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Old 05-01-2018, 03:21 AM   #1
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That getup? Atrocious .its jus simply inferior
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Names Orc: & biches won't give him One Ring when's he's lookin closer n closer like Gollum



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Facial hair crazy . yu shud tame it wit shears
I bet he looks at pics of Andrei Arvloski everytime he's Fuckin shaving his beard
Misses his pa. But knos he died as a misfit
Mom told him "He^ isn't a Quarter of the man u are"- but wears one on a chain to remind him he isn't
MTV cribs would love to kick in the door
Because you look like a star : wellll thats if Backyard Rugby was a legitimate sport
Jay says to Lars" Me, youu in bars man? I miss that"
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Ur ex girl was a flight risk who just bailed on you , fact
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Talm bout " heon wanna go Overboard" : meanwhile shes Fkn prayin to Posiedon it happens
She Bought u a new pair. " aww babe! I like these shoes "
Nigga id ask you What are Those !!!? But honestly u prolly don't even have the slightest clue
Shaped like that ? Its fuckin nuts your a savage
If sum1 says ur built like a brick: the vacuum seal obvi suffered from structural damage
Short bich posting shit like " I'm hard and I'm cool"
Swears he stays Ten Toes Down. But didnt mean in the 4ft part of the pool
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Put your thinking cap on. that Can't be the best that u have
Can't tell if that's a hat. Orrrrr Ur being sucked up by an extraterrestrial craft
We get it bro . we get itttt. We can tell that your mean
But Ur only scowling cause this pic was taken the second u saw urself on the screen
Fat face w/ the look that screams "don't bother, ima thug"
Bet you don't drink booze.- . my dude there's nothing but water in that mug
Ur face melting . go to the Dr. n we would erupt with applause
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Your facial hair is sumthing. I can only define it as sin
But if that's a 6 o clock shadow I wanna know what time zone your in
fitted got us laughin like who manafactured that shit
Bitch all that loud cappin & can't even fit your entire hat in the pic
Went to get a buzzcut w/ that ominous stare
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:38 AM   #2
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And then I stopped

Lost momentum

May finish but I'm bored now

What u think tho
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Old 05-01-2018, 04:22 AM   #3
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Will edit shit in

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Old 05-01-2018, 04:50 AM   #4
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lmao loved the Chucky doll line just because i love horror
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Old 05-01-2018, 05:41 AM   #5
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This shit got mad lols.

Will tead better and edit tomoro
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Old 05-01-2018, 09:48 AM   #6
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And then I stopped

Lost momentum

May finish but I'm bored now

What u think tho
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Old 05-01-2018, 10:04 AM   #7
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Aha!

Lol I just be joking but there's been a few times I'm playing n someone will be like yooo that's true but shhh xD
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Old 05-01-2018, 11:19 AM   #8
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Lol you have a gift. I will leave proper feed later.
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Old 05-01-2018, 11:50 AM   #9
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some good lines dude, shame you Americans fucked it.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:38 PM   #10
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All fire. My favorite verse was probably against Orc.

Good shit.
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Old 05-01-2018, 04:46 PM   #11
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some good lines dude, shame you Americans fucked it.
unfortunate

Yes

I'm with the shits tho I can't shoulder the blame
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Old 05-01-2018, 05:44 PM   #12
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Old 05-02-2018, 06:59 AM   #13
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Editing lines in for enbombz n mmlp
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just gave you some I wrote to lil skies Red Roses beat
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Old 05-02-2018, 02:29 PM   #14
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Chuck Norris Siberia was lol
Nippy chest was dumb but made me chuckle
Poseidon overboard was cool
Built like a brick vacuum seal was tough
10 toes was OK could've been way better
Fat or sucked up by extraterrestrial craft was LOL
Saw self on the screen was cute
6 o'clock concept was nice but execution wasn't the best. I think I'll use it later in a verse but better.


This was cool quick freestyle roasting style. You didn't do them like you did me though.
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Old 05-03-2018, 02:39 AM   #16
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this is classic . you washed those boys up..lolz
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Old 05-03-2018, 04:21 AM   #17
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Ya. He went in on that dome piece though. Lol. Dope battle between you 2 btw.
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Old 05-03-2018, 05:35 AM   #18
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"Only scrowling, cuz its the moment u yourself on screen" got me LOL'ing

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I read this a few times already but never got around to actually commenting on it. With that said this was pretty good. Not that many punches, per say, but you had a sizable amount of disses and digs that made it worth the read. The way you articulated your rhymes makes this verse not only comical, but also almost conversational. Good shit, Muff. I dug it.
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Old 05-06-2018, 11:53 AM   #20
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This go hard bruddah. HMU, I’ll ghost write ur shit next time tho
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