09-15-2018, 04:39 AM | #1 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,255
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
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- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
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RapBattle.com April Abolition 2001 Tourney: Ryuu vs Exh
Apr 2001
Ryuu: Damn, i must be feelin' it today, i wrote 2 battles ,mwahahahaha. O well, here we go. Ur spit’s too commonplace like seeing a Mexican on a low-wage/ Once Ryuu has stepped to u, u can forget about dying of old-age/ Cuz I’ll fatally pull ur brain out, split from left 2 right hemispheres/ Leave men-in-fear, ya couldn’t spit wit ur old dome so u “rented-spheres”/ U mostly rap with unintelligence, like tryin’ to catch night-tans/ Best sign up for insurance, cuz I’m quickly reducing ur life-span/ U’d never spit tight if u were up a fat man’s ass witout ointments/ Ur raps r like tryin’ to make Ellen Degeneres switch, it’s pointless/ Like impotent men on honeymoon nights, mainly disappointment/ U can contest wit the “weight” of my rhyme, but u can hardly-hold-me/ Spit battle that’ll leave u shakin’ greatly, like when Chris Farley-od’d/ I’m like Lopez at the Academy Awards, cuz I “see-thru” ur false-rap/ This (EX)terminated (H)omosexual brings new meaning to what I call-wack/ I’ll explode like a room was fulla methane, and then a fire-was-lit/ Leavin’ this wack cat il”legit” like Hammer, he desires-to-“quit”/ If I step to u, only when u give me a handjob, would u “beat-my-beef”/ After this battle’s over, u can forget about how u can eat-with-teeth/ Not even a has-been, I’d rip u anyday, even when blasted on acid/ U rap like masturbating arthritis victims, cuz ur unable to “grasp it”/ And just like that situation, Ryuu is an mc “impossible-to-beat”/ Don’t claim that u pack guns, when ur lyrical arsenal’s-too-weak/ U’d only win by dickryding like a black man in a white-court/ Mos def the verdict handed down is I’ll be ending ur life-short…/ *Double meaning to the Chris Farley punch… think of it… a big fat man, od’ing… ooo *Any of u who watched the Academy Awards, know eXACTly what I’m talking about, god she’s fine as hell
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- Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) |
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