04-09-2015, 07:27 PM | #1 |
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50 Shades of Grey
I’m getting older by the minute, when I’m sober kinda timid
And barely drink anymore, because I know that I’ll regret it I think before I talk... I think I’m more evolved I don’t get too excited or too miserable, just calm I’m good at saving money, cause I wouldn’t pay for nothing Unless it served a real purpose, so I put away for something I’m careful when I drive, apparently that’s why My insurance rates are decent, plus I’m over 25 I always pay the mortgage, since economy’s important And I’ve got some nice things, cause I can honestly afford it I’ve got a solid job, and I’m not a friggin slob And I’m never late for work because I’m always on the clock I try to eat healthy so... I dine with an extra goal And make sure all my meals have a variety of vegetables I’m not on that drama shit, cause I gotta be honest when I tell it how it is… and that’s probably obvious I’m not attracted to girls, cause I’m attracted to woman I like the natural curves, and not the plastic-y bitches I have a steady pace, I don’t have to win the race And as long as shit gets done, then I’m happy with my day I take care of my lawn, and rake there in the fall And if I see a pesky weed I’m straight tearin' it off Keep my house neat and tidy, I ain’t about bein' grimy My sink always sparkles and the spout’s even shiny I stay clean cut, got no locks or a beard And I shave each stub until I’ve got the appearance I wear normal style fashions, it’s embarrassing to me These phony type faggots when they’re wearin' skinny jeans I like moderate volumes when I listen to music And I’m not into coffee with vanillas and mousses Hate the cold in the winter, I stay controlling the temp Now that’s 50 reasons why I’m way too old for this shit.. aha verse from topical tourney that didn't go to votes
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04-09-2015, 07:37 PM | #2 |
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Quit being so fucking depressing.
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05-07-2015, 06:55 AM | #3 |
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Cool concept. Traipsed into somewhat foreign territory for you, without ever leaving your comfort zone. Solid competition verse
I really liked the opener/ opening few lines
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05-15-2015, 03:05 PM | #4 |
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This seemed like a spitting image of Cam'rons 'I Hate My Job'
Its out of your comfort zone and adds a new twist to your writing Really enjoyable stuff because your flow remains intact the vibe you gave off made the read feel like ot was weaved together effortlessly one of my faves among a few of your other pieces..keep it up coffee pot
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