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07-17-2019, 03:18 PM | #1 |
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How do you text this
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If you want to give a hoe an ultimatum like “suck dick or gtfo” in Internet forums terms, how do you text that? I mean in a way where you come off as an asshole but yet still have a great 50/50 chance of getting it |
07-17-2019, 03:20 PM | #2 |
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Tell her you need her to face you.
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07-17-2019, 03:23 PM | #3 |
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07-17-2019, 03:48 PM | #4 |
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Well I'm free after my hatha yoga class tonight. Come through if you want. We can talk over a glass of merlot...
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I think he’s looking to persuade a female
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07-17-2019, 04:02 PM | #6 |
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07-17-2019, 05:32 PM | #7 | |
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I been ignoring her don’t feel like explaining but anyway, she texted today around lunch saying “I’m on break” like I was supposed to take her out to lunch or something lol. I ain’t said shit back I just want head now and I don’t wanna spend anything on her. But I don’t want to tell her all that Should I just say “can I have head tonight”? That’s what I’m about to say she gonna get mad at first. I’m actually banking on her getting mad. She can’t come over tonight. My girl will be here |
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07-17-2019, 03:49 PM | #8 |
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"Ok daddy" ;)))
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07-17-2019, 04:28 PM | #9 |
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07-17-2019, 04:53 PM | #10 |
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High IQ/middle to low income...we are a proud, often angry and enigmatic population...everything is in its proper place though fuck it idgaf. The wheel turns...
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07-17-2019, 05:41 PM | #11 |
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"you should come top me"
anger is good. its emotion. easy to use the momentum of it and turn it into lust.
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07-17-2019, 05:58 PM | #12 |
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This is my fucking lane right here and I'm here to help, my dude!
You could say that even tho you love her of all of your heart you feel like you're not sexually compatible. (see how she responds, and if it is in terms of sucking dick, then say, ye, because it is important for you to feel fulfilled sexually as well as romantically.) It can happen in any relationship that ones desires doesn't coincide with someone else and that is fine, and in this case this part is an important deal for you in a relationship to feel sexually fulfilled, and you feel it's hurting you that she can't see that, and that it isn't all about "just sucking dick". If it gets to the next level: Apologize and say you feel it is an important thing for you to have a healthy sexual relationship with your partner, and if she doesn't understand that then she just have to accept the fact that you are not sexually compatible, and since it is an important thing for you in a relationship (which is very acceptable nowadays to think) then perhaps you should perhaps thinking about breaking up. That is, if you care about not getting the rumor that you broke up because she wouldn't suck your dick, but now it is an issue of whether or not she is willing to meet you halfway on your desires as well sexually. Then it's kinda questionable on her part as well for not wanting to do that. I don't know, this is how I've rationalized it for feminists before and they've actually agreed with me. Then again, the shit above about lust and not being a sub is good shit too, feel out the girl on whether she's emotional or want someone who knows what they want.
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So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 07-17-2019 at 06:03 PM. |
07-17-2019, 06:02 PM | #13 | |
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you sound like a full blown hoe ass nigga |
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07-19-2019, 11:41 PM | #15 |
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07-20-2019, 02:25 PM | #16 |
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And you sound like the next infinite having dry spell incel in denial that can't get chicks under 30 cus you ain't following up on how to talk and act towards em unless they're the raunchy low on hygiene kind that's happy just gettin some action. Social media been messing with the 20 year olds heads, son.
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So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o |
08-04-2019, 10:02 PM | #17 | |
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but kindly, remind me of the level of absolute apex pussy im dealing with here though since you mentioned age & social media messing with heads...are you not the same dude who cried tears of hurt, anguish & sorrow when geno kicked him out of his super illustrious internet forum text rap crew? if i am mistaken, my sincere apologies bruddah. edit - bonus point for you nigga. you write full blown diary entries on here with a regularity like you saying something lool you need to be on social media so niggas can limit your post lengths you hoesenberg Last edited by Pakistani Hand Cannon; 08-04-2019 at 10:06 PM. |
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08-13-2019, 11:18 AM | #18 | |
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The stuff with ATR/Geno is related to mental illness and I've been upfront about that part and do realize the way I acted was way overboard and messed up, I have refleced upon it a lot afterwards. That's what moderate-heavy depression and/or anxiety can do to you. I got a personality disorder to top it off and the shit that went on then was right in the middle of other irl shit that was going on, it was kinda the only positive thing that I had going for me back then as it motivated me to write and improve while feeling apathetic ti everything else as bad as it could get. Bad timing + seeing a shimmer of light in the void only to lose it again along with the focus on your own sanity is fucked up shit. Don't expect you to understand or other people in general to see or understand that part tho, if you do you do, if you don't I'm hapoy for you. I don't need social media, in fact I cut most of it out the past few years. I barely use messenger/ig, ain't even on snapchat or similar anymore and can take weeks before I see messages unless sent to my phone, I barely post on ncs. I probably got more friends, network, and shit like that going for me than a lot on here. That ain't it, I have a few friends that I write a lot with and get similar responses in return, people are different. I rarely change how I do things based on other peoples opinions tho. I also don't expect people to read, or crave that y'all do. I am me and nothing is gonna change that unless you close, you certainly ain't. Your words don't even affect me other than wanting to tell you whats what, and that says a lot about how I view you and most on here lol. The reason I reactes in Genos shit was cus I thought he was real in general when it came down it at a time I was at a low point in my life, it happens. He just ain't that kinda guy and that's ok, I could have handled it better but oh well.
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So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o Last edited by Objective; 08-13-2019 at 11:37 AM. |
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07-17-2019, 06:06 PM | #19 |
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Damn
Objective has the social science down in such a way it makes me think everyone in Norway knows everyone And he turned that into more potential head Respek |
07-20-2019, 02:21 PM | #20 |
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I know a guy that know some guy, if that counts. Can't speak for the rest but we're such a small country that if it counts for me it probably counts for the rest of the population as well.
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