Classic Battle Series - Butler vs Shake-Zula

[KempoMRK]

First Battle

Setting - PRBA
Date - 15th of April 2006
Link to Battle - HERE

Shake-Zula

Sorry for the lateness...it's been a crazy week.


Anyway...


If u think u'll win, u're quite wrong. I'm bringin' heaters...
Hit ya mouth with a right bomb, that'll have u celebratin' "Ether"
When I drop late, I've noticed that my stuff is better...
Plus, ya girl talks shit when she's on top...
...so I'm used to workin under pressure
And ya shit's wack. U're a faggot and a punk...
I'd cock my fist back, but I don't want u lunging at it with ya tongue
So fuck boxin' now. U don't wanna test my hits, dog...
I'll stomp u out, and leave a footprint on ya chest, like Ms. Swan
They said I look like my avy. I wasn't embarrassed, son...
'Coz If u post ya pic, they'll say I look white again, by comparison
African nigga. Matter fact, what country do u rep, geek?...
U're like the plug to my headphones...u don't belong in the US, B.
I'll drop this queer. I know he ain't hard, he's soft...
'Coz what kinda loser manages to log on here...
...when he's at MARDI GRAS?
I know Butler's studyin' that line^^...Why, u ask?...
His dumb ass is just wonderin'.....how "soft" rhymes with "grass"



that's 16. goodnight.

Butler

The results r in,
...
Ya non-sense bars r the culprit, I been askin the Meds.
Lice was ruled out, its ya concepts that got voters scratchin they heads.
im 2-1.. been inconsistent. i havent been keepn my shit flowin,
i been losin to nobodies - but sorry Shake. i aint keepn the trend goin
Get a grip kid.. Im glad u always post late. n like a tuff guy too.
coz ya mood swings about 10x harder than ya punchlines do
Yea i saw ya pic. It was cool. nah, i wont hate U.
i just wanna clear a few things up first.. starting wit ya face dude
I hear from birds.. cuz chicks luv it when i pop the blouse,
..Shake gon hear from birds too. as sound fx, after i knock em out
Ya suburb slangs off the hook. He on some sick shit,
ill smack so much white-out this kid his 7th grade buddiesll wanna sniff it
U must be confused. it aint a question whether ill handle ya tool rhymes
this week, the real question is who gettn playd harder - U or Proof lines,
shake love the bitches big & tall. HE stay tryna git a porker,
theres 2 sides to every story.. an usually 'bout 4 on his girls dinner order

sorry.

[CENTER]Winner = Butler

Second Battle

Setting - PRBA
Date - 2nd of May 2006
Link to Battle - HERE

Butler

ehhhh,
sinc our last match....

i guess u got mad drunk. then passdout on the sofa dude,
n ya friends musta pulldout the sharpie,
........cuz ya still got faggot written allover you.
I bet on films. so i Went to my bookie. n left the kid some cake
took odds on the movie Stick It havin less bitch flips then Shake,
...Our 1st battle; 1 dollar. Your first title match; 1 dollar 9 cents
but, gettin flawlessd by butler twice in 3 weeks??............priceless
shit, This week an our last battle r a mystery. the detectivs cant even leave
coz the case of ur votecount against me is yet to hav any leads.,
dont get it confused. ur a noname to me,.....n im quick to pound on u fucks,
by the time i got wind of you.. it was already gettn knockd clean outta ya gut.
the gangsta fag. Slingin' gay text rhymes. moves in deadly ways,
...Shake known to flood the block,. when he forgets his pads on heavy days
i swing hardd,,
but PRs got gay net-buddies. so Theres hope for duke,
luckily for u, this Bitchslap comes equippd wit an automatic vote from Loot,
dealin wit you is routine ngga. but the steps are lookin backwards as hell,
cuz ur a dick Shake.. right after i piss, but before i fasten this belt....,
Ya careers too short. I see u havin truble tryna reach the height im in.,
so im here to offer u a boost...
....mobile, to place a call to ya ghostwriter n fire him
ima stack ya corpse on the rest. stand on it. an proclaim im nice.
stack ya gay punchlines next, ..n id stand on those too - but im afraid a' heights
U aint in shape. n ya beast girl? it b better if her face was blank
i saw her takin a shower. ditchd my champion hoodie, n decided to rock her as a bathing ape
yeaaa, shake has a bitch. she just a little thick man,...
n got more 'cookies' in her mouth then street ball defenders wit quick hands
your not dope. for real. U got nggas fooled harder than any1 culd,
cuz Uv somehow convinced this entire board ya nice w/o ever beatin any1 good!!
netgeek, my verse is not only pleasin voters cuzza how im rippin ya lines down
but after this asswoopn. Allah can feel more comfortable w/ his decision to signout
its not lookin up, ...really. i dont understand the kids problem,
this ngga dont realize the only spot he securin is 4th and 6th on my win column
n Ya pic reminds me of christopher reeves.. no doubt. this scrawny boys dead,
cuzz those arms suggest the last S curl hungovr the man of steels forhead..
lemmie break it down for this computer wiz. ya rankll go from hot, to dropping
Me losing to douchebag mcs will End Now - like ya programs not responding,,,
Nggas use my name to win battles. im on a level of "felt" ur not on..
im known for postin fake links: so, here ya go.... Shakebeatbutlerforthebelt.com

Shake-Zula

I saw that long-ass verse u posted..

I'd applaud u, but I don't think that the shit's due..
I'd drop 30 lines every week, if I was gonna recycle half of it too



So repost those RBL punches. I'll still smash u, geek...
It'll be pretty embarrassing when I beat ur best from the past 2 weeks
Plus u have no structure...man, ya typing is wild....
Beating shake TWICE? That's as realistic as kids "biting ur style"
U got me guessin'..."Is he a man, or a damn fag?"....
There's no question........just like the exams in ur dance class
I seen ya squad. And I ain't sayin' that they're "gay"...
All I can say is, ya boys are very "suave"...
...meaning they help u masterbate
I'm droppin' plenty heat, but there isn't any need...
'Coz u'll never be MVP while posting better verses as the MBP
I'm sure girls always tell u: "It's me, not u. Sorry"...
I bet they'd be ashamed to show up with u at a costume party
Can't even dress proper. Closet full'a old selections...
I'd call u a window shopper, but u're scared of ur own reflection
Ya shit's bizarre. U better hire more psychics, kid...
If u winning is in the cards, David Blaine would have trouble finding it
I know ya girl likes how u're darker than the street...
'Coz ya'll fuck with the lightsout...to fulfill her "invisible man" fantasy
U testin' Death, guy. Careful when crafting ya statements...
'Coz I'll give ya neck a red stripe.........like that happy Jamaican
I was the 1st champ here...now u see, i'm the future...
I built this house...while u were on top for a week, like the roofer
I'll tear ya verse up, make u swallow all the paper...
And have u spittin sentence fragments, like a color commentator
Yeah, ya verse is long as shit...but it isn't nice...
Ask whats wrong with it...u'll get more tips than ya mom did tonight
I've got plenty more. Don't ever doubt that, man...
Honestly, I don't have time for this anymore...
...so I'll be signing-out as champ
Think that I'm lyin? Been writin' for days? that's madness...
I was tryin to think of a line thats funnier than ur loss to Black Magik
Tried ya best, mister, but everybody can see, it's bad...
If u're a text wizard, I'm knockin' Butler out like the Cleveland Cavs



yeah.

Winner = Butler

Third Battle

Setting - LBL
Date - 16th of July 2006
Link to Battle - HERE

Shake-Zula

22


Hey..
After u see this, and the reaction u'll get from the voters....
Nvm ya pixelated pic, u'll still end up with a chip on ya shoulder
Maybe if I pass on some wisdom, the beef'll settle...
Want advice? "stay in school", u're still at a 3rd grade reading level
I'm suprised u can keep friends. U're a worthless joke...
Ya only boy calls u his wingman, coz u fly away when girls approach
And when it's late, normal people tend to snooze...
So they hit the sack...while u're on ya knees with a sack hittin' u
Plus ya fam's barely got any posessions at all...
The grinch only needed a free pocket to steal christmas from ya'll
U always throwin parties...got kegs and streamers...
Ya floor SHOULD be a mess.....but thank god for streetsweepers
I ain't fakin' son. I'll start unloadin' this shotgun...
And leave one in ya atrium, like when u performed in the commons
U had Glocks strugglin'...he was set to clown himself...
Confused......after hours of seeing his own reflection on ya scalp
Ya verse was a joke. Yeah, It wasn't that good, b...
But I see why u got more votes, u posted a pic of a shaved pussy
Fuck a "mean mug"...that ugly shit, is too brutal...
Ya coworkers protestin...tryn'a get another wall added to ya cubicle
U're kiddin'...It's gonna take a lot more to phase me...
Punches remind me of Peter Griffin...they ain't been workin' lately


...yep

Butler

okay.
i was GONNA cop a bently... but aftr that verse? im callin' it quits.
clearly, suicides more suited for Shake then the style of doors on my whip..
^Zula.. for real. hop off a roof or somethin.. no, im not teasin ya
i usually want the truth, but i think if u went off alleged make things easier
im not hatin'... i feel this dood. believe it bro,
bein a douchebag-************-clone aint a crime. so shake, ya free to go
u can't blame me for losin. im 2 days late. you really can't pull it now,
ngga... i gave you till saturday to edit the corny punchlines n all the bullshit out
an dont mistake the blurry photo an the run i had wit this guys sis,
wasnt the fuzz in my pic that cuffd her,beat that pussy up n got assdeep wit my knightstick
then i broke up wit his moms. cuz the fat hoe was a blimp an a target
Grocery store collapsed - soon as she went on the market.
recyclin' ya bboys trash. c'mon kid, the drops r just harmless.
yea, Shake IS God's .gif to earth,
......in the form of a snapshot of his garbage.
battlin' the champ wit generic lines.. how he tryna hate the boss??
when i culd barely clear my pocket size etch-a-sketch with a shake this soft,
fuck u and ya boyfriend.. givin rimjobs. nah theres no drugs, or keys they hav..
his mans just not allowed to wear thongs cuz thats where Shake keeps his 'stache
an licks the ass. they luv the cock. his dood even named his dick for this punk,
But Shake can never remeber it... this ngga always got it on the tip of his tounge.

Winner = Butler

[KempoMRK]

Fourth Battle

Setting - LBL
Date - 13th of August 2006
Link to Battle - HERE

Butler

Shake-zula?
.
.
1st, i heard Ya rhymes. 2nd, i heard ya lectures
3rd, with my index over my mouth, saw ya name, n said the 1st 2 letters
Zula's utter trash. I had to way till friday just so he might show.
then empty my bank account in ordr to buy Shake enuff time to write dope,
cozzzzz.. i came here lookin for competition. an u can't speak gawd.
if i knew id be battlin' over-rated clones, I'da just stayed @ PR..
so, I gotta dash - to find some iller heads that i can rip to poultry
Shake gotta dash - surrounded by 2 letters representing his difficulty
YA still a net-zero Shake. 11 wins means shit wen i beast it all down
Put ya run on pause.............. 4 legs & leash in the dog house.
while U waxin ya tranny girflriend.. is she a G? yup..
.......wit a sack so low, its almost time for her re-up.
Ya simpl metaphors r too plain. ya homo Similies ill mangl an rip
son, only thing Id say symbolic about u... is, Shake is a #!@%$
i went to see wat movies were playin. saw the titles at the spot fucker
n all i came up with was wat 'must happen' to UR style & John Tucker
hoppd on the football field. hiked Shakes rhymebook aftr i drewup the play
no one was open, so i stepped outside the tackles.. an threw it away
nah it aint tranny. but his girls huge. meteoroligists luv this fuckn guy
they can now measure storm distance based solely off her thunder thighs
No. For real. she big as fuck.. im not just tryna offend ya
Shake's girl mooned a crowd - an offset the earths tide agenda.
this is just last weeks sequal. i mimmick the whole business.
coz Shake got Slick wording,
i broght the Nife & champ match asswhoopin to go with it
id stomp ya face thru the concrete. n pop ya bean for instance
wit the Tool on my hip - but that wuld put Shake an my dick in reachin distance
I switch ya whole rep nigga. watch it get caught up an hurt..
went from the "iLL" ************ kid, to just my warm-up for Merc..
Ya recyclin' dont bother me.. its win-win against this gay fool.
cuz im also simultaneously smashin his best PRBA shit too...
an dont worry. i wont finish all the weed. so its not a problem.
see, i WILL leave Shake in a bag - except it'll b fully zipped from top to bottom

Shake-Zula

How bout some originalty?

Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Krylon
While u waxin ya tranny girlfriend. is she a G? yup,
wit a sack so low, its almost time for her to re-up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by butler vs. Yzeone
i even hyped ya sorry ass. Now it's the beast wit ya'll clowns
Put ya run on pause.... 4 legs and leash in the doghouse.



Looks like we both came with shovels in our clutches...
I used mine to dig ya grave, u used urs to come up with some punches
Meant to drop last night. I apologize, u've been patient...
I started reading ur verse, next thing I know, I'm woke up and it's 10am
Kid, I'd never imitate ya shit. I don't even respect u...
If I was doin that, half these lines would've been written before I met u
But u ain't recycling...I can see it well...
U're actually stuttering...
...u just so slow, it takes u a few weeks to repeat urself
U saw the match-up and got nervous. I ain't exaggeratin'...
Ya colon must'a been havin' a fire drill, the way ya bowels evacuated
32 lines? I guess u're tryn'a make this shit "classic"...
Hopin' that I'm consistent...at getting screwed in champ matches
I assume u rushed. Coz that's some awful shit, dork...
It's a soft key that's got me ready to use a soft key, Alt and F4
If u think I'm gonna let u win, don't hold ya breath...
U are leavin' ur mark here...coz u planned to kill me, with no success
I get sick when I think about how long u've held the shit...
Only way I ain't snatchin the title, is if it's an expert in self-defense
See, if u could avoid punches, that might be a problem...
But u ain't light on ya feet...
...u just wearin' those shoes with the lights on the bottom
U know u're less than me, i'll spell it out for u plain, brotha...
See, I ain't tryn'a do html codes when I type Butler<shake>Butler
Ya shit's horrible, dude. Just another stretched verse...
U THINK people are following u...but that's just ur Verizon network
Plus the ladies don't even want ya penis...
And u couldn't be gobblin' up the pussy if u were Norm Osborne's fetus
If u say I'm wack, u're either lyin' thru ur filfthy teeth...
Or somebody's been hacking ur account...
...and voting for me EVERY week
U overrated. So calm down, I could take u anyday...
Only way u'll bring moore to the table is if Demi agrees to a pity date
I don't think anybody's gonna acknowledge ya weak shit...
U should'a typed "Kill President" in ya verse...
...so at least the feds would bother to read it





...

Winner = Butler

[KempoMRK]

Fifth Battle

Setting - WBL
Date - 11th of June 2007
Link to Battle - HERE

Shake-Zula

I know...


It's killin' u inside. Doc's wonderin' if the doubt's a tumor...
If u show, it'll be something...coz it would be nothing w/o a loser
Folks believe I'm better. U post nothing impressive, b...
I'm clever. U wouldn't get any pull if I lent u everything except the 'c'
U always steal wins against well-deservin' opponents...
I'd count the times it's happened...
...but most of my fingers are in ya girl at the moment
One hit'll bruise ya lips. Got u all loopy, butler...
I'm sure u're confused by this...my punches are doing wonders
Half of this league is just rookies with dumb names...
So we both had tickets to the top...guess only MINE was one-way
After readin ya last verse, an idea came to me, dude...
Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too
I'm used to havin' roses thrown at my feet while I walk...
While u're used to lettuce n' cucumbers....gettin' ya salad tossed
Sure u can post late, u still ain't allowed to win, queer...
I'm gettin old too, so I don't blame ya lines for takin a while to get here



16

Butler

0-5

U peeped our series? ngga got NO chance
forget a title run; i culd ride the eliptical wit no legs an advance
sorry for the lateness< but sayin that shit is wierd
coz we been waitin for THAT apology from ya moms period for 16 yrs
..its me n the FBI on this one. we're on to this joke,
im sweepin for bugs, then casually movin' on to the votes>>
slick, Ya concepts just never take-off.... no clownin'
tnight we sneakn Shakes verse out the window his punchlines r so grounded
Ur a clown kid. these retro rebocks'LL sidekick u for steppin
ya back'll give-out; open a chain, &put Goodwill in chapter11
asslercker, U left me no choice. this battles mass murder
i had to fry ya flesh on the front skillets; ya creativity took the backburner
homo its up, the jig u keep tryna rope i will cut-
an i'd dice ya nuts- but u'd prolly puckr ya lips n try to blow em' for luck
neckin dudes, Shake's 0-4 against me. wheres the cleverness?
ur in NO position to talk- but then again 'deepthroat' never is....

Winner = Butler

Sixth Battle

Setting - WBL
Date - 1st of July 2007
Link to Battle - HERE

Butler

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shake-Zula vs. Butler 2 weeks ago
Paying ppl to battle's cool, but maybe they should be paid to leave too

.
.
U dont need to worry 'bout cake- u'll get it mayne
im personally givin u bread; to make SURE the pigeons pick the remains
....i'v had it, they wont even know how to bag em'
U turnin' up more dead then boomboxes w/Jerry Garcia fanatics
Ya quotes just sound stupid... its lame black.
now its like ya tounge-tied,
...ur skills, & title run on the train tracks
clown, y wuld u have a chance now? believe me player
if UR on my level, its 4 strategy guides n a game genie later
im sorry shake, but really, U need to level wit me
clever shit aside.. iv now murdered u 6 times consecutivly
^i know u hate it, but don't listen to the fake shit
u arn't fallin' off, ur 100 stories below splattered across the pavement
on some gay shit.. sup b? this dood luv the D,
Shake infiltrated enemy lines n told sperm.... "cover me"
fucka plz, i dont need to test ya fag bars n lame slaps
Uv already passed wit flyin colors;
...in pumps & pink capris wavin the gay flag
we SHULD pay nggas to leave, im fine with it...
coz my wordings the shit! U simply cannot write for it
ur single handedly winnin me cash. are u dumb or slow??
if id known i culd keep servin this clown i'da signedup MONTHS ago
I'm lampin, u see nggas styles an start crampin
Zula culdn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a sack a' bannanas
^an i wulda stopped there. 20 can stamp u,
but that'd make two Top 20s U can't handle..
i'll pop ya flannel, the confusion has got this dude
"mock" you? nah, i meant knock u hard enuff to hear a sonic boom
U grabbn this loss by the bullhorn...Shake all of ur 'pulls' gone
i aint worried bout taken #2; this peice of shits already in full form
-decent opener, I shoulda beat you before, voters are ridin' you
filler punch, fuck butler, filler punch, Im nicer dude
shitty middle, more filler, I'll serve this fool-
^U can go home now I took the liberty of writing ya verse for u

Shake-Zula

lol...



Better start lookin for mirrors, smoke screens, and glass...
Coz u're u're gonna need 'em...
...to make me disappear from next weeks champ match
Let's squash this feud...get the lines of communication open...
My hand's always open to u...
...it'd be wrong to hit a bitch with a closed fist
People offer to buy me drinks in bars...they know that I'm real....
They offer u drinks coz they're confused by the shorts and high heels
5-0 is a run that anybody would be proud to see...
And I guess that verse is raw...it looks like u ran outta steam
No more slick talk. I'll hit ya head with a machete, jack...
And have it leakin' enough red sauce to match ya spaghetti straps
Puttin' up a fight? It's more likely this punk is hidin'...
Only giving me a run for my money coz I paid for my huntin' license
I'm nauseous, dizzy, and all I want to do is sleep...
I'm drunk as hell right now...and u're lines STILL don't look good to me
I've never tried against u. U're wack. Couldn't see it, dude?...
It's like complimentin' the fat girl, just to laugh when she's believin' u
That's terrible. If I wrote that shit, I'd be embarrassed, yo...
That hobbit Sam offered to post half ya verse n' help u "share the load..."
If I was u, I'd keep a closer eye on ur lady, b...
I heard guys serenade ya girl from outside...
...coz music calms the raging beast
˙˙˙ǝɯ ʇdǝɔxǝ˙˙˙ʎlƃn sı sn ɟo ǝuo˙˙˙sn ɟo oʍʇ ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq
^ʞǝǝʍ ʇxǝu sǝuıl ʎɯ ɟo ǝuo uıddılɟ ɟo ǝlqnoɹʇ ǝɥʇ n ǝʌɐs p,ı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ^
U just ain't stacked enuff. I don't mean to embellish...
But one punch'll put enuff hair on ya chest to make ya girlfriend's jealous
I know what's up. I see u're treated like a king at home...
They flip pigeons when u show up....to make sure u won't eat alone
I only need 16 to win. Goin' 30 is stupid, dude...
By NO MEANS am I a comedian...but I'm only matchin' that to humor u
I'm startin' to think he's an alias. Bout to expose this shit...
"I think, therefore I am"...see, judging from "his" lines, butler don't exist



champ.

Winner = Butler

[KempoMRK]

Series Current Standings

Butler - 6
Shake-Zula - 0

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Both these dudes in their prime were the best of the best.