RapBattle.com April Abolition 2001 Tourney: Ryuu vs Exh

[sral]

Apr 2001


Ryuu:

Damn, i must be feelin' it today, i wrote 2 battles ,mwahahahaha. O well, here we go.
Ur spit’s too commonplace like seeing a Mexican on a low-wage/
Once Ryuu has stepped to u, u can forget about dying of old-age/
Cuz I’ll fatally pull ur brain out, split from left 2 right hemispheres/
Leave men-in-fear, ya couldn’t spit wit ur old dome so u “rented-spheres”/
U mostly rap with unintelligence, like tryin’ to catch night-tans/
Best sign up for insurance, cuz I’m quickly reducing ur life-span/
U’d never spit tight if u were up a fat man’s ass witout ointments/
Ur raps r like tryin’ to make Ellen Degeneres switch, it’s pointless/
Like impotent men on honeymoon nights, mainly disappointment/
U can contest wit the “weight” of my rhyme, but u can hardly-hold-me/
Spit battle that’ll leave u shakin’ greatly, like when Chris Farley-od’d/
I’m like Lopez at the Academy Awards, cuz I “see-thru” ur false-rap/
This (EX)terminated (H)omosexual brings new meaning to what I call-wack/
I’ll explode like a room was fulla methane, and then a fire-was-lit/
Leavin’ this wack cat il”legit” like Hammer, he desires-to-“quit”/
If I step to u, only when u give me a handjob, would u “beat-my-beef”/
After this battle’s over, u can forget about how u can eat-with-teeth/
Not even a has-been, I’d rip u anyday, even when blasted on acid/
U rap like masturbating arthritis victims, cuz ur unable to “grasp it”/
And just like that situation, Ryuu is an mc “impossible-to-beat”/
Don’t claim that u pack guns, when ur lyrical arsenal’s-too-weak/
U’d only win by dickryding like a black man in a white-court/
Mos def the verdict handed down is I’ll be ending ur life-short…/

*Double meaning to the Chris Farley punch… think of it… a big fat man, od’ing… ooo
*Any of u who watched the Academy Awards, know eXACTly what I’m talking about, god she’s fine as hell

[sral]

eXh theLyricist:

posted April 04, 2001 05:53 PM


-FAWKIN' MAXIMUM VELOCITY-
...Takes battle back to the time of STREET FIGHTER!!

BATTLE ARENA

M.BISON:"eXh tha.Lyricist...today you will be facing a faggot Mc in the battle context...this is for position in next round...So dont fawk up..."

Ken:"Ryuu!!...we need you to take on eXh...his powers will turn me,Chin-Li, & Dhalsim into eXh(X)-Lyricists...We need your help!!..."

Ryuu:"Okay,But Lemme Pull my panties up 1st"

M.BISON:"eXh...BEGIN THA CARNAGE..."

-My lyrics will decapitate,ya front-'gate',to leave you de-'FENSE'-less...
-Ya own girl doesnt 'feel you' when you start to 'coress'...
-Cuz when I 'deliver',my mic comes out except they nevah cut off tha 'cord'...
-On levels of him ranked higher than me I jus' disregard...
-Because his verse was so fuckin' wack he had his 'key-board(bored)'...
-'Dunking on a basketball hoop' is tha only way you'd become a 'net-cee(Net See)'...
-This 'transvestite' goes both ways but'd neva come close to tha 'gender' of my 'physical degree...
-So just get of 'contacts' & 'REAL EYES (realize)' ya subject & verbs cant burn me...
-'Knuckle drops' on tha reject barz you spit,is tha only way you'll
create 'punchlines that hit'...
-You must 'Rhyme out ya ass' cus ya raps are wack 'an all[anal] shit'...
-Ya voice always 'hits' a 'high pitch' like this was 'base-ball' dun...
-While Im a make this faggot Ryuu do tha opposite of 'home run(run home)'...
-Your as 'tight' as 'anarexic ethiopian slaves' in tha 'apparell of Big Pun'...
With a 'Pumped-up basketball' you'd still have no 'WILSON(will, son)'...
-As this verbal upset will leave ya mind 'blank' like that of a 'check'...
-Ya 2 piles of 52 cards wouldnt be able to give you punchlines that 'deck'...

Chin-Li:"Ryuu,leave quick,he's fucking you up dumbass...& dont let ya tampon get loose again.."

M.Bison:"eXh!!!...I say now you MAKE HIM YOUR HO, go PROJECT PAT STYLE on this Chicken..."

-Lyrical flames seek into-ya bones madd dense...
-Creating ya socketz to combust-into fragments...
-Verbs leave ya body in tha 'past'-'tense'...
-Like 'tight muscles' in-tha 'flinstones' presence...
-Its like my 'head is attached-to-my-anus' cuz Im tha only one 'seeing my hot manour'...
-Ya 'flava' is 'bay-sick(basic)' like you 'drown-ya-flows in tha pits-on-tha ocean floor'...
-Rockin' rampage to leave the 'de-ceited(the seeded)' unranked without the enitity of a 'pit'...
-Workin for 'animal care' & my 'animiosity' will prevent you from being a 'vet'...
-Your 'net'-cee ass couldnt get a 'swish' with a 'contract from nike' on file...
-Im like a 'locksmith' when I 'unlock' tha rhythm of my essential 'key-style'...
-placin 'diseases' like in phases on 'famine & exile'...
-Weak barz you drop cant XL wit' tha help of tha rapper CHINO...
-Robbing you' of this victory like a blind man 'playing poker in a Las Vegas or Reno'...
-Tha 'calories' in my system forces me to be 'phat'...
-'Twisted ya moms ovaries at birth' yet doctors found ya vibes would never 'crack'...
-Then I get in that pussy & travel up tha vaginal proportion...
-lyrically killed you so bad it forced her to get an abortion...
-You wasted ya whole time posting ya verse cuz like ya 'jeans', 'Shadow is deltin ya weak thread'...
-Ryuu should be known as 'KUNTA KENTE' cuz all his raps are 'BOOT-LEG' ...
-Ryuu aint no tru 'street fighter' cuz Im 'fucking him up' like hardcore sex...
-Cuz byache you gotta go A through W before you fawk wit eXh...

...Silence...

M.Bison:"eXh becaome the Ultimate Street Fighter...while Ryuu stays as anotha boot-leg CAPCOM creation...C'mon tha real Ryuu's name is spelled RYU...

RD.1 DESTRUCTION=COMPLETED

PZ