This title says absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time by reading it.

Zen · 01-03-2014, 04:28 PM

Guys, this is getting boring.

So I made my bitch fetch Fletch with Chevy Chase after she cooked a chicken breast smothered in vinaigrette at eleven to eight.
I screamed, "Bitch you deaf!? I told you I already ate!!"
I grabbed the plate and threw it at the wall and laughed in her face as she went to the room and bawled and busted in through it, bawling and cussin. This all went amuck, shit. Fuckin fumin I yell, "I love you Judith!"
Now, this was an obvious ploy to make me feel bad because she's a a dumb bitch who can't listen, but I love her tits so I went and sat down in the damn kitchen and picked up the chicken off the floor and ate it. "Mmm baby. I adore this flavor I want more if you could make it!"
I lied.
"Fuck you, you piece of shit!"
When she gets angry, she usually needs the dick but the dumb whore locked the door so she couldn't get it. Not even the tip :(

So I went back to the couch and the weed was ready. I hit it and breathed heavy and pressed play expecting to see Chevy back before he sucked but instead I get some crap with some nuns runnin around and actin all fun!

"Sister Act" popped on the screen. I wanted to whip her ass but the door was still locked from me, so I imagined it.

...."Bet you can't whoop me!!"...

Snap back to the couch and I'm yellin "Chevy not Whoopi!!" Then I passed out and never watched the movie :(

Fig · 01-03-2014, 04:36 PM

You in a dysfunctional relationship nigga

Zen · 01-03-2014, 05:18 PM

Yeah I think so too.

Fig · 01-03-2014, 05:33 PM

Lol. Like the experimentation structurally by the way, it was just a little too off kilter for me. I know zen knows how to scheme though. Interesting piece

Zen · 01-03-2014, 05:42 PM

This was a key. The Om's gotten too emo for my taste so I wanted to write about Chevy Chase.

big baby · 01-03-2014, 05:44 PM

It hasn't gotten too emo. I've just gotten too emo. And i'm 95% of the om.

This was cool. I don't care about structure or anything like that most of the time. Unless you want to go for some HOF type of shit, then, idk. Then again, I think the HOF is too structured. I like off structure. This should go into the HOF. Fuck it. Who cares. I do, but like, whatever. Not reallly. I mean it isnt that great. But yeah. I liked the subtle sly dry attempt at humor. It was stellar. Check out my last piece for your less emo pieces.

Fig · 01-03-2014, 05:48 PM

DAMMIT BIG BABY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

Zen · 01-03-2014, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby

It hasn't gotten too emo. I've just gotten too emo. And i'm 95% of the om.
lol'd
This should go into the HOF.
Agreed

Ok I'm done free posting in my thread.

zygote · 01-04-2014, 08:05 AM

This one is great, loved the self deprecating humor and the haphazard description of the events. It's a bit misogynistic but that adds to the overall feeling of it as well.

CopyPat · 01-04-2014, 04:10 PM

haha sup zen. u really really didn't give a fuck at all about this one eh? haha. there was no sense of direction with this or even any structure lyrically... but u already know that and im sure u wrote this in under 5 mins so really im not sure what ur looking for in terms of feed hahaha. when u put zero effort in to the piece the reader will put zero back into the feed. anyways ur clearly MUCH better than this but i would've just kept this in the cypher section rather than the OM. Post a real post bro, its been a while!

Zen · 01-04-2014, 06:59 PM

Shut up @CopyPat!!

dull boy · 01-04-2014, 08:00 PM

I liked this.

Vulgar · 01-05-2014, 07:26 PM

I liked this better on the second read. On the first read, I wanted to throw a kitten over a power line while shouting about yoga recommendations. But yeah, this was cool in an Eminem-rant way, which is probably what inspired you to do-dis.

Tend to your duties, Siddhartha.

DexLabb · 01-05-2014, 07:40 PM

reminded me a bit of eminem, lol @ not even the tip and never watched the movie. this was interesting to say the least...

01-03-2014, 04:28 PM	#1
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	This title says absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time by reading it. Guys, this is getting boring. So I made my bitch fetch Fletch with Chevy Chase after she cooked a chicken breast smothered in vinaigrette at eleven to eight. I screamed, "Bitch you deaf!? I told you I already ate!!" I grabbed the plate and threw it at the wall and laughed in her face as she went to the room and bawled and busted in through it, bawling and cussin. This all went amuck, shit. Fuckin fumin I yell, "I love you Judith!" Now, this was an obvious ploy to make me feel bad because she's a a dumb bitch who can't listen, but I love her tits so I went and sat down in the damn kitchen and picked up the chicken off the floor and ate it. "Mmm baby. I adore this flavor I want more if you could make it!" I lied. "Fuck you, you piece of shit!" When she gets angry, she usually needs the dick but the dumb whore locked the door so she couldn't get it. Not even the tip :( So I went back to the couch and the weed was ready. I hit it and breathed heavy and pressed play expecting to see Chevy back before he sucked but instead I get some crap with some nuns runnin around and actin all fun! "Sister Act" popped on the screen. I wanted to whip her ass but the door was still locked from me, so I imagined it. ...."Bet you can't whoop me!!"... Snap back to the couch and I'm yellin "Chevy not Whoopi!!" Then I passed out and never watched the movie :(

01-03-2014, 04:36 PM	#2
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	You in a dysfunctional relationship nigga __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-03-2014, 05:33 PM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	Lol. Like the experimentation structurally by the way, it was just a little too off kilter for me. I know zen knows how to scheme though. Interesting piece __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-03-2014, 05:48 PM	#7
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,473 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181559	DAMMIT BIG BABY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!! __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-04-2014, 04:10 PM	#10
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 707 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742221	haha sup zen. u really really didn't give a fuck at all about this one eh? haha. there was no sense of direction with this or even any structure lyrically... but u already know that and im sure u wrote this in under 5 mins so really im not sure what ur looking for in terms of feed hahaha. when u put zero effort in to the piece the reader will put zero back into the feed. anyways ur clearly MUCH better than this but i would've just kept this in the cypher section rather than the OM. Post a real post bro, its been a while! __________________ My syllable count approximately a billion, bounce. You cannot compete.

01-03-2014, 05:18 PM	#3
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	Yeah I think so too.

01-03-2014, 05:42 PM	#5
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	This was a key. The Om's gotten too emo for my taste so I wanted to write about Chevy Chase.

01-04-2014, 08:05 AM	#9
zygote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 502 Battle Record: 33-12 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Art of Writing League (3x) Rep Power: 737825	This one is great, loved the self deprecating humor and the haphazard description of the events. It's a bit misogynistic but that adds to the overall feeling of it as well.

01-04-2014, 06:59 PM	#11
Zen Arm the Homeless Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,104 Battle Record: 22-24 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 35079719	Shut up @CopyPat!!

01-04-2014, 08:00 PM	#12
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	I liked this.

01-05-2014, 07:26 PM	#13
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	I liked this better on the second read. On the first read, I wanted to throw a kitten over a power line while shouting about yoga recommendations. But yeah, this was cool in an Eminem-rant way, which is probably what inspired you to do-dis. Tend to your duties, Siddhartha.

01-05-2014, 07:40 PM	#14
DexLabb song genius Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 377 Rep Power: 0	reminded me a bit of eminem, lol @ not even the tip and never watched the movie. this was interesting to say the least... __________________ ZOOM IN ON THAT ASS LIKE BINOCULARS