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01-05-2015, 11:41 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678    |
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YO WTFUCKA?! FUCKA STEP TO BB?!?!!? SRS? LOL @ MERCULES THIS DUDE. lol LET'S BEGIN BY SAYING LOL FGT. This dude got the fucking genetic coding of a infant somalian Wilmer Valderramma, fucking melvin skateboarding nose ring get tattoos of a fucking tribal arm band and prick your and your lesbians finger and suck each others blood and promise to never watch a episode of big bang theory without each other, you fucking hippie indian mahatmas ganfaggot peruvian mayan mailman. Prince Ali - fabulous he - Ali Ababwa ass motherfucking loser. Lol fucking home invasion diving on your craigslist sofa making sound effects with your mouth faggot. PEW PEW *shields with pillow* dramatic synergistic piece of fucking dogshit LMAO UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHES ON AN INTERNET FORUM THAT TALKS ABOUT THE DESIGN OF OUIJA BOARDS AND SHES THE MODERATOR THAT I ZANY AND LETS YOU TALK ABOUT DILDOS ONCE IN AWHILE. You fucking orange picking Aladdin show you the world ass degenerate. I don't evne want to destroy you right now honestly..BUT FUCK IT BB CRAZE BB FUCK YOU IN BUTHOLIO FAGIO LLOLOL @ fucka idiyote hiding behind this giant sweater wearing wench practicing his selfie awareness with a droid GoPro phone that was on sale with the purchase of an extra line for a non family member to his MetroPCS phone in easter wyoming in a town with a population of 3928 and the star quaretrback in 1989 went on to play college ball in boise state FUCK YOU LMAO WHO THE FUKF?! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET A FUCKING STICKER/PHONE COVER OF V FOR VENDETTA ON YOUR STUPID CHEAP ASS BLACKBERRY YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SERIAL RAPIST  LMAO FUCKING "OH HEY IM MERC LET ME USE A NINE ITS ORE MOBILE THAN A SHOTGUN IT DONT MAKE A LOUD BLAST NOISE BUT U CA FUCKING SHOOT A LOT OF TINY LITTLE SOTS AND STUFF ITS ACTALLY COOLER. DONT WORRY I KNOW A SHOTGUN DOESNT WEIGHT 300 LBS, LMAO MOBILE. NINE WEIGHS 1 LB, LESS, ITS SO LIGHT, I NEED TO BE MOBILE, GOING INTO THE ATTIC, LOCKING MYSELF IN THE SAFE ROOM. YOU WONT GET ME HERE, YOUR SHOTGUN CANT PENETRATE MY SAFEROOM. FUCK, MY LESBIAN WIFE IS IN THE BEDROOM STILL LOL. LESBIAN GETS RAPED, MERC IS LOOKING THROUGH THE SAFEROOMS PEEPHOLE. JERKS OFF, LOOKS AT HIS NINE "DONT WORRY BUDDY YOU DID YOUR BEST" THIEF USING HIS SHOTGUN AS A CROWBAR LIEK TOOL TO CHOKE AVRIL LALESBIAN WHILE HE RAMS HER ASSHOLE FROM BEHIND. HI IM MERC. BATTLE ME. 300 GIGABYTES OF FAGGOT. HAVE PCITURES OF NINES ALL OVER MY ROOM. NINE POSTER. NINES. LOVE NINES. BANG. SHOOTING RANGE. "SIR DO YOU WANT A MEGATRON CANNON OR A RIFLE" "NAH MAN GIVE ME THE NINE, IM A PRO" FUCKING LOSER. LESBIAN GETTING RAPED, THIEF SHOVES SHOTGUN IN HER ASSHOLE, BLEEDING EVERYWHERE LOL. THIEF CONVINCES LESBIAN TO OPEN SAFEROOM, DOES, THIEF STARTS FUCKING MERCULES. LESBIAN JOINS IN. FUCKS MERCULES TOO. BASICALLY MERC IS AN EFFEMINATE LOSER. LOL "MORE MOBILE WITH A NINE" WTF!?!?!? SO BASICALLY YOU WOULDNT WANT A BIG, HUGE SHOTGUN THAT WEIGHS A BIT MORE THAN YOUR TINY LITTLE LASER NERF GUN FOR WHAT?!?! SO YOU CAN SHOOT MORE LITTLE ROUNDS?!?! SHOTGUN = GIANT PEEN THAT SHOOTS LARGE LOADS NINE = TINY PEEN THAT SHOOTS LITTLE SPURTS OF CUMSHOT FAGGOTNESS LOL MORE MOBILE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT MOBILITY WHEN YOU'RE BLASTING FUCKING DOORS OFF THE HINGES YOU FUCKING LOSER "MORE MOBILE" NIGGA YOU ARE NOT RAINBOW SIX TOM CLANCY, YOU ARE RAINBOW BITCH FAG FANCY, FAGGOT. SNIPER CELL PURVEYOR LMAO DUDE COMPLETED A MISSIO ON LEGENDARY IN CALL OF DUTY AND THINKS HISTINY ASS NINE WILL PROTECT HIM ON SOME SCARFACE "I TAKE UR BULLET I TAKE UR BULLET, FUCK THAT" HOME INVASION AT THE END ASS MOTEHRFCUKER U R NOT SCARFACE U CUBAN FACED PUERTO RICAN PERUIVAN CUMSHOT MIRROR FUCKING LOSER, U R THE FUCKING DESCENDANT OF JENNIFER LOPEZ'S BUTT SWEAT U PIECE OF GARBAGE LOOL HOMICIDED YOWTF YO WAITAWA TJWFAW WTF? BB NOTICE SOMETHING THIS ACTUALLY NOT A ROAST THREAD ANYMORE DIS A FUCKA DETECTIVE CASE DETECTIVE BB ON DIS FUCKING LOSERS CASE LMAO LISTEN CLOSELY LMAO. BB BROS THIS SI ACTUALLY A GENIUS FUCKING PLOT, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS GENIUS DISGUISED IN COMPLETE FAGGOTRY, DW MERC U STILLA FUCKA LOSE IDIYOTE ASS FAGGOT if you outline this dudes shitty ass mirror you can see a pattern arrise  to the normal eye this is nothing btu to a trained detective bb this is much more srs than it is see as him and his lesbian hirlfriend pop pimples in the mirror and wipe cumstains from her fucking him in the ass, it's actualyl a symbolic sex ritual many sex hot topic satanist freaks with ear gauges and thumb canals in their butthole can relate too 
fucking gone fucking v for vendetta got a fucking ghost living in ur mirror trying to communicate through ur ouija board afficionado gLBGT girlfriend has piercings on her little vag made out of organic metals fuck you dude sersiouly fucka idiyote  fucking gone @ this dudes dating the reincarnation of kelly osbourne  you fucking jaw bone freak id carve out her fucking jaw bone and use that shit as a boomerang to knock out faggots in a 20 mile perimetter fuck you
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01-05-2015, 11:42 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
bb gun mak fun of everbyody but got tired and sidtracked so fuck u idiyote
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01-05-2015, 11:55 PM
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teh ghoulie
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: LA
Posts: 394
Battle Record: 4-6
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lmfao at this, that chick does look like elvis tho
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01-05-2015, 11:58 PM
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teh ghoulie
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: LA
Posts: 394
Battle Record: 4-6
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fucking dead @ "the government should fear there people"
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01-06-2015, 01:43 AM
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nok Su kow
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,507
Battle Record: 1-1
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01-06-2015, 02:10 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Cali
Posts: 1,460
Battle Record: 11-20
Rep Power: 4150482 |
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01-06-2015, 02:22 AM
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,629
Battle Record: 43-19
Champed - BA Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
Rep Power: 20816224 |
BB just committed murder... r.i.p.
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01-06-2015, 04:55 AM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
Rep Power: 34230531 |
damn that was much better than the one he did on me
kinda jealous
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01-06-2015, 09:17 AM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,739
Rep Power: 85899382 |
BB da BB just HOF'd this thread.
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01-06-2015, 09:48 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,324
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
- Write Week 8
Rep Power: 50036758 |
Not what i expected
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01-06-2015, 12:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
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Rip twerpules.
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01-06-2015, 01:14 PM
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yes really
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: NC
Posts: 362
Battle Record: 7-9
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lolol BB just wrote the memoirs of Mercules.
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01-06-2015, 01:15 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,794
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 82986458 |
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HOF. Repped. <3 u
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01-06-2015, 01:46 PM
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teh ghoulie
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: LA
Posts: 394
Battle Record: 4-6
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I repped him as well. BB still da gawd tbh
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01-06-2015, 01:53 PM
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HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
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god damn lol
repped
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01-06-2015, 02:07 PM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,171
Battle Record: 3-5
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Bb da bb just punted the mustachio off my soul. Oh sweet ether.
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