Pic Roast of For Battling (Accomplishment Guaranteed!)

For Battling · 01-31-2018, 11:28 PM

8-12 lines

I’ll see to it that the winner gets an accomplishment along with a section in the mag!!!

Drop heat....and anyone can provide next weeks pic for the Roast!

I will declare each weeks winner in the mag with NO DELAY OR BS

@SiK @Black Mask @Seyance @Blanco Bishop @Sho Money EMG @serge T @Zuch @Universe @Papi @Balanced @Meth @Slechtn @Mike Wrecka @Atomic @Greed @Tettris @Sn00p @fraze @iSpaz @Bust @Bash @Bomb Bard @Seanzo @Packed Graves @MetaSin @Resin M-I-C @Frank Metts @Paradigm @Ronin @Useless
@Suthaveli
@ill nik-A @Wavy Crockett @Frac @Fracture
@Knux @Sour joog
@Ghost1 @Hush @Cashius @Cred
@Strikta @Junto @Tic @murda sho @Muff @veritas @Moe Jetts ] @Infiltration @Resin MIC @God Of War @trap @For Battling @MFtastick @Chyeahh @classickERBL @Barcotic @Plethora @King @Kenny the OG @Jayson Fresh @Toil @Wanderer @10 Senses @dehf @Gunplay @SuckaFreeCashier @Basic M @Plot @Bags @Razah @Maximus @Useless @Ace @Diablo @Lenox @Cool @dead man @big baby @Witty @Amen @Sharp @Dominate @Beyond @Neighbor @JShazo @Sicc @namix @Certain @Joe Boston @Awww Shit @RichardCorey @yzeOne @Diode @Damien @john hensley @Krucial Th1rt3en @Facts MuhSheen @Unemployed @Diablo @DynamiCz

Facts MuhSheen · 02-01-2018, 12:04 AM

You look like a soldier, so I've got nothing for your hopeless ass.
You know what you should get your mom for Christmas? A folded flag.
though this was dope lol
That first line alone has this hoe running away.
See that shit was more fucked up than your nose from the grenade.
decent
He makes the penis kiss with his boyfriend, they like to talk about who loves it more
So the boat in the back ain't the only docking that he's done before.
nah
You'll see this fucker get shown the clip.
I'll have an arm flexed... Like his muscles that don't exist.
kinda contradicting yourself here but I’ll give it credit
You're someone that your parents have now disowned.
And I don't blame them: you like Antonio Banderas with Downs Syndrome.
nah
I've already exposed to y'all that this faggot has been sucking dick.
So after this? He'll be gone faster than his upper lip.
nah

Quotables: 1

Nick James · 02-01-2018, 02:06 AM

dudes in places dreams are made of but u culdnt hide it quicker
u picked the greatest view on earth.. n left ur bed just outside the picture
decent
ol' big for nothin ass nigga now we got him pissed off
so I guess HULK SMASH.. that whole fuckin lip off
nah
u got it all exposed.. I see u flexin like u ball on hoes
do you actually pay ur lil brother or do u just wear all his clothes
kind of an old joke in general
i cant act like we arent surprised, dude wat gym did u start in life
we all can see this guys benchin.. aint no one that ugly in the startin 5
alright I’ll give you this

Quotables: 1

Joe Boston · 02-01-2018, 04:35 PM

This dudes from Miami home of gay Latin Lovers
Fag looks like he posing for Spitbulls new album cover
what is a spitbull? That’s wack. Maybe if you had said pit bull it would have turned out better
Why u got that mad look for? Bitch ur far from frightening
Didnt ur mom ever tell you youd stay like that? But u continue to try to keep ur neck musclss tightened
nah
Model pose whos this ugly fuck kidding
His lip looks like hes been sucking the insides of glass bottles for a living
lmao
Youll always be a frail looking bitch still mommas little baby
U look like John Liquizamo shopped in the clearance section of Old Navy
nah
So fuck if ur from.Miami city of Sun and Nighttime fun
You always be on the strip and looks like u had a horrible accident with a fucking waxing one
nah wording

Quotables: 1

Ronin · 02-03-2018, 08:26 PM

He pumped iron to hide the lip, what fallacy...
When we want u to take a leap off the lip of that balcony.
lacks content, seems unfinished
Is that a restaurant? Condo...it looks mad rusty.
Is it a Ship or hotel me what the fuck u is standing on that's that ugly.
no
Trying to look like a Marine, bro ur mad genius...
Bitch that's false valor u trying to look like a wrestler that lost his penis.
nice
Wait, ain't u 5'3"? My knuckles make ur head spin...
Pump all the iron u want, u can't build muscle in ur chin.
oh nah
The lip shits played, ur deformed n owned it...
Alone much? Too bad there still isn't a girl that wants u on her.
nah
What race are u? A dreamer, not this lame bum...
Go back to whatever shit hole country ur parents came from.
nah

Quotables: 1

Incredible · 02-03-2018, 11:24 PM

Why ya fist clinched? New tax laws hit, he looks like he took a blow
He's hanging out up top, house really the size of that shelter below
alright
Look behind you bro....the way that face is just won't see far
When I say I'll comb over his dome, its more like how those trees are
nah, comb over concept had potential but you ended it bad
Everyone he meets, SSDD..."what happen to your uhh..right there"
muscles? Where?
He just gassed up, that still shot goes off, he floats off into the air
wording and all
I'll really murder you....when I say fb standing on blue
I'm mean I put him at the bottom of that fucking ocean dude
nah basic

Quotables: 1

Vulgar · 02-03-2018, 11:24 PM

When did it start getting cool to pose as a marine on leave? Silence
I guess when your mom asked you to leave the house for the Marine Islands
ehh decent I supposed, I liked the execution
You haunt us with your teeth, we wish you'd just fade away or fold, soldier
How long'd it take you to find barbers on that ghost ship to help you with the comb-over?
barely decent again here
I mean, Jesus, you're such a hot mess, it haggles me - stop with the faggotry
You look like a dehydrated Lars-fish that vomited 8 times before u got to the balcony
funny but corny, good flow though so I’ll give this some credit
The bluest waters, the clearest sky, palm trees swaying, an exceptional view
and a chico with his cheek blown 'half off' on a discount Mexican cruise
decent
Just come to terms with the fact you're a freak that Miami cruise lines won't fit
When the agent replied, "Yes, it's a Carnival" she meant the type of show u're employed with
lol’d

Quotables: 1

Krucial Th1rt3en · 02-03-2018, 11:33 PM

ok let me try a few lol...

channing tatum wen danny mcbride had him on a leash in the
movie 'This is The End' lookin ass

sargent shithead lookin ass

officer dick lookin ass

gennady golovkin triple G lookin ass

jonas brothers lookin ass

gym muscles havin ass

good cop, bad cop lookin ass

that boxer lomachenko lookin ass

'i took a picture of a fake mma fighter sayin its me, bcuz internet nerds think
mma fighters r tuff' lookin ass lmao

blue lives matter lookin ass

i hate niggas lookin ass

jack dempsey looking ass

tim tebow lookin ass

high school jock deush bag lookin ass

lmao

You dun goofed

Saint · 02-04-2018, 10:08 PM

You're a crooked cop, eh?

Think running NBL is a breeze!?! Nah check the pic/facts now
Cuz cats grease ur palms as u turn blindeye to swayin like em in ya background
alright cool
Act out when lose battles; alll gunbars prove how wack u are
Whether it's a fucked up mustache or Cro's lines -- you clearly cant #Handlebars
ehh I don’t like how you did this one
That face for horror; drag em down to the bay ta slaughter
Show him his reflection. so freak'll see he's the creature in the 'Shape of Water'
alright
But if there's Beef to Broil? bring macs out. ya TEE get soiled
I'll have somethin Coldpressed on that PaleOlive & squeeeze til ur Leakin Oil
pretty good
My punches leave kids IN stitches, style KO's w/the quickness
While that guard railing is the closest ur little fists beeeen to a Slick Finish
lol nice
'Clint Squint' aint make u sexy nor badass; boyy the lame type
Only 'Death Glare killin at Highnoon' is when his pasty ass steps into Daylight
creative here, I liked it

Quotables: 4.5

For Battling · 02-05-2018, 04:48 AM

Closed.

I’ll announce winner in the mag! Big thanks to all who participated.

01-31-2018, 11:28 PM	#1
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Pic Roast of For Battling (Accomplishment Guaranteed!) 8-12 lines I’ll see to it that the winner gets an accomplishment along with a section in the mag!!! Drop heat....and anyone can provide next weeks pic for the Roast! I will declare each weeks winner in the mag with NO DELAY OR BS @SiK @Black Mask @Seyance @Blanco Bishop @Sho Money EMG @serge T @Zuch @Universe @Papi @Balanced @Meth @Slechtn @Mike Wrecka @Atomic @Greed @Tettris @Sn00p @fraze @iSpaz @Bust @Bash @Bomb Bard @Seanzo @Packed Graves @MetaSin @Resin M-I-C @Frank Metts @Paradigm @Ronin @Useless @Suthaveli @ill nik-A @Wavy Crockett @Frac @Fracture @Knux @Sour joog @Ghost1 @Hush @Cashius @Cred @Strikta @Junto @Tic @murda sho @Muff @veritas @Moe Jetts ] @Infiltration @Resin MIC @God Of War @trap @For Battling @MFtastick @Chyeahh @classickERBL @Barcotic @Plethora @King @Kenny the OG @Jayson Fresh @Toil @Wanderer @10 Senses @dehf @Gunplay @SuckaFreeCashier @Basic M @Plot @Bags @Razah @Maximus @Useless @Ace @Diablo @Lenox @Cool @dead man @big baby @Witty @Amen @Sharp @Dominate @Beyond @Neighbor @JShazo @Sicc @namix @Certain @Joe Boston @Awww Shit @RichardCorey @yzeOne @Diode @Damien @john hensley @Krucial Th1rt3en @Facts MuhSheen @Unemployed @Diablo @DynamiCz Last edited by For Battling; 01-31-2018 at 11:45 PM.

02-01-2018, 12:04 AM	#2
Facts MuhSheen Yeah. Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 314744	You look like a soldier, so I've got nothing for your hopeless ass. You know what you should get your mom for Christmas? A folded flag. though this was dope lol That first line alone has this hoe running away. See that shit was more fucked up than your nose from the grenade. decent He makes the penis kiss with his boyfriend, they like to talk about who loves it more So the boat in the back ain't the only docking that he's done before. nah You'll see this fucker get shown the clip. I'll have an arm flexed... Like his muscles that don't exist. kinda contradicting yourself here but I’ll give it credit You're someone that your parents have now disowned. And I don't blame them: you like Antonio Banderas with Downs Syndrome. nah I've already exposed to y'all that this faggot has been sucking dick. So after this? He'll be gone faster than his upper lip. nah Quotables: 1 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:13 PM.

02-01-2018, 02:06 AM	#3
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423718	dudes in places dreams are made of but u culdnt hide it quicker u picked the greatest view on earth.. n left ur bed just outside the picture decent ol' big for nothin ass nigga now we got him pissed off so I guess HULK SMASH.. that whole fuckin lip off nah u got it all exposed.. I see u flexin like u ball on hoes do you actually pay ur lil brother or do u just wear all his clothes kind of an old joke in general i cant act like we arent surprised, dude wat gym did u start in life we all can see this guys benchin.. aint no one that ugly in the startin 5 alright I’ll give you this Quotables: 1 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:18 PM.

02-01-2018, 04:35 PM	#4
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092531	This dudes from Miami home of gay Latin Lovers Fag looks like he posing for Spitbulls new album cover what is a spitbull? That’s wack. Maybe if you had said pit bull it would have turned out better Why u got that mad look for? Bitch ur far from frightening Didnt ur mom ever tell you youd stay like that? But u continue to try to keep ur neck musclss tightened nah Model pose whos this ugly fuck kidding His lip looks like hes been sucking the insides of glass bottles for a living lmao Youll always be a frail looking bitch still mommas little baby U look like John Liquizamo shopped in the clearance section of Old Navy nah So fuck if ur from.Miami city of Sun and Nighttime fun You always be on the strip and looks like u had a horrible accident with a fucking waxing one nah wording Quotables: 1 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:22 PM.

02-03-2018, 08:26 PM	#5
Ronin #MAGA Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 603 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 8417276	He pumped iron to hide the lip, what fallacy... When we want u to take a leap off the lip of that balcony. lacks content, seems unfinished Is that a restaurant? Condo...it looks mad rusty. Is it a Ship or hotel me what the fuck u is standing on that's that ugly. no Trying to look like a Marine, bro ur mad genius... Bitch that's false valor u trying to look like a wrestler that lost his penis. nice Wait, ain't u 5'3"? My knuckles make ur head spin... Pump all the iron u want, u can't build muscle in ur chin. oh nah The lip shits played, ur deformed n owned it... Alone much? Too bad there still isn't a girl that wants u on her. nah What race are u? A dreamer, not this lame bum... Go back to whatever shit hole country ur parents came from. nah Quotables: 1 __________________ Too smooth for u dudes Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:27 PM. Reason: Heirlip

02-03-2018, 11:24 PM	#6
Incredible Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,484 Battle Record: 6-15 Rep Power: 25972895	Why ya fist clinched? New tax laws hit, he looks like he took a blow He's hanging out up top, house really the size of that shelter below alright Look behind you bro....the way that face is just won't see far When I say I'll comb over his dome, its more like how those trees are nah, comb over concept had potential but you ended it bad Everyone he meets, SSDD..."what happen to your uhh..right there" muscles? Where? He just gassed up, that still shot goes off, he floats off into the air wording and all I'll really murder you....when I say fb standing on blue I'm mean I put him at the bottom of that fucking ocean dude nah basic Quotables: 1 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:29 PM.

02-03-2018, 11:24 PM	#7
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	When did it start getting cool to pose as a marine on leave? Silence I guess when your mom asked you to leave the house for the Marine Islands ehh decent I supposed, I liked the execution You haunt us with your teeth, we wish you'd just fade away or fold, soldier How long'd it take you to find barbers on that ghost ship to help you with the comb-over? barely decent again here I mean, Jesus, you're such a hot mess, it haggles me - stop with the faggotry You look like a dehydrated Lars-fish that vomited 8 times before u got to the balcony funny but corny, good flow though so I’ll give this some credit The bluest waters, the clearest sky, palm trees swaying, an exceptional view and a chico with his cheek blown 'half off' on a discount Mexican cruise decent Just come to terms with the fact you're a freak that Miami cruise lines won't fit When the agent replied, "Yes, it's a Carnival" she meant the type of show u're employed with lol’d Quotables: 1 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:34 PM.

02-03-2018, 11:33 PM	#8
Krucial Th1rt3en Ill Fuck your Bitch 4Real Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: Inside This Carbon Life Form Posts: 85 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 751375	ok let me try a few lol... channing tatum wen danny mcbride had him on a leash in the movie 'This is The End' lookin ass sargent shithead lookin ass officer dick lookin ass gennady golovkin triple G lookin ass jonas brothers lookin ass gym muscles havin ass good cop, bad cop lookin ass that boxer lomachenko lookin ass 'i took a picture of a fake mma fighter sayin its me, bcuz internet nerds think mma fighters r tuff' lookin ass lmao blue lives matter lookin ass i hate niggas lookin ass jack dempsey looking ass tim tebow lookin ass high school jock deush bag lookin ass lmao You dun goofed Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:22 PM.

02-04-2018, 10:08 PM	#9
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	You're a crooked cop, eh? Think running NBL is a breeze!?! Nah check the pic/facts now Cuz cats grease ur palms as u turn blindeye to swayin like em in ya background alright cool Act out when lose battles; alll gunbars prove how wack u are Whether it's a fucked up mustache or Cro's lines -- you clearly cant #Handlebars ehh I don’t like how you did this one That face for horror; drag em down to the bay ta slaughter Show him his reflection. so freak'll see he's the creature in the 'Shape of Water' alright But if there's Beef to Broil? bring macs out. ya TEE get soiled I'll have somethin Coldpressed on that PaleOlive & squeeeze til ur Leakin Oil pretty good My punches leave kids IN stitches, style KO's w/the quickness While that guard railing is the closest ur little fists beeeen to a Slick Finish lol nice 'Clint Squint' aint make u sexy nor badass; boyy the lame type Only 'Death Glare killin at Highnoon' is when his pasty ass steps into Daylight creative here, I liked it Quotables: 4.5 Last edited by For Battling; 02-05-2018 at 03:39 PM.

02-05-2018, 04:48 AM	#10
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Closed. I’ll announce winner in the mag! Big thanks to all who participated.

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