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Old 06-01-2016, 06:13 PM   #1
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I gotta make a verse, then I gotta make it hotter, make those words
Burn like lava, they should hurt
Battling these dudes is like a holiday from work
I go solid snake, berzerk, on anybody flexin', fuck race
both black and white can get attacked tonight, if he's vs me
the last thing that nerd'll see is my sexy smug face
cuz I don't see an opponent, I see a freshly dug grave
I'm a little ted bundy in the head, killing all n sundry then instead
of cooking, I nibbled the bitch I killed on Monday, in the shed
Hannibal thought you should compliment liver with Chianti
fucking animal, God, I prefer a Guinness and a Brandy
Brandene used to work in a canteen
she was last seen with a guy this weekend
don't ask me, I was sleepin'
I had a Jeffry Dahmer night with a sexy farmer's wife
that shit gets me hard, I like the sound of flesh to carving knife
I get erections from vivisection, got a big collection of blades
a sick reflection of rage, I hoard 'em for thrills
store 'em and sort 'em in order of kills
liked the one I used when I cooked a whore on the grill
That takes pride of place, never seen a tighter waist
killed her in the light of day, tied n raped the slut
then fried her face in the microwave
I'm in a grumpy mood, right?
cuz my last slut was fucking rude and her cunt was too tight
I told her 'I don't feel like I'm fuckin you right
when I'm fucking you like 'what the fuck it do?'
Stop looking at my dick and suck it, you dyke.'
Yeah I may be heinous when I raise the stainless
idc, I'll fuck baby Jesus in his baby anus
they call me devil child, they call me Lucifer
I've got the virgin mary and I'm abusing her
pushing her off a cliff then yelling down
'Fall you stupid slut, let's see if your son helps you now'
Damn right I'm a dirt person, I stay playin in the mud
but I don't mean the earth, I mean ur girl when she takes it in the butt
when I rape the chick, wipe the blade n lick the blood
I like the taste, I'm frigging nuts.
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Old 06-01-2016, 07:46 PM   #2
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Old 06-01-2016, 10:22 PM   #3
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:38 PM   #4
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Old 06-04-2016, 02:44 PM   #5
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:29 PM   #6
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:34 PM   #8
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Lol this flow is insane.

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Old 06-10-2016, 04:16 PM   #9
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Old 06-17-2016, 04:45 PM   #10
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Old 06-18-2016, 12:47 PM   #11
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek

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stfu

sucked thx


too much common core horror story. We get it you're a freak and eat knives for breakfast and rape chicks not cause you're horny cause their pain soothes you. Your dick is a sledge hammer and your blood lust is metaphorical. Rhymes were ok at best. Didn't think highly of this. sucked thx
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Old 06-20-2016, 08:05 PM   #12
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