emailed this girl from work.....ended up in HR

[Ghost1]

So....I mean CMON

I'm the young flossy GOD....bitch I'm fucking BAGS u report me for fucking email in u!?!? U should pay me a fee u sank hooker Fuckface. I'm like YO. I see this bitch tho right. An she never talks to any1 .....just super involved with work....like OH YEA!? Who the fuck r u trynna impress. Bitch u ain't shit. So obviously I'm trynna holler. She got one of them faces like she sucked a couple black dicks back in college but she went to church after to repent. I had sat at the same table as her for our Christmas party at the Mariott. ...lol party was DRY fuck u fucking cocksuckers fuckin wonder I even show up to work anymore. If I wasn't drunk wen I got to work that day I would've been seriously inconvenienced. Anyhow....I email her like.....HEY how r u.....? I really enjoyed ur leapfrog speach. Ok....so....now let me explain leapfrog. Leapfrog is a fagot. He's a fuckin lizard doll that sum dick head in management started passing around an every week or 2 some 1 send him to some1 else....an they say.....LEAP FROG WAS FEELING FROGGY AN HE SAW THAT MELISSA HAS BEEN A BUSY BEE!!! SO HE'S HOPPING HIS WAY OVER TO HER DESK! ALSO EVERY1 IN THE OFFICE R A BUNCH OF TODDLERS IN THE MINDS OF OUR WONDERFUL MANAGEMENT TEAM. AKA SUCK A DICK U STUPID FUCKHEADS. LEAPFROG A COCK. so.....she sent it to sum1 else. I've never won him. So....I'm like....hey neat leapfrog email! I'm bags! I sat at the same table as u at the Christmas party ........she doesn't respind. I wait 2 hours.....or so.....then I emailed her back.....HEY UHH DID U GET MY EMAIL!?! This bitch got sum nerve. She respind back like......no I deleted it cuz it wasn't work related. So at this point I'm pretty much not impressed. So..............I'm like. Ok well....I'm think ur cute an my boy Craig showed me sum pics of ur cucci that u text him last summer an I'm trynna holler at u......here's my number.so......this bitch report me to HR ....im like r u sick!? I get in there an there's me....a union rep (basically my lawyer lmao) an 2 hr reps. They printed out 4 copies of this email an we are all sitting there looking at it. I'm trying hard as FUCK not to cry laughing. So they're like....do u care to explain this!? I'm like my friend told me her dogs name is cucci an he had sum pics of her.....I love dogs and was hoping to get our dogs together for a playdate..... hr did not seem amused but it was agreed there was no proof to the contrary. I was advised to watch my emails. YEA OK CHIEF. Watch a dick jump down ur throat. So I have my boy Craig who used to bang her text her an ask her to meet him at a local bar. She shows up an goes in. Then my other boy threw a brick thru her windshield. Fuckin whore. An I'm gonna tell him to cum in her before he moves to colorado. Yaheardme. Proper email etiquette is nothing to be scoffed at. I mean can u believe wat she did to me?


Discus?

[dead man]

Cover story on point lol

That's quick thinking bro

[Ghost1]

Haha yo! I impressed myself to be honest. U could see the fire in the hr reps eyes just go dull as I wove this intricate excuse out thin air. Was a beautiful thing my dead brother. A beautiful thing.

[Clutbuck]

lmao should have done it to her face

you fucked up leaving that paper trail/evidence tbh

[Ghost1]

I feel u.....she was unapproachable THO

It's the world we living in. Bitches rather get an email then a tap on the shoulder ....sadly

[Witty]

This is why you will never find love.

[El Muffin]

lol props if u pulled that off no bs

Play date w/ Cooci should have been enough

U spose to be fired too lol

Pz fagot

[Ghost1]

Fuck off muff go set up a career builder profile u piece of shit.

Witty. I like u man. We could treat women like human garbage together anytime our paths may cross.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

90% of this is either very exaggerated or just a bullsht lie.

Come on son

[Ghost1]

90% of ur mouth looks like a Vietnam War scar

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Originally Posted by Bags

90% of ur mouth looks like a Vietnam War scar

And the other 10% Is in your coworkers vag

[Hush]

Lol thought u were in love

[Ghost1]

Lol
She's married tho. Until she leaves her husband I am free to prospect.

[uh-oh]

shouldve just cornered her after your shift in a dark parking lot like a gentlemen

[PancakeBrah]

Where does Big Mike figure into all of this?

[Greed]

Cant press hoes at work too hard you might be muffed out a job.

[Strikta]

Do the helicopter whilst making armpit fart noises & tapdancing.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by _____

Cant press hoes at work too hard you might be muffed out a job.

Zing

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Do the helicopter whilst making armpit fart noises & tapdancing.

Thank u sir. I will apply tbis technique on my next venture.


An pancake

Man. Big mike. Smh.

The stories I could tell. Mm mm mm.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Was hoping for a quality bags thread not about anime slut

Thanks for delivering this was A+ word