth, the first-person-shooting playing Borderlands 2
Reef-fining my methods like the coast guard, I've got no coral with you
Now laymen say, "That's not how you pronounce quarrel you goof"
All the while I just smile and say, "according to who?"
You claim orange is the new black but I doubt I'm that racist
I bet you made Neo not-see-ties like agents outside the matrix
My style's radiating, I get what Chernobyl intentions be
Yet giving all your time and energy won't make you an online celebrity
You fall to pieces like confetti, I'm not a cyber nerd in the least
I got what I deserved so I don't know Wyatt hurts like The Fiend
Learn the ropes from me, the more you know the less you need
I won't ref you G's, you'll count me out but never get to three
We in the same boat refugees, and few plan to leave
Humanity is a huge manatee in a blue tantric sea
Teaching seven deadly sins cuz I'm John Doe by choice
Screaming heaven let me in but I lost most my voice

Masking moods with opioids, We Happy Few take no joy
And when bills vary I got pills-buried to make dough boy
Most avoid their nature until the poison blossoms
Cuz like soiled gardens the fruit of their looms are spoiled rotten
You stay on the defensive but when you're met with offense...
Ya press charges like the media's rush to a press conference
It's nonsense, this constant miasma is causing my asthma
I imagine you'll be stuck with that image like pausing a plasma
Before y'all can exact revenge- -

Unmask the Unabomber, I target all you and mark my spot too
But that's part and parcel with the art I drop dude
Outshot two D.C. snipers, that doesn't make me gloat
For every killer's name you know there's a dozen names you don't
I'm just a random bloke who poked holes in some panty hose
Way before Joseph D'angelo broke into family's homes
Planned to expose genealogy sites when blood lines appeared
I'm an underdog nights-talker like what Son of Sam hears
You're all objects in my mirror, I'm flat out bludgeoning careers
Now let's make this abundantly clear... Ted Bundy is here
So you'll never come across-hairs like Zodiac's aim symbol
It's the modern day Jack the Ripper versus some backpage listers
In fact that Dating Game killer got carried away quicker...
Than what Gary Ridgway delivered to the banks of the Green River
My art be 3-D letters so I'm Darkly Dreaming Dexter
There's a spark between confessor and even the hardest police detective
I stand corrected like the first scene with Hannibal Lecter
With a quicker temper than Ed Kemper when his mom's head was severed
I sized you up for good measure, call me Canada's Most Wanted
I'm slaving away in the same field Willie Pickton was caught-in
Talked with the Boston Strangler, then he dropped his R's so...
Each bar be akin to Barbie and Ken, Homolka/Bernardo
They taken aback like Buffalo Bill, once cut I may skin them
I'm just another Wayne Williams with an underage victim
Got that BTK addiction, until my Den-is-Raided I'm complacent
Plus I got John Wayne Gacy's body in my basement, I'm just sayin'
Taunting agents like Keith Jesperson, every letter has a statement
Draw a Happy Face in :)... with Patrick Bateman's imagination
I'm like Dahmer or Ed Gein, a cannibal with a can of red bull
Charles Manson near a starlets mansion, just another phantom thread pulled
And I've come unravelled, guess I should've told you that earlier
This is the end of the serial killer and the start of the mass murderer...


Uh, where was I? Exact revenge... Yeah that's accurate
I have to admit I've had it with all the distractions bitch
What's with the italics shit? Your self made prison trapped me in
You put your stamp on this but don't have a lick of talent kid
Dark passengers cab it in, guard the medicine cabinet
That's an expensive habit and your ego is too big to balance it
I'm only mentally challenged if I get physically threatened
This sickening obsession with killers has me bringing a weapon
Came back steel-in-my-thunder like Thor's hammer, where are your manners?
There's ample DNA between these pages, and here's the core sample
Evidence tampered, I question your answers, you're the one that got away
But I take comfort in the fact that I'll never know your name...
Are you insane? I wonder... You know I'm game, rhymehunter
The wordplay tells me what to do, that's why I smothered my mother
I've been wrong before, but how does laughter and slaughter differ?
I got a riddle; How do you have a dad bod without a father figure?

You thought a criminal mind was original? I believe it never was...
But a chain of evidence can restrain even the best of us
I was at your wedding chump, hate your new girl but your ex a cute one

I have a lot of exes... Cool. Can I execute one?
Stupid fuck, I thank God I'm not messed as you son
There's no God, just our conscience to confess our screw ups
Can't get a new one, play the cards your dealt and ante up
Don't you remember when I tied aunty up and drowned the family pup?
How can you not understand me? All I did was focus your boredom
All the signs were there, it's not my fault you chose to ignore them

But how can you be behind my bars if you never spoke to the warden?
All that's alive is the rhymes, and I'm a make you postmortem
Show's over, complete the page, no one's gonna read this anyway
Be that as it may, who else can keep your secret to the grave?
But there's people in our way; Evil is live rearranged
I'm deleting these conversations; Didn't we just speak the other day?
Repeating everything I say, we make quite the parrot seems
The buzz you feel when you give to charity is an electric chair to me
You fairly close-minded to address me, why would I battle you?
Humans are caddle dude, is that something you want to be saddled to?
A crazy perspective hides the truth, lazy detectives don't have a clue
But when you're facing a life sentence, I guess any paragraph will do...

So it's either me or you, let's let the grim reaper choose
You mean there ain't room for two? Ha! Peace out dude...

See ya soon.
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Old 08-22-2019, 03:10 PM   #2
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I’m about 60% through. This is thoroughly impressive simply in its size and scope. Some clever word games and ideas in there too.

Be back for the rest

Oh but I really hope this is the last time a human ever uses a “pasture prime” wordplay. Like ever. But deep down I know it won’t be
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Old 08-22-2019, 04:39 PM   #3
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I haven’t read yet but Universe is dope

I’ll be back with feed once I’ve read it all
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Old 08-23-2019, 08:46 PM   #4
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I’m about 60% through. This is thoroughly impressive simply in its size and scope. Some clever word games and ideas in there too.

Be back for the rest

Oh but I really hope this is the last time a human ever uses a “pasture prime” wordplay. Like ever. But deep down I know it won’t be
Lol happy to keep the tradition going... thank you sir.

Diablo, stfu.

Ahem, apologies.
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Old 08-24-2019, 11:53 PM   #5
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Plus I made beef feel like it could maybe heal
The stakes are real but I pre-fur cajun-meals like baby veal

Nice wordplay, pretty creative

They say the hills have eyes but until grass dies
I will fertilize mine and rebuild them blind
Now I can seize the day on any given night
Sometimes you have to be dead wrong to make sure you're living right
Heed advice, most agree I'm not Jesus Christ
But I approach every post like it's my last, believe what you like

I like this whole part^

Thinking I bite ain't awful news it's a compliment dude
You got the proof? Shoot me a link in here like John Wilks Booth
A tortured youth, the first-person-shooting playing Borderlands 2
Reef-fining my methods like the coast guard, I've got no coral with you
Now laymen say, "That's not how you pronounce quarrel you goof"
All the while I just smile and say, "according to who?"
You claim orange is the new black but I doubt I'm that racist
I bet you made Neo not-see-ties like agents outside the matrix

This part I like too. Very creative, refreshing stuff^

Planned to expose genealogy sites when blood lines appeared

Really like this line^


Taunting agents like Keith Jesperson, every letter has a statement
Draw a Happy Face in :)... with Patrick Bateman's imagination
I'm like Dahmer or Ed Gein, a cannibal with a can of red bull
Charles Manson near a starlets mansion, just another phantom thread pulled
And I've come unravelled, guess I should've told you that earlier
This is the end of the serial killer and the start of the mass murderer...[/I]

Liked this whole part^

I got a riddle; How do you have a dad bod without a father figure?[/I]
You thought a criminal mind was original? I believe it never was...
But a chain of evidence can restrain even the best of us

Liked these lines^

All the signs were there, it's not my fault you chose to ignore them

But how can you be behind my bars if you never spoke to the warden?
All that's alive is the rhymes, and I'm a make you postmortem

Nice^

Really enjoyed this read, very creative. Liked the whole evolution of the entire piece
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