East: 2. Destroyer vs 15. Joe Boston - DESTROYER WINS

Cred · 04-16-2018, 04:10 PM

NBL SEASON 11 PLAYOFFS

* Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory
* Swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ
* Verses due, THURSDAY APRIL 19th
* 12 Line MINIMUM FOR ALL PLAYOFF PARTICIPANTS (Max 20)

@Destroyer @Joe Boston

Joe Boston · 04-16-2018, 04:39 PM

check gl man

Destroyer · 04-16-2018, 05:09 PM

Hahaha 12

Destroyer · 04-18-2018, 04:18 PM

peeped some of ur old battles & man I hope ur not offended...
but that was a Boston marathon where I prayed a crock pot bomb would end it
these lineups are tough... ‘specially when ur in what I’ll call “tier B”
cred didn’t just give me a bye. dude gave me an adios, ciao, and an arrivederci
quit text. seriously. u should leave purely out of shame
u suck so hard, what’s ur day job faggot, servicing Southwest planes???
what happened to ur cash tourney? BHAHAHAHAHA. shit was dumb & funny
cats wud literally rather see u leave the site before they’d take ur fucking money
blue a beast, orc a monster, and des been around, son
& cred a bull!! which is what it’d be if u make it past round 1
obese fuck. need to swap out ur fat intake w/protein
or Dolly Parton forever gonna be the last bitch to ever say Jolene

Joe Boston · 04-19-2018, 05:23 PM

12

Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids
No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his
U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition
If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription"
Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push
Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush
Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble
Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle
I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words
Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg
Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot
So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott
@Super Cred u can open this up

Aero · 04-19-2018, 05:36 PM

Des - crock pot was lolz// bye line was funny too, good bar// take your fucking money was meaaaan

JB - extends was almost ok the rest just needed better wording except CHF line probably can't be helped

Mvgt Des

Schadenfreude · 04-19-2018, 06:01 PM

VOTE DESTROYER
Yeeeeaaa Joe you need to work on that wording guy, been doing this way too long for your delivery to still be that bad. Des kind of a lazy verse, but the opener, cash tourney & that 'Jolene' closer easier took this win, decent overall battle gentlemen.

Barcotic · 04-19-2018, 07:05 PM

peeped some of ur old battles & man I hope ur not offended...
but that was a Boston marathon where I prayed a crock pot bomb would end it
partially played but it hits, great wording
these lineups are tough... ‘specially when ur in what I’ll call “tier B”
cred didn’t just give me a bye. dude gave me an adios, ciao, and an arrivederci
same as opener
quit text. seriously. u should leave purely out of shame
u suck so hard, what’s ur day job faggot, servicing Southwest planes???
nah not feeling this
what happened to ur cash tourney? BHAHAHAHAHA. shit was dumb & funny
cats wud literally rather see u leave the site before they’d take ur fucking money
gd personal but bland af, ill call it a jab
blue a beast, orc a monster, and des been around, son
& cred a bull!! which is what it’d be if u make it past round 1
played n lazy
obese fuck. need to swap out ur fat intake w/protein
or Dolly Parton forever gonna be the last bitch to ever say Jolene
lol nice

1 gd punch
3 jabs
2 misses

vs

Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids
No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his
ehh, gd try but nah
U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition
If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription"
ha, ok i like
Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push
Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush
no, not happening. missed
Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble
Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle
nah, all over the place n too simple of a concept
I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words
Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg
hated it
Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot
So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott
decent, cudve had better wording n rhymes tho

1 gd punch
1 jab
4 misses

decent battle for what it was
v/destiny

Flow · 04-19-2018, 08:00 PM

Vote destroyer. I liked alot of Joes concepts, an on second review I found them favorable to destroyers who i found a bit obvious. However destroyers superior wording an execution jus made this a white wash for me. No offence joe cus like i said i enjoyed your angles, but the bar with the best execution was the muff line an i did one last week so in that instance i didnt like the angle lol.

Stand outs for me
Destroyers jolean closer - lols lotb
Joes hyper tension opener

Vote Destroyer

El Muffin · 04-19-2018, 10:27 PM

Destroyer

Open was ok . bit underwhelming
Bye was a played list punch
Southwest was a nah for me
Cred a bull was played
Closer was lol tho

Joe
Hypertension was cool but the tie in specifically towards the end left much to be desired so it's like eh ok
Extends has been done by 3 ppl already . appreciate the nodctho
Chf is a no sir
Asap ferg is reference not even foreseeable
Boycott was almost but could if used the wp an entirely diffy way except the boycott thing

V/ des

Eh battle

Des u come like this next week n ur fkn dead bro just a fyi

V/des

Blue Bayou · 04-20-2018, 10:49 AM

peeped some of ur old battles & man I hope ur not offended...
but that was a Boston marathon where I prayed a crock pot bomb would end it
lol, good np open
these lineups are tough... ‘specially when ur in what I’ll call “tier B”
cred didn’t just give me a bye. dude gave me an adios, ciao, and an arrivederci
lmao... like it and cant recall seeing this particular play done before
quit text. seriously. u should leave purely out of shame
u suck so hard, what’s ur day job faggot, servicing Southwest planes???
ehh, feel more could've been done with this concept
what happened to ur cash tourney? BHAHAHAHAHA. shit was dumb & funny
cats wud literally rather see u leave the site before they’d take ur fucking money
nice hit
blue a beast, orc a monster, and des been around, son
& cred a bull!! which is what it’d be if u make it past round 1
thanks for the shout out lol... tbh the wp is played but I liked the wording here
obese fuck. need to swap out ur fat intake w/protein
or Dolly Parton forever gonna be the last bitch to ever say Jolene
nice namplay, like this and the wording is strong

vs.

Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids
No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his
cool concept and personal hit.. wording & setup could've been cleaner tho
U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition
If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription"
lol pretty solid
Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push
Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush
lol tbh I think this concept & wordplay is cool .. a bit out there but I dig it
Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble
Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle
mehh, not a fan of this
I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words
Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg
ehhh
Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot
So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott
mannnn I cant help but feel like more coudlve been done with this concept/wordplay... cool idea, not a huge fan of the execution

Fun read guys... both had some solid lines & concepts, on the whole Destroyer took this imo with better consistency, Joe's two complete misses hurt him imo... props to both

Vote - Destro

04-16-2018, 04:10 PM	#1
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	East: 2. Destroyer vs 15. Joe Boston - DESTROYER WINS NBL SEASON 11 PLAYOFFS * Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory * Swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ * Verses due, THURSDAY APRIL 19th * 12 Line MINIMUM FOR ALL PLAYOFF PARTICIPANTS (Max 20) @Destroyer @Joe Boston

04-19-2018, 05:36 PM	#6
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,825 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Des - crock pot was lolz// bye line was funny too, good bar// take your fucking money was meaaaan JB - extends was almost ok the rest just needed better wording except CHF line probably can't be helped Mvgt Des __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

04-19-2018, 06:01 PM	#7
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	VOTE DESTROYER Yeeeeaaa Joe you need to work on that wording guy, been doing this way too long for your delivery to still be that bad. Des kind of a lazy verse, but the opener, cash tourney & that 'Jolene' closer easier took this win, decent overall battle gentlemen. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

04-19-2018, 10:27 PM	#10
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	Destroyer Open was ok . bit underwhelming Bye was a played list punch Southwest was a nah for me Cred a bull was played Closer was lol tho Joe Hypertension was cool but the tie in specifically towards the end left much to be desired so it's like eh ok Extends has been done by 3 ppl already . appreciate the nodctho Chf is a no sir Asap ferg is reference not even foreseeable Boycott was almost but could if used the wp an entirely diffy way except the boycott thing V/ des Eh battle Des u come like this next week n ur fkn dead bro just a fyi V/des __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-16-2018, 04:39 PM	#2
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	check gl man

04-19-2018, 05:23 PM	#5
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	12 Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription" Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott @Super Cred u can open this up

04-19-2018, 07:05 PM	#8
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	peeped some of ur old battles & man I hope ur not offended... but that was a Boston marathon where I prayed a crock pot bomb would end it partially played but it hits, great wording these lineups are tough... ‘specially when ur in what I’ll call “tier B” cred didn’t just give me a bye. dude gave me an adios, ciao, and an arrivederci same as opener quit text. seriously. u should leave purely out of shame u suck so hard, what’s ur day job faggot, servicing Southwest planes??? nah not feeling this what happened to ur cash tourney? BHAHAHAHAHA. shit was dumb & funny cats wud literally rather see u leave the site before they’d take ur fucking money gd personal but bland af, ill call it a jab blue a beast, orc a monster, and des been around, son & cred a bull!! which is what it’d be if u make it past round 1 played n lazy obese fuck. need to swap out ur fat intake w/protein or Dolly Parton forever gonna be the last bitch to ever say Jolene lol nice 1 gd punch 3 jabs 2 misses vs Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his ehh, gd try but nah U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription" ha, ok i like Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush no, not happening. missed Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle nah, all over the place n too simple of a concept I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg hated it Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott decent, cudve had better wording n rhymes tho 1 gd punch 1 jab 4 misses decent battle for what it was v/destiny

04-20-2018, 10:49 AM	#11
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	peeped some of ur old battles & man I hope ur not offended... but that was a Boston marathon where I prayed a crock pot bomb would end it lol, good np open these lineups are tough... ‘specially when ur in what I’ll call “tier B” cred didn’t just give me a bye. dude gave me an adios, ciao, and an arrivederci lmao... like it and cant recall seeing this particular play done before quit text. seriously. u should leave purely out of shame u suck so hard, what’s ur day job faggot, servicing Southwest planes??? ehh, feel more could've been done with this concept what happened to ur cash tourney? BHAHAHAHAHA. shit was dumb & funny cats wud literally rather see u leave the site before they’d take ur fucking money nice hit blue a beast, orc a monster, and des been around, son & cred a bull!! which is what it’d be if u make it past round 1 thanks for the shout out lol... tbh the wp is played but I liked the wording here obese fuck. need to swap out ur fat intake w/protein or Dolly Parton forever gonna be the last bitch to ever say Jolene nice namplay, like this and the wording is strong vs. Old fuck arguing in chatrooms, leave that shit for the kids No need to get Hyper, Tension only gonna lead to the doctor being concerned for his cool concept and personal hit.. wording & setup could've been cleaner tho U crossed a hard bridge to get here fuck if you think im giving you recognition If anyone Extends their hand it'll be Muff saying "I recommend you use this prescription" lol pretty solid Theres a suspicion you bite concepts, couldn't shit one out no matter how hard you push Before we CHF worthy verse from you,your probably gonna die from that like Barbara Bush lol tbh I think this concept & wordplay is cool .. a bit out there but I dig it Continue to keep that foot in your mouth were tired of the shit you Ramble Those feelings your In too Deep,fag you probably wouldnt scream when taking the broom handle mehh, not a fan of this I'll dismantle your whole facial structure im not a man of many words Even shoot your Plain Jane of a wife cuz everytime she smile bitch look like Asap Ferg ehhh Motherfuckers striking nerves saying me beating you not in a longshot So next week when hes crys and Venti gonna treat this battle like a Starbucks Boycott mannnn I cant help but feel like more coudlve been done with this concept/wordplay... cool idea, not a huge fan of the execution Fun read guys... both had some solid lines & concepts, on the whole Destroyer took this imo with better consistency, Joe's two complete misses hurt him imo... props to both Vote - Destro