Shadow Boxing Pic Roast (Winner gets a bye or +2 votes next round)

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10 lines dissing this pic (he's in the Shadow B tournament) due tonight

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Post your verses right here lol

[El Muffin]

Lmao @ these uglees on a date.. Can't take it I'm done
think he has good Taste in women? Nahhh his chin is just Shaped like a Tongue
I mean ur face is just damn. But The bitch takes the cake w/ the pan
how she half Asian n her teeth overlap like tectonic plates in Japan
lol he's like "im tough. I'd go dolo no joke
this pic look like a meth head jj watt posing w/ a No Hope Solo from Kyoto
I bet ur Mom's conflicted. Saw her son n got Religious
I see ur a cup 1/2 full guy. To smile in this pic u MUST b optimistic
lol @ this Greaseball w/ Prison garb. I rest my case
Bitch tried to Get You Out. But ur face the only place where 'Sweat Escaped'

Motherfucker

[Greed]

F wwe. In like craig with a trash can if you wasnt aware of it
And After this brickleberry u in the woods somewhere with all sorts of bears n shit
Who tf do u think u are, u need to quit with all those bars
You aint magic, mike.. pulling that sort of trick isnt even hard
Splatter ur thick skull, u average how could you didnt know
That bitch is so regular knucklehead will use it in his battle against sho
You in shadow boxing but for that Sombrero heres where im airing you out
The only shadow's of doubt r on ur masculinity for considering wearing that out
Poor girl, she looks so uncomfortable, kno wonder from the things you mustve done
She was so scared of those arms around her shes voting to illegalize guns

[El Muffin]

Upping for crowd participation

[Destroyer]

I know that sombrero made Harry Potter cry, u know why I say that?
think he's hiding his head wig? nah, he just turned that owl into a magical gay hat
can't even front tho, if asked i'd have to admit that the bitch is fine
but ur wearing a ref shirt and still won't even get her to the finish line
u shiny faggot, photo just further shows the place that ur in...
cuz if this was my pic, it would be the GIRL with sparkle on her face & her chin
I'm trying to stop calling people gay, it's just something I'm resigned to
but ur picture betrayed me cuz it's clear as day that wood is always behind u
this girl is gonna leave u soon bro, maybe by the time that beer is finished
ironic how ur drinking Dos Equis which could be a future caption to this image

[Sharp]

not in the tourney but i'll have fun

balding ass drunk. can see it happen, dont lie now
can't tell what looks more faded - you or your eyebrows
meet that girl at a Bosley meeting? not surprised u know her
barely have to comb over ur bitch to see ur bitch has a combover
Wanted to diss that hat n shirt but ur face is a crap sight
cant just skate over ur features... Tony Hawk could use ur chin as a half pipe
this easy chick. your text rep is weak as shit
looks like all your shine has been sopped up by that greasy bitch
clowny lookin motherfucker. ugly n no outfit could save ya
wont bother askin why so serious cuz ur smile looks like it was slit open w/ razors

[Mr. J]

By the look of his expression he's got a very disabled mind
I mean let's be honest how you pulling chicks looking like Larry the cable guy?

Heard you love to talk shit, act like it & get pissed when life get's hard
with that shit eating grin & that shirt to match. LOOK! it's a walking skid mark

after one beer, he'll put his briefs outside of his jeans & becomes touchy
she wouldn't let you skeet her with patty mayonnaise if you was Doug funny

this is probably the only booth you been in, & you rappin'? ohhhh yes!
the tension is killin' that girl inside it looks like she'd snap her own neck.

you look like a White Girls sequel that was sponsored by Tyler Perry
getting more sponsorship by glitter than that movie with Mariah Carey

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Word. Will pic the winner in the mag. Rep to participants.

[Junto]

so...

you work at Taqueria los Deportes

& bought a customer a beer, then took a pic & fuckin sip?
You should go grab queso, guac, n' salsa... look like she really wants to dip
Personal space invaded - chick hates it. I mean, check out her other paw boss
She's just tryna manage a peaceful resolution while holdin ur disgusting arms off
On your scale that thot's an 8, In my eyes? ehhhhh she's not that great
You could do better. I mean u look like a bum but clearly ur face holds a lotta weight
Bunch a mattress-pad rhymers above me, enough now wit the warm fuzzies dude
That's sorta 2 faced. you're not... but 1 side does kinda look down on everybody too
Prolly reffin children's sports for low bucks, you get no respect shifty queer
Won her wit the sombrero? ...only diamonds & glitter she'll see from you the next 50 yrs

[Junto]

oh... so it was due that night...

well whatever, fuck this guy

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Originally Posted by MUFF

Lmao @ these uglees on a date.. Can't take it I'm done
think he has good Taste in women? Nahhh his chin is just Shaped like a Tongue

Lol - cool picture reference.

Originally Posted by GREED

Poor girl, she looks so uncomfortable, kno wonder from the things you mustve done
She was so scared of those arms around her shes voting to illegalize guns

Soppy wording, but dope concept & picture reference.

Originally Posted by DESTROYER

u shiny faggot, photo just further shows the place that ur in...
cuz if this was my pic, it would be the GIRL with sparkle on her face & her chin
I'm trying to stop calling people gay, it's just something I'm resigned to
but ur picture betrayed me cuz it's clear as day that wood is always behind u

Good picture references.

Originally Posted by SHARP

balding ass drunk. can see it happen, dont lie now
can't tell what looks more faded - you or your eyebrows
Wanted to diss that hat n shirt but ur face is a crap sight
cant just skate over ur features... Tony Hawk could use ur chin as a half pipe
this easy chick. your text rep is weak as shit
looks like all your shine has been sopped up by that greasy bitch
clowny lookin motherfucker. ugly n no outfit could save ya
wont bother askin why so serious cuz ur smile looks like it was slit open w/ razors

Nice picture references. Skate over features was dope, lol.

[Mr. J]

Sorry bro, couldn't really vibe with your bars, man. Just bland to me, bro.

Originally Posted by JUNTO

& bought a customer a beer, then took a pic & fuckin sip?
You should go grab queso, guac, n' salsa... look like she really wants to dip
Personal space invaded - chick hates it. I mean, check out her other paw boss
She's just tryna manage a peaceful resolution while holdin ur disgusting arms off
On your scale that thot's an 8, In my eyes? ehhhhh she's not that great
You could do better. I mean u look like a bum but clearly ur face holds a lotta weight
Prolly reffin children's sports for low bucks, you get no respect shifty queer
Won her wit the sombrero? ...only diamonds & glitter she'll see from you the next 50 yrs

Dope picture references. Dip & Resolution were fire, IMO.

IDK if this'll help, but figured I'd give some credit since this is basically closed. Some solid punches from you guys, lol. Quoted the ones that I felt were DOPE.