Netcees Worst Boarder Ever? - Page 3

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

It sounds like you should be praying to Netcees members.

I bet your sitting there smirking waiting on some sort of confirmation of lulz

Itll come. Be patient

Life is grand isnt it

Certain · 10-17-2014, 03:32 AM

I don't mock you to make others laugh. I mock you because you act below your intelligence. I don't think you're dumb. You just represent yourself poorly.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 03:35 AM

Ok. Fair enough.

sral · 10-17-2014, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Has the most posts in their own roast

Split's multi game on point

Strikta · 10-17-2014, 12:10 PM

Tshe answer is the Warthog.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 12:16 PM

Lol and who is that strikta you faggot

Dont do it

Strikta · 10-17-2014, 12:18 PM

What??

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 12:18 PM

I see you nig

Who is this warthog tho

Certain · 10-17-2014, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

I see you nig

Who is this warthog tho

This is what I mean.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 12:25 PM

I dont give a fuck.

Just be real and say wtf u mean

Stop plyin funny games

Hush · 10-17-2014, 12:28 PM

When did muff become thread aids

Diode · 10-17-2014, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

your forgot

types w**** people
doomsday prepper
fake moon landing
9/11 inside job
career level: dishwasher
fakes AIDS
fakes dead babies
wants to sleep on your couch
cyphers with his mom on webcam
shares a bed with sadweather

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 12:33 PM

Lol He whose name shall not be spoken

Ty mr anonymous

I dont keep up with nc current/late events

I thot metts was the excited warthog

Guess I was wrong

Lol @ ppl running behind me once again because I didnt know about nc news

Time to take a long look in the mirror

Certain · 10-17-2014, 12:36 PM

http://bit.ly/1DiLuWG

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 12:39 PM

Wow.

Pz

Blanco Bishop · 10-17-2014, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

He fucking failed.

by which I mean, if Jesus the person did exist, I will not even entertain the thought he was the son of god, his message was anti-establishment, he wanted to overthrow the governing powers, he wanted to help the poor rise up, he wanted equality for all and he lived a life demonstrating that, again IF.

The way he as a symbol and an icon is used today does not reflect that.

Off yourself faggot.

Diode · 10-17-2014, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Off yourself faggot.

don't talk to witty that way.

Dope girl · 10-17-2014, 01:04 PM

to be honest idc about the worse member..... the answer is spooky he worse than wise and other nobs.

big baby · 10-17-2014, 01:14 PM

itt muff gets masaiied

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 01:20 PM

So upon watching the allan kingdom dude..im like yo I bet dude is a capricorn

Sure enough he is

Its confirmed

We r weird as fuck

10-17-2014, 03:35 AM	#43
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Ok. Fair enough. __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 12:16 PM	#46
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Lol and who is that strikta you faggot Dont do it __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 12:18 PM	#48
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	I see you nig Who is this warthog tho __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 10-17-2014 at 12:21 PM.

10-17-2014, 12:25 PM	#50
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	I dont give a fuck. Just be real and say wtf u mean Stop plyin funny games __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 12:28 PM	#51
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	When did muff become thread aids __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

10-17-2014, 03:32 AM	#42
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	I don't mock you to make others laugh. I mock you because you act below your intelligence. I don't think you're dumb. You just represent yourself poorly.

10-17-2014, 12:10 PM	#45
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Tshe answer is the Warthog.

10-17-2014, 12:33 PM	#53
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Lol He whose name shall not be spoken Ty mr anonymous I dont keep up with nc current/late events I thot metts was the excited warthog Guess I was wrong Lol @ ppl running behind me once again because I didnt know about nc news Time to take a long look in the mirror __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 10-17-2014 at 12:37 PM.

10-17-2014, 12:36 PM	#54
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899402	http://bit.ly/1DiLuWG __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

10-17-2014, 12:39 PM	#55
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Wow. Pz __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 01:04 PM	#58
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,705 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	to be honest idc about the worse member..... the answer is spooky he worse than wise and other nobs.

10-17-2014, 01:20 PM	#60
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	So upon watching the allan kingdom dude..im like yo I bet dude is a capricorn Sure enough he is Its confirmed We r weird as fuck __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople