04-20-2018, 12:10 PM | #1 |
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Spotlight: El Muff vs Aero (Pic Battle) - EL MUFF WINS
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04-20-2018, 11:34 PM | #2 |
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THIS NIGGA HEAD IS MONOLITHIC
Dropping as I go I will continue to fuck w/ this untill you drop my dude Thatttttt... 4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime That head is just wow . no use in defending it now But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed" Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft" "But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned xD good luck my dude
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04-27-2018, 06:20 AM | #3 |
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That bathroom is small and disgusting... A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls
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04-27-2018, 06:53 AM | #4 |
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lmao dope battle
Muff went crazy 4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime LULZ That head is just wow . no use in defending it now But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow didn't feel this one as much Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard okay That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools roflzzz best one yet Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits lol Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here yep Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze dope Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors didn't feel this one as much You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top okay Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed" Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues lol good Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft" "But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat okay Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face lolz Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned hahaha good shit Muff, very consistent, very few lines I didn't like in some form but that Cannonball shit was dope and Particle Accelerator was nice vs. A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches ROFLZZZ LOTB off bat You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut okay You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip good observation but coulda hit harder I felt Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side okay Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt lol type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun you going in HARD on such a small angle, I kinda like the creativity but you need to let up and vary the attack at this point Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty lol good Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease yo I fuck with this but I cant see most textcees liking it. I see you though The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck yep You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space okay You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition lol Weeknd is spot on Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence this is low key fire though. dope Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls didn't feel this one as much okay so I had it with Muff on consistency, A ero had a couple dry spots inbetween the shit I felt where Muff was punching constantly with shit I either liked a lot or thought was creative, little room for error. Aero opened SO STRONG then kind of let up a little I felt while Muff kept it going Muff gets it for me good shit, enjoyed both reads!
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04-29-2018, 02:19 PM | #6 |
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Aw man. Dope ass battle. This was nice. Shit was close af. & all the other things people say when they are about to vote for a person they favor on a inet friendship lvl or simple hatevote & whtnot, but mvgt @Aero
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05-01-2018, 09:29 AM | #7 |
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Eskimo kisses was lol Sweat from brow was ok Cannonball was lmao Snapbak was lol Cap.space was.lmao Aero Golden shower was ok Bump on lip leaned me Lmao cone on each side was a nice follow up Extreme poverty was harsh Name on lease was.cool. maybe different wording woulda hit harder but dug Lol @lupus condition Bathroom evidence was lmao Loose balls was.ok This was a dope battle. Pretty close. I got aero edging this just barely. Good show. V/aero
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05-01-2018, 04:03 PM | #8 |
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Both had some bars, both had some LoL moments, so props to both.
Aero had great observations & was a bit harsher w/ he approach. Muff focused moreso on the creative forehead jokes, that were hilarious asf. Comparing 'em, Aero was dope, but Muffin's humor won Me over, VOTE MUFF.
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05-02-2018, 02:08 PM | #9 |
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3-2 Aero’s way.
Let’s get a couple more votes people. @Schadenfreude @Orc @Destroyer @ill nik-A @cred @Joe Boston @For Battling @Allen Knight @Alvin Karpis @Letterman @Blue Bayou @Infiltrate @Barcotic @Jay Welsh @Enbombz |
05-02-2018, 06:47 PM | #10 |
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Im not voting tonight i dont have time to give it its due but it was a great read. Ifit open tomorrow morning ill edit a vote in. Good showing fellas
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05-02-2018, 07:22 PM | #11 |
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Ill edit proper feed tomorrow but im voting aero having reread this again
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Close battle. Both had some bangers & some ok stuff. Nothing wrong w/ running a theme if it's funny. Both did fine there.. Aero had a cpl fave lines but also lines i felt ne better left out. Whereas Muff had more ok lines than misses or eh material, lol Vote -- Muff |
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05-07-2018, 09:39 AM | #14 |
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Would legit vote on this but I can't find the pic of muff
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05-07-2018, 10:12 AM | #15 |
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Muffy
4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime lol.. really like the wording here too, good open That head is just wow . no use in defending it now But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow lmao, good hit Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard he looks more like desean Jackson lol... tbh this was mehh to me That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools hahaha... feelin Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits lmao... this is fireeeee Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here solid with the pic tie in, liked this Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze haha.. dope concept Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors haha I was wondering where u were going wth this ... dope You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top ehhh this missed to me Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed" Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues lol pretty good play here.. Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft" "But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat hahahaha... nice Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face lol again Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned lol pretty solid closer... really liked the wording in the setup vs. A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches hahahaha... nice, wording is fire You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut lol, solid reference this hit to me You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip haha good hit Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side lol solid Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt hahaha.. nice type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun hahaa solid Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty lol funny but dece ab Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease wording hindered this (odd for you)... okay The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck lol good You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space hahahahaha... fire You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition hahaha nice Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence woahh... nice bar/personal Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls nah, complete miss for a pic battle imo Such a dope battle props to you both this was fire... tonnes of great concepts and lol moments... Aero's big head vs. Muff's lip haha one of the better reads and pic battles ive seen in a long time...Wen I finished Muff's verse I thought as much as I usually like Aero's drops he doensn;t have a chance but that wasn;t the case as he was very consistent throughout as well... very tough call here I think Muffy just edged it, but tbh I think he's lucky he went so many lines because it might've been a diff story if they went a few less.... Aero's awkwardly worded name on the lease line and dennis rodman filler closer cost him this imo ... Both had extremely dope highs, so Muff edges it... dope battle Vote - Muffin |
05-07-2018, 03:40 PM | #17 |
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5-3. Good battle Muff.
Thanks to all who voted. Lars, Suth, Geno, Amen, Blue, Inf, Barc, Schad. Whomever voted against me please believe I will remember it. I thought Muff won too. The SnapBack & particle accelerator line affected my self esteem but then I regained my self esteem looking at Muff’s pic. Close!
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