State of Text Address

[Sharp]

[Intro]



Alright you motherfuckers lemme set some shit straight. I don't know where the fuck your old mods are but I am not doing this exactly the same. First of all, I changed the limits. Fuck going 20 with no notice. We're tryna get dudes to show. Unless you're in a champ match you need to agree before going over 16. Second is votes. I see there was some shit about 'you MUST' vote on all open battles... lol. I been there guys. I tried. I'll make some easily checkable/easily enforceable shit next week but for now we're tryna keep it all going.

Speaking of which this is gonna be the week of NS. It happens during a lapse in modding. I'ma be a little lenient this week because dudes had a mod go ghost on them. We know there's gonna be a few guys who assume text is dead forever and log off for good (RIP C. Gaffle).

So that leaves us with...




Let it run past 20 seconds and let Barry O dance








[The State of Text]


My fellow NCGs...


What the fuck happened? Who the fuck are you people? Cause from where I am now what I'm seeing is....


Cashius – Son of a bitch you just haven't changed that avatar since Arrested Development put out their newest season... that was what 2013? Anyway Cash is one of many people from what I call 'The Void', the space between Philadelphia and Harrisburg. Every time make a joke about how vanilla the guy is reality ends up being more boring. But he's still one of the heaviest hitting, most consistent dudes around. Seeing him 5-0 and in a champ match tells me he's already the guy to beat.

jilti – Iranian ET just keeps showing up until he ends up in a champ match... enjoy the L. To be fair I have a lot of respect for the guy. He's adjusted to criticism, doesn't take himself too seriously and can drop a banger periodically. That said he runs with Zelph? Dude.

Schadenfreude – I have no idea who you are.

Junto – Da Goon. Comparisons made to a lot of venerable names in text. Made me $30 in bitcoin about a year ago. That's my dude. He can run this league if he's dropping like he was last season. Just gonna have to see.

Lotto Smirk – man how the fuck have I beaten Barcotic and Kenny the G but lost to Lotto??? Dude is low key creative but doesn't always have the time to develop his ideas all the way. Wanna see him really bring it now though.

Infiltration – I feel like this dude gets robbed more than anyone else lol. Glad he's got a winning record, he's solid but I honestly forget everything else about you lol

Kenny the OG - You should ask for the ext when battling this guy

Blam Newton – You sure that's not Neighbor? For real?

Cred – Gritty ass bars. Video battles? How the fuck this dude at 7-6?

Chyeahhh!!! - I'm amazed this dude shows up when he knows the exact date all technology will stop working. My dude is always good to show and good for flow, so I'm not complaining he's here.

Destroyer – Fuck you

Wanderer – I got nothing mean to say about the dude so I'ma move on

Barcotic – Ravioli Titty having canadian

Toil – No idea who this is but nice drop last week.

Suckafreecashier – RMBVA head who is not Jshazo

CBA - RMBVA head who is not Jshazo

MFTastick – RMBVA head who is not Jshazo?

Jshazo – RMBVA head who is JShazo

Wear Shhh – So did Zelph tone down the shit or did NC just give up? I always knew dude could battle but he's shown up for 7 without any implosion. Thats some kinda civility from everyone. Props.

Bags – Fuckkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Adverse Habitat Artifice Og Smokinstein – not even gonna preted I have a clue anymore

Unfukwitable – lookin at that record seems like you been fuk'd wit



Shanks – not Shank sinatra and thats the only plus

Aero – Who?



Fraze – holy shit fraze is still alive thats dope

Joe Boston – You mediocre piece of shit. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in The Redarded looking and sounding ass. Can't come up with an insult so you legit put dick pics in the chat thread ass. I'm gonna fucking throttle you. Idc about hitting 50 wins every second I spend thinking about your pitiful existence is like 13.50 losses on my human record. Fuck this I'ma save it for the battle




[Outro]

This shit was so last minute. I had no idea I'd be doing this a few hours ago so blow me, motherfuckers. The state of text is good. God bless you and Gamble is alive and well.

[Ghost1]

Loooooooooool gone

[Kenny the OG]

Hahaha nigga fuck yourself.
Big ups for keepin this going.


...forgot all about gaffle too. He was solid.

[Blam Newton]

Where's the fucking mag, Sharp? Where is it???

[Schadenfreude]

Classical.

[SuckaFreeCashier]

maybe i came in at a bad time but how the fuck have you guys made it 16 weeks

[Saint]

sharp nine was ur old name, right?

[Toil]

I thought Schad was Lars?

Good shit on reviving the league

[Cred]

Lmaoooo
@Sharp the truth

[ill nik-A]

I digs it

[Destroyer]

rofl

[Aero]

This was awful.

[Hush]

Lol snoop over Mario bros was gold

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Hush

Lol snoop over Mario bros was gold

Horrible mag. This league is now a running joke.

[Hush]

Why you gotta always be on some fuck shit tho

[Aero]

Cuz you niggas not taking text seriously.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[Ghost1]

Lol had to come back an lol again. Had closed out the window an was thinking back on that comment an lold out loud. Haha rep.

[Barcotic]

lol

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Infiltration

sharp nine was ur old name, right?

yessir

Originally Posted by Toil

I thought Schad was Lars?

Good shit on reviving the league

Is this true @Schadenfreude ?